Y/n pov

After getting a new job as a killers companies bodyguard I was walking with loona to the local club only hellhounds were allowed to be in apparently a special guest was coming and loona insisted we go see because she said she knew who was coming

Loona: you gonna love this chick she rocks

Y/n: you say that but im in hell so it's either a stripper or a famous stripper

Loona: wow way to kill the vibe y/n

Y/n: im sleepy and when im sleepy I want to kill something

We got up to the front of the line and the bodyguard there took our ids and let us in

Loona: I still don't get the point of checking ids it's hell

Y/n:  yeah well don't think hell is gonna change things

We got in the club as someone was about to get on stage

???: Bitches and Dogs put your fucking paw together for our special guest Raven!!!!

Y/n:...we should go

Loona: why you haven't even heard her sing

Y/n: well I just think

Raven: this one goes out to my special person.

Loona: who is she talking about

Raven: hey y/n~

Loona:(looks at y/n) y/n

Y/n:(looks away) yes

Loona: how does the famous hell hound know you

Y/n:...

Loona: y/n

Y/n: ˢʰᵉ ᵐʸ ᵉˣ

Loona: YOU'RE WHAT!?

time skip

Nobody pov

The next day in the office loona couldn't stop walking back and forth talking about raven

Loona: she was your ex why didn't you tell me

Y/n: because it wasn't important

Loona: how is it not important you dated a pop star y/n

Y/n: I've dated alot of pop stars she's not special

Loona: how are you-

Blitzo: M AND M GET READY WERE GOONG TO LOO LOO LAND

loona: how are you-

Moxxie: loo loo land?

Loona: how are you-

Millie:(glass breaks) LOO LOO LAND

Blitzo: LOO LOO LAND!?

loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

y/n:...(looks away)

Loona:(sigh) how are you so calm right now

Y/n: like I said it's not a big deal it's like only for 3 months

Loona: you sound like dated a pop star for a year

Y/n: yes loona I did but I don't even think about her like that anymore

Blitzo: y/n there's some hell hound at the door for you!

Loona:(looks seriously at y/n)

Y/n:(looks at the ground)

Loona walks out of the office room and towards the door as Raven was standing at the door

Raven: hello there

Loona: hey, y/n busy right now so-

Raven: that's okay I can wait

Loona:💢(growling)

Raven: so how do you know y/n

Loona: he's my-(sees blitzo walking towards them) co-worker

Blitzo: alright loonie we're going to kill a family be back in a bit, love you loonie

He left the office with Millie and moxie as Loona continued to stare down raven

Raven:(giggling) loonie

Loona: don't ever!-

That's when y/n jumped in between them too

Y/n: hey guys what's going on over here

Then raven grabs y/n arm as loona saw and was furious as her fur stood up and claws extended

Raven: hey sexy, I was just talking with your co-worker here and she said you were busy but seeing as your here you don't mind coming to play with me right

Y/n: well I

Raven: good let's go to the beach and party like we used too

Y/n: raven this is my girlfriend loona

Raven: oh so loonie here is your girlfriend

Loona: don't call me that

Raven: why it's such a cute nickname

Loona:(growling)

Y/n: hey! Why don't we go to that party like you said what do you think loona sounds like fun right

Loona: (scoffs) whatever.

Y/n:(this whole day is going to be shitty isn't it )

Time skip

Nobody pov

As the other hell hounds were parting on the beach y/n and loona were laying down relaxing

Y/n: you know loona their party right over there and it seems fun

Loona: yeah and so is that bitch

She says looking at raven dancing

Y/n: I feel like you don't like her very much

Loona: not when she's trying to step my boyfriend

Y/n: aww you do care loonie

Loona: call me that again and you sleep on the couch

Y/n: but I own the house

Loona: you heard what I said

The raven came over being over in front of y/n

Raven: Hey you two, the parties over there

Y/n: yeah le-

Loona: we're fine over here thanks

Raven: aww is loo loo a bit shy

Loona: call met that again see what happens bitch

Raven: ouch, someone's feelings are hurt

Loona: I would have to care to get my feeling hurt

Y/n: okay ladies let's move on, so raven how your popstar life

Raven: between the human world and here pretty slick

Y/n: cool, cool

Raven: what about you stud

Y/n: well I'm in a relationship now and uh, it's been going pretty well

Raven: aww that's a shame I could really use the release ~

Then loona stood up in her face

Loona: im getting sick and tired of you trying to steal my boyfriend

Raven: well it's more like you picked up where I left off

Then loona cut ravens face with her claws

Y/n: oh no

Raven:....your bitch!

Then they started fighting all over the beach as others tried to stay clear as race pin her down

Raven: he's always gonna be mine

Loona: okay now im really pissed!

Loona got up and threw raven into a stand
As she got back up and threw the stand logo at loona only for her to get up after it and break it in half soon a crowd of hell hounds started to surround the two

Y/n: kick her in the balls!

Then loona rushed her again as they both started pulling each others hair and punching each other in the faces but soon raven overpowered her and had loona on her back again

Raven: just admit it im ten times the girl you
Are, even y/n knows it. How's it feel to sleep with another woman's sloppy seconds

Y/n: hey~

Loona: I don't know let me show you!

Then loona grabbed a piece of wood from the ground and stabbed raven in the neck as she got up off loona to hold her bleeding neck

Raven: y-you cheated

Loona: we're in hell bitch of course I cheated

Then she took the wood out of her neck then stabbed her in the head before pushing her body off

Loona: stay

Then y/n walked up to her

Y/n: hot damn (takes a pic on phone) that's hot

Loona: let's not make it a habit

Y/n: listen I've got a booner the size of the hellscape I live in. Wanna go back to the house so I can blow you're back out

Loona: dude

Y/n: what

Loona: Tmi

Y/n: right my bad

Loona:...but yeah I could use a good back blowing

Y/n: hell yeah

Time skip

Loona:(stretching) I needed that

Y/n: same

Loona:(climbs on y/n chest) but I want more

Y/n: 😅 really we just went three rounds

Loona: ready for round 4~❤

Y/n: oh shit

Time skip

Loona pov

Everyone gathered in the office wrapping their wounds after finishing the bodyguard duty for blitzo gay boyfriend and y/n was laying on the couch looking soulless

Blitzo: geez what happen to him

Loona: I don't something about a workout

Blitzo: that's my bodyguard! You fuck that work out y/n you fuck it good

Loona: oh he wasn't doing the fucking

Blitzo: what was that

Loona: fuck you

Blitzo: love you too loonie

Loona: ugh
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