Nobody pov

Y/n was sitting in the receptionist's chair playing games on his phone while loona sat on his lap reading an imp gossip magazine and drinking wine

Loona: hey y/n you think I look fat in this dress

Y/n: of your talking about your butt I would say no only because I wanna see your ass in clear view

Loona: why are you always so horny

Y/n: I'm a demon

Loona: touche

She said getting another swig while the books magic activated and the rest of the company employees came through on a tree
With a lumberjack head

Blitzo: Whooo! That was a fuck ton of lumberjacks

Millie:{screams} im still so jazzed up!!!!!

Moxie: well you better stay jazzed babe. Because guess what I'm taking you tonight

Blitzo: don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence moxie besides drinks around me tonight let's hit up the new dive down the street

Moxie: actually sir it's our one-year marriage anniversary so I'm taking Millie to Ozzy's in the lust ring

Millie: Ahhh! Ozzie's! That place is always booked

Millie then stuck to him like glue as they started to make out

Blitzo: ugh, can you two not

Moxie: ah~ im sorry sir maybe another time

Blitzo: no it's fine i-i can come with the two of you, celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy

Moxie: uh no the reservations for us

Blitzo: uh-huh

Moxie: just us

Blitzo: uh-huh

Moxie:  Without You there, explicitly without you there

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice it's a big deal after all, I'll see you guys later

He said while leaving

Moxie:(growling)

Millie: relax sweetie don't let him get to you today let's just go home and clean this blood off

She purred taking him away

Time skip

At y/n house, Loona was on the couch on her phone while y/n was playing games

Y/n: Fuck! Fuck you!

Loona: really y/n

Y/n:(growling) im going kill this kid

Loona: hey do you wanna go out, tonight

Y/n: I don't mind, but who are you talking to

Loona: your mom

Y/n: why~

He said looking back at her with a raised  eyebrow

Loona: sending your mom baby names

Y/n: so that's why she keeps getting a new number every week

Loona: ah~ her anger amuses me

Y/n snatched her phone away

Loona: y/n~

Y/n: stop torturing my mom she's already in hell

The y/n phone rang and it was tex with a dinner invitation

Loona: what's up

Y/n: dinner invitation tex, has says hell pay

Lonna: then what are we waiting for

Time skip

Loona and y/n had entered the restaurant in

Loona: so where are they

Y/n: oh, I see em

Tex and Tammy were waving their hands for loona and y/n to come over

Loona: hey tammy what's up

Tammy: nothing tex though it would be nice to see you guys again

Y/n and text gripped each other's hand while smirking and squeezing with all their strength

Y/n: hey bro how are you doing

Tex: im fine, little bro

Loona: and the dick-measuring competition begins

Tammy: I swear, every time. Boys!

Tex&y/n:!!!

Tammy: sit down and order your food

They sat down before she could get angry and ordered as time went by they all laughed and enjoyed each other company having a few drinks before starting to leave the restaurant

Loona: this was nice

Tammy: yeah I wouldn't mind doing this again

Loona: yeah without the boy's constant competition, you kn-

Suddenly Lonna got hit with a bat and sent sliding across the floor

Loona: ugh, what just hit me

???: that'd be me, darling

Loona: and who the hell are you

Nia: names nia love y/n ex

Lonna: another one

Y/n:(shrugs his shoulders)...

Loona:(stands up) first off, im, not a toy second your about to get your ass kicked and im going to use your crying skull as my new beer mug

Nia: oh really now love, well see

FIGHT!!!!

Tex: watch out!...its the one girl

Loona then rushed the nia trying to cow her face off while ducking and dodging the bat in nia hand as she kept swinging it. Once Loona got back against a wall she grabbed the bat

Tex: hey, what up with her accent

They stop fighting

???²: yeah Australia is two hells up

Loona:...are you Australian?

Nia: listen here love I don't come in and tell you what and how to speak!

She said swinging her bat again as loona ducked and kicked her in the chest before upper gutting her and snatching her bat hitting her im the face with her own bat

Loona: you really went out with this bitch?

Y/n: yeah... 2 years ago

Loona: and

Y/n: look it was a certain part of my life in high school where I was just bagging every chick I saw Nia was just one of those chicks that wanted to stick around a little longer. I only wanted to hang with her cuz she was in a gang and I didn't feel like fighting a bunch of hormonal females

Loona: wait gang!?

Nia: you broke my heart y/n and now I'll kill your little bitch!

Other girls then walked up to the restaurant and stood next to nia

Nia: what now love

Loona: y/n chainsaw!

Y/n: here ya go

He said handing her a chainsaw as she started it up

Loona: now we fight for real

Loona started the chainsaw a couple of times before looking at nia and her group with serious looks as they surrounded her

Loona: let's do this

The first girl rushed loona with a knife as she ducked under her swing and sliced her in half with the chainsaw before turning around and using her chainsaw as a shield to block a metal pole before kicking her away then running at her full speed and stabbing her with the chainsaw as it got stuck in the girl's chest, Loona couldn't pull it out

Loona: fuck!

???: die bitch!

Another girl got behind Loona and loona let go of the chainsaw and put up a block as the girl fighter kept hitting her with a knuckle duster. Loona then waited till she threw a straight jab to grab her arm and break it over her shoulder as the bone popped out and Loona grabbed the bone and pulled it out of her body stabbing her in the throat with it before impaling it into another girl's face

Nia: get her!

Nia pushed another girl towards loona as she swung a metal pole at Loona and loona slid under her pole and next to the chainsaw as the girl rushed to loona again loona pulled the chainsaw out and wrapped the string around her neck choosing her as loona puts her foot on the girls back pushing down as the chainsaw started she grabbed the girl by the hair and pulled her neck to the chain saw as she struggles to get away loona looked dead at nia smiling before slowly placing her face in the chainsaw blades as her face as she screamed for a short minute before the screaming stopped and loona smiled

Loona: your next bitch

Tammy&tex&y/n: damn~

Nia: you're dead!

Nia started to swing her bat Loona ducked and dodges the bat before swinging her chainsaw cutting the bat in half, dropping the chainsaw, and stomping on nia leg pushing her bone backward before kneeing her in the face and breaking her nose as the blood pours from her face

Nia:(groans)

Loona: remember what I said

She grabbed her head

Loona: beer mug

Loona struggles before taking nia head off her shoulder And held it up smiling

Loona: beer mug

Timeskip

Y/n and looks got home at looks looked at   y/n with her arms crosses

Y/n: so~ it was a pretty crazy night huh

Loona:(low-growl) how many

Y/n: how many more what?

Loona: How many more Crazy bitches am I going to have to kill!!!!

Y/n: no more she's the last...maybe

Loona:(growling)

Y/n: I mean no more, I swear

Loona: good, now get on the bed, your

Y/n: okay but why do you have nia head

Loona: im going to fuck you in front of this bitch

Y/n: is that...okay

Loona: BED!!!NOW!!!!

Y/N: Okay!

He said running into the bedroom

Loona: im going to break your hips tonight
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