Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go! 

Clark: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. 

Bruce: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. 

Jason : I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. 

Dick: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. 

Tim: 

Tim: I have emotional scars. 

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Y/n: What's up guys? I'm back.

#### : What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

Y/n: Death is a social construct.

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Y/n: Jason, keep an eye on Bruce today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Jason: Sure, I'd love to see Bruce get punched.

Y/n: Try again.

Jason, sighing: I will stop Bruce from getting punched.

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Y/n: What do you think Jason will do for a distraction?

Dick: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Dick: ... or he could do that.

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Y/n: What time is it? 

Joker: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out 

Joker: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* 

Jim Gordon: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING 

Joker: It's 2 am

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Y/n: While I'm gone, Harley, you're in charge.

Harley: Yes!!!

Y/n, whispering: Ivy, you're secretly in charge.

Ivy: Obviously.

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Y/n: Yo is Joker sleeping or dead? 

Harley: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. 

Riddler: Yeah, so did I. 

Joker: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Y/n: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. 

####: 

Bruce: 

Clark: 

Everyone Else At Y/n's Surprise Birthday Party: 

####: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Y/n: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jason: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Tim: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Damien: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Dick: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Lois: Several traffic violations.

Alfred: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Clark: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Bruce: Also, that's not our car.

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Y/n, trying to convince Bruce to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Lois: And loud!

Clark: And grumpy!

Alfred: And oblivious to reality!

Bruce:

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I'll make more in the future