In Actorville, Paul was chilling with Chad in the dormitory building lounge.

"So, all you people do in Actorville is act, lounge and party?" said Paul.

"Is there any other way?" said Chad.

Paul shrugged. "Lovely."

"Hey, Paulie. We've heard the story of you and Chad's old wife, Jill" said Tim.

"Oh, Timmy, that story isn't true" said Paul.

"You didn't kiss in the park? Sam told us you did" said Digby.

"Well, that part is true. But we're not in an official relationship because I have no idea how to start one" said Paul.

"Indeed? Then I propose you come up with a way" said Pat.

"Well, if you ask me, it's a bit funny that you like Jill" said Tim.

"Is that because her ex-man is married to my ex-girl?" said Paul.

"It's because you and her are the reasons your ex-girl and her ex-man are married" said Tim.

Chad scoffed. "Pay no attention to them, Paul. You like who you like. Also, if you get together with Jill, I might not have to worry about Sam and Robin making me go on stage with her."

Paul cocked his head to say it was a good point.

"But, Chad, you know Jill a lot better than I do. How would you approach her?" he said.

"Well... I wouldn't get her mad, for one thing. And... you should know how to approach a woman. You're Paul McCartney" said Chad.

"Yes, but Jill is a special woman. To me anyway" said Paul.

Pat, Tim and Digby broke into song to give Paul some advice.

When you meet a girl you like

You should take my advice

Chad: Girls like boys like me

All: Oo-woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

Pat: Take the lead, she likes it when you're in control

Digby: Let her breathe, chill out and go with the flow

Tim: Make all the plans

Chad: Don't be impolite

All: I know what girls, know what girls

Yeah, I know what girls like

Meg: A quick glance, bat your eyes and look away

Sam: Take a chance, why not ask him on a date

Meg: Pick up the check

Patty: No! Bake him a pie

All: I know what boys, know what boys

Yeah, I know what boys like

Boys: I know what girls like, you know what I mean

Girls: I know what boys like, boys like girls like me

Boys: I know what girls like, girls like boys like me

Girls: I know what boys like, boys like girls like me

Digby: Like me

Patty: Like me

Tim: Like me

Sam: Like me

Chad: Like me

Meg: Like me

Tim: Hang with the guys don't let her know how much you care

Chad: Look in her eyes and tell her even if you're scared

Pat: You got it wrong!

Digby: No! 

Paul: I got it right!

All: I know what girls, know what girls

Yeah, I know what girls like

Meg: Stretch pants, cute sweater and sweet perfume

Sam: Don't dress for him, it's better when you dress for you

Patty: I keep it loose

Jill: My outfit is tight!

All: I know what boys, know what boys

Yeah, I know what boys like

Boys: I know what girls like, you know what I mean

Girls: I know what boys like, boys like girls like me

Boys: I know what girls like, girls like boys like me

Girls: I know what boys like, boys like girls like me

Digby: Like me

Patty: Like me

Tim: Like me

Sam: Like me

Chad: Like me

Meg: Like me

All the boys, they try to woo me

Sam: The more they chase me, the more I resist

Paul: All the girls, they think I'm groovy

Chad: There's only one girl that's on my list

Boys: I know what girls like, girls like boys like me

Girls: I know what boys like, boys like girls like me

Boys: I know what girls like, girls like boys like me

All: Oo-woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

Girls: I know what boys like, boys like girls like me

Boys: I know what girls like, girls like boys like me

Girls: I know what boys like, boys like girls like me

Tim: Like me

Sam: Like me

Chad: Like me

Meg: Like me

Paul: Like me

Jill: Like me

The next morning, the girls dressed Jill in a blue sparkly dress that fit her and put makeup on her eyes, but went easy on the lipstick.

"Now go out there and shower Paul with your beauty" said Sam.

"Heh... I dunno" said Jill shyly.

"Come on, honey, you can do it!" said Patty.

"Well, alright" said Jill.

But little did she know, someone was watching her.

She was an old lady with light blonde hair and a square faced. She dressed all in green and had red lips. 

"Her friend is in love? How very interesting..." said the woman slyly.