Gwiyomi~ gwi-gwi-gwiyomi~
The song sounds so much like his name-.

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"'Tsumu! Tsumu!"
"What, Bokuto?"
"I brought my brother here!"
"To our- practice?"
"Hell ya!"
"..why?"
"Because-"
"He doesn't know. I don't know either. Hello, I am (Y/n), Bokuto's older brother"

Interesting way to start introducing yourself, not really. Bokuto brought you here to meet Sakusa for no apparent reason. He says he 'ships' you both even if you two haven't met yet, you don't even know what ship meant.

Your first reaction to that word:

"I ship you and Sakusa!"
"...ship?"
"Yeah! Ship!"
"..like- the Titanic?"
"..NO-"

out of all that, you were still somewhere in the same level as dumb as Bokuto, you just take care of your self better.

"I wanna go home Ko"
Ko was your nick name for Bokuto.
"Just meet Sakusa, Tofu!"
"T-tofu?! HAHAHA"
"...I'm not round anymore you asshole."

"True, sometimes Bokuto is an idiot asshole."
"..Sakusa Kiyoomi?"
"Yeah, (Y/n)?"
"Mhm"

"...they- they're on the same level as calm-"
"Yeah..shrimpy, this is the best reaction!"

"So he ships you with me?"
"Mhm, I don't even know what that means."
"Mhm"

"Seems like they'll get a long"
"For sure!"