*you spring to your feet completely ignoring the fact you just pretended to get hit for insurance money and leap in fez's arms*

Y/N: where the FUCK have you been for like 10 years man!?

F: I could ask you the same bitch.
*f puts you back on your feet.*

F: so what brings you here bro?

Y/N: Nah it's a long story dude.

F: and we're ears *grinning*

Ash: your all ears *correcting fez as he storms off to the car*

Y/N: weirdo... anyways
*Y/N narrows the story in about 5 mins*
...And now I'm looking for a place to stay! *hinting to fezco*

F: oh shit bitch, you really didn't think this threw did you?

Y/N: nope, but here we are and I need a new roomie right? *holding arms wide for a huge embrace*

F: *puts hand in the face* no.
*Fez walking away back to the car as Ash's eyes are following Y/N*

Y/N: cmonn bro your my homie!

F: *looking at Y/N in cringe*
man you know this isn't meant in a harsh way but, this seems like a you problem *as he hops in the car.*

*Y/N tries grabbing the door to Negotiate but Ash puts the door on child lock*

Y/N: *mouthing "you cunt" putting a middle finger up*
*fez rolls down his window.*

F: look man I love you but I can't jepredice my business for your clown ass getting yourself in shit, I'm sorry man...
*slowly rolling up the window*

Y/N: *slamming her hand in the gap so it won't shut*
Number one, I think you mean Jeopardise not jepradice,
And number two, let me stay one night and you won't hear from me ever again
*obviously bluffing*

*fez looks at ash as ash shakes his head side to side aggressively signalling no*

F: get yo ass in the car, but only for one night bitch!

Y/N: yessir!
*jumping in the back*