Nobody Pov

In a lab somewhere two secret agents were following the footprints of the unnatural and demonic

1: right there this was the first sighting

2: they are definitely from hell. This must be the dark magic that they use to cross over to our world did they seem to be killing a specifically targeted people why?

1: they always attack randomly. All over the country, there's no way to predict what they'll show up next

Just then the two heard glass shattering outside and the sound of a cat as they looked and saw blitz with the rest of his employees

2: oh that's convenient

With y/n and loona the two were making out in the office since nobody was in that's when her alarm went off

Loona: looks like it's time to open the portal

Y/n: can't do it later

Loona: you mean after we have sex, and you take forever

Y/n: point taken

She opened the portal and millie was the first to come back

Y/n: hey, howd did it go

Millie: it was weird it's like she wanted us to kill her I almost lost interest

Y/n: but you still did it anyway right

Millie: hell yeah I did! Cut her head off and bashed it into the wall

Y/n: nice

Blitz: LOONA CLOSE IT

Y/n looked back and saw humans with guns surrounding moxie and blitz so he jumped through the portal before it closed as loona yelled for him but it was too late and the portal had closed but he ignored it, about to kill the female human then suddenly he got electrocuted

Y/n:(still standing) okay that, AGH!!!

then he gets shocked to the point he took a knee before looking at blitzes run from the male human

Y/n:( shit...loona's go on a be pissed)

That when the female human got in front of y/n with the gun aimed at him

2: I got a bone for you boy

Then y/n got electrocuted again before passing out from the pain

In the office, millie was crying while punching the wall in frustration before breaking down

Millie: SHIT!...shit, shit, shit

She was about to say something but the portal opened up and loona was landing her guns

Loona: quite crying we gotta go save him

Millie: r-right

Loona opened the portal as she and millie jumped out

Millie: they aren't here

Then loona sniffed the ground before running off with millie

With moxie, blitz, and y/n they were all tied up in a chair well y/n bindings were metal chains with multiple locks

2: finally awake huh, the other two have been for a while

Blitz: looks it back it takes a lot to keep me down all right look I took a lot of tranquilizers in the college that I drop out of also I can scrap nipple first to a car battery so I-{light shins on him} ow fuck

1: tell us demon scum who do you work for satan!?

Then the female took the light

2: how did you get to our world from the afterlife

Then the male took the light again

1: whys are yous killing humans

Then the female took the light again

2: When did you show up here

Blitz: okay I'm going to stop you right there bitch first of all we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still feeling fucking woozy so I'm going to request that your features some coffee before we get into this everybody gets coffee and shooting movies like this, right I want something iced bitch, mox

Moxie: I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino with more cappuccino make sure it's got no more than 4 oz of milk at the beans won't have the right texture otherwise and make sure they spell the name correctly on a cup they always put foxy I hate that. If you cancel that I'll have a venti traditional misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots of avocado and ristretto I also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom at the coffee after

1: ENOUGH WE ARENT GETTING YOUS COFFE!!!

Y/n: damn mox I was feeling that dochebag vibe

Blitz: impressive

2: if you don't answer we are willing to resort to torturous methods for you nasty hell beast

Moxie: when you say torture you mean physical or psychological. Physical seems counterproductive we would like to tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain and you would have no way of knowing what was true

Blitz: or we could like it too much and then you've got a whole new thing to deal with

1: what do you mean by that

Blitz: oh your stupid huh? I can work with that, Daddy likey dummy~

That's when moxie and y/n started laughing so hard the agent got angry

2: you better stop laughing at us!

1: yeah you are the ones at our mercy

Moxie: it's hard to resist I'm really sorry I mean considering you're approach thus far you've had us tied up for what hours and you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are

2: what are you?

Moxie: im a Virgo

That's when blitzes and y/n laughed

2: well I know what he is!

She said pointing at y/n

Y/n: of course, you do it's not hard to guess dumbass

2: Your just some demon dog thing, want a bone fido

1: yeah!

Y/n: no I'm the one who usually give away the bones ask him, mom

2: nice try demon his mom is dead!

1:(crying)...

Y/n: probably cuz I blew her back out fucking her I was all like a pump, pump, pump and she was all like (plays dead)

He said as agent two had to take agent one out of the room while they laughed at him

Time skip

Loona and millie followed the scent trail that lead to some building named D.H.O.R.K.S

Millie: This is where they went

Loona: yeah I can smell y/n sent, fuck how are we gonna get in

Then millie poked to get loona attention as she pointed at the vent

Millie: lift me up to that vent

Loona held up her arm and millie claimed it and into the vent before opening the door
As she jumped on loona back and the two began walking through the secret base
But not before the alarm rang and the agents came out with weapons one attacked the with an ax but loona ducked under it before chopping off his legs with hers and to finish him off Millie shot him in the head that's when Loona through her acts at another agent's head and Millie grabbed it  jumping up in the air and coming back down to slice another agent in half then loona tried to kick one agent but he dodged it and ducked under the agent's spike ball and chain as it hits his comrade and Millie took the chance to snap the last agents head as he was still in shock from killing his teammate, so millie and loona kept running as the agents started to close the door

Millie: throw me!

Looks didn't hesitate to do so as she tossed millie under the door before it closed and all she could hear was men screaming before the door opened and the hallway was a bloody mess with limbs everywhere

Loona: damn your pretty agile for an old lady

Millie: im like five years older than you

Back with the boy's agent 1 was still crying as y/n kept making fun of his dead mom

2: come one let's leave them here till they talk

The left

Blitz: don't worry guys we'll keep fucking with them until they let us go that's how this usually works y/n can you get out

Y/n struggled for a bit before stopping

Y/n: no can do boss this shits reinforced

Blitz: fuck

Moxie: worried about Millie she should be on her way now

Blitz: I would worry it would take a roided up hippo to take that woman down

Moxie: we've never dealt with the human government before she's in danger

Blitz: do you ever honestly shut up about Millie. It's always a hoe house Millie. I can't tonight I'm hanging with Millie I'm so worried about Millie and she's always FIVE! FUCKING FEET AWAY FROM YOU, it's pathetic

Y/n:...damn blitz what was that

Moxie: that was oddly personal sir

Blitz: no you're right I don't know why the fuck I just let my cut spell like that

Y/n: (sniff the air) shit guys we got gas!

Moxie: it seems to be some kinda truth smelling gas

Blitz: Oh you just figured that out

Moxie: well ask one of us a question

Blitz: um, oh dose millie peg you

Moxie: sometimes, ew! Fuck why that!?

Blitz: heh~ I knew it

Moxie: your suit is tacky! Fuck! I'm sorry

Blitz:(gasp) how fucking dare you!

The two kept going back and forth as y/n kept trying to hold his breath

Y/n:( can't breathe this shit it, if I do I am fucked )

Blitz: y/n im sorry but I've always thought you had a small dick~ shit im sorry

Y/n: what the fuck!

Blitz: sorry you didn't seem like a guy who was packing any heat, shit!

Y/n: your daughter says otherwise....fuck

Blitz: what was that

Y/n: nothing

Blitz: no, no, no say it again what have you been doing with loona

Y/n:....we been fucking and dating and fucking some more in you office at my house in your house out in public

Blitz: YOU FUCKING WHAT!!!!!

Y/n: wait let me explain ~...what the fuck

Just then y/n was in the hospital as everyone was around him

Y/n: okay this is pretty calm for an oc trip, why am I in a hospital

Millie: y/n come one she just had the baby!

Millie said dragging me along with moxie into the room and loona was in the hospital bed while blitz was at her side

Loona: hey there's daddy

Y/n: what the fuck

Loona: say hi

Y/n looked down at the wolf pup with the same light blue fur as him

Y/n: OH FU-

time skip

After all of the gas went away as the three woke up

Mox: sir do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company

Blitz: not really

Mox: you said I did a good job and to keep it up I think you wanted to say something more judgemental but you didn't you said that because I needed it

Blitz: look moxie I'm hard on you because I know what you're capable of you care too much about what everyone thinks except for me because my opinion is correct but just keep doing a good job, okay you shoot and kill well. You escape things easily. You can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to. And don't expect any more compliments I'm maxed out

Moxie: thanks sir

Blitz: you know my name use it

Moxie: thanks blitz

Blitz: and you

He said looking at y/n

Blitz: do you love my daughter

Y/n: more than anything else

Blitz: good, you better keep it that way

Then they heard a rumbling above them and millie fell from the roof

Moxie: there's my millie!

She ran over and untied them

Blitz: impressive work mills how did you get here all by yourself

Just then loona using agent 2 body smashed through the window

Blitz: looney

That's when she ran past the three and towards y/n shooting his chains off and when he was free she gave him a hug

Y/n: you okay

Loona: I should be asking you that

Y/n: im fine

Loona: good because you are so dead when we get back home

Y/n: well you might kill me for another reason

Then the alarm ran as the group gathered around and loona dropped all the guns she had as blitz and moxie grabbed them and loaded up as the agents surrounded the five

Blitz:alright I have had one too many emotions for today, guys let's fuck these fuckers up!

Then an agent went to chop off blitz head with a kusarigama but loona bit down on it before pulling it back as the agent came flying towards them but not before y/n punched right through his stomach and pulled out his spin shoving it into another agents eye and through her skull

Y/n: loona i-

Y/n: that's hot~

That's when blitz climbed on y/n back

Blitz: focus up lover boy

Then y/n charged at the agent behind loona hitting off hit head then blitz shot another agent in the head while jumping on loona back then he gave her the gun as loona shoot two agents as y/n and blitz starred

Loona: what?

Blitz: im so proud of you looney

He kissed her on the cheek

Blitz: bye sweety, well talk about the boyfriend thing when we get back

He left as loona looked at y/n

Loona: you told him

Y/n: I didn't have a choice

That's when an agent ran at y/n but he just grabbed him by the neck and snapped it

Loona:(squinted eyes) sure you didn't

An agent rushed loona as she grabbed his legs and y/n grabbed him by his arms and they ripped him in half before throwing his body part at the other agents

Y/n: im serious

That's when a missile shot past them and blew up the wall along with the other agents

Moxie: oh crumbs is everyone okay

Then blitz just comes down and sits on moxie

Blitz: WOOOO! how's that for demon scum

Then the alarm went off as the doors started to close

Moxie: quick the book!

Loona: shit, I can't read the spell in this light I can't see dick!

They all huddled together as the light kept blinking

Loona: y/n I think it's time for you to call her

Blitz: what's his mom gonna do howl us to freedom 

Y/n: I am not calling my mother, that's is a terrible idea

Then agents 1&2 walked up with their guns loaded

Loona: got any better one's

2: Ha! You demons aren't going anywhere now!

(End at 01:51)

Blitz: stolas w-wait hold on how did you know we needed help

Stolas: I have my ways darling, also y/n mother started a search party for him in hell which cause a giant uproar with the other royals

Blitz: wait a fucking minute y/n your royalty!?

Y/n: suprise~

Stolas: oh here she comes now

Then a dark red flame erupted from the ground as y/n mom scarlet came out of the flames and ran up to y/n hugging him

Scarlet: Oh thank goodness I found you, are are you okay baby

Y/n: im fine mom

Loona: he's fine scarlet

Scarlet: I'll be the judge of my baby boy slut

Loona: bitch

Then y/n looked back as the other laughed and he growled

Y/n: okay can we go home!

Then stolas opened up a portal

Stolas: yes let's leave before more show up
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