the kardashians

quokka
guys i'm bored

seung
hi bored, i'm shut the fuck up

quokka
shut the fuck up

seung
yes, that's what i said?

hyun
let's play a game

bin
no

cat boy
no

donut shop 🧓
no

bread 🍞
YAY OKAY

cat boy
ugh

lixie pixie
what options do we have

hyun
would you rather
never have i ever
uno
hangman

cat boy
are we fucking 12 year olds
why would u suggest would you rather

hyun
cuz i'm 12 at heart

seung
more like 5

hyun
shut up

lixie pixie
lets play never have i ever

cat boy
oh gosh

bin
bye

quokka
no
u stay
c'monnnn this'll be so much fun

seung
only 9 year olds think never have i ever is fun

quokka
blah blah blah
anyways who's gonna start the game

cat boy
i will
never have i ever wanted to kill everyone in this groupchat

quokka
uh,, no

seung
oh my god, absolutely

donut shop 🧓
yes.

bin
yea

hyun
um no

lixie pixie
nah
i rarely think ab death

quokka
lucky you

bread 🍞
.. ok welp anyways
next quesion

bin
never have i ever wanted to smack someone from this groupchat

lixie pixie
?? no..

seung
never have i ever wanted to run someone over from this gc

quokka
ok i'm seeing a pattern here
let me just look up some questions and ask..

bread 🍞
good idea
these ppl are scaring me

quokka
ok first question
never have i ever used a fake ID
i have

lixie pixie
i have

seung
i have

bread 🍞
literally every time i need a drink

hyun
this is so disappointing

quokka
next question
never have i ever stolen something

cat boy
money
looooots and looooots of money

donut shop 🧓
won't be surprised if u stolen from a bank

cat boy
i have
i think cops are still looking for me

quokka
yo why am i dating a criminal

lixie pixie
cuz he's hot as fuck

quokka
real 🙌

seung
next question

quokka
ok
never have i ever tried psychedelics

bin
the fuck is that

lixie pixie
it's a drug

bin
oh
no

hyun
don't even know what that is

cat boy
no

bread 🍞
no

seung
no

donut shop 🧓
nope

quokka
yall boring
anyways

cat boy
baby u did DRUGS ??

quokka
ur a criminal, shut the fuck up
also i did all of this in like grade 9 nd 10
so i'm fine

bin
didn't u do more illegal things than him..?

quokka
moving on
never have i ever met someone famous

bread 🍞
aren't u like famous or something
u release songs like every month

seung
he's a soundcloud rapper, there's a difference

quokka
shut the fuck up
i'm not a soundcloud rapper 😭
next song i'm releasing is a rap btw

bin
chan don't u know famous ppl
i mean, u literally talk to everyone around u

donut shop 🧓
i know a couple i hang out w once in a while

seung
share

donut shop 🧓
no

quokka
never have i ever stood up a date
YES OMG
but let me state why
so this bitch placed like some bet on me or smth
thatg he could take me out and then fuck me afterwards
but his dumbass is so fucking loud when he's with friends so that night we were supposed to go out, i just stayed home
he yelled at me and called me a whore so i beat the fuck out of him
dude still has a broken arm 🤣

seung
that's my sungie 😁

lixie pixie
i did too, but that's just cuz he was boring and i had no feelings for him

cat boy
jesus

quokka
ok
never have i ever relieved myself in a public pool
idk if this means peeing in the pool or something else but neither
peeing in the pool is disgusting

pixie lixie
well i was an evil child when i was younger

seung
LIX, EW

pixie lixie
WHAT
I ONLY DID IT WHEN IT WAS KIDS I DIDN"T LIKE

bin
bye i'm tired of yall

bread 🍞
sung, pick more interesting questionssss
this is getting boring

quokka
hmm lets see
never have i ever called ur boyfriend the wrong name

pixie lixie
...

hyun
?????????

pixie lixie
listen
i accidentally called u like five different names at once

hyun
THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER

pixie lixie
OK BUT IT WA OUR FRIENDS
i was like "min- i mean chang- i mean ji- i mean cha- i mean hyunjin"

hyun
my feelings are hurt.

pixie lixie
NO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
I JUST TALK TO EVERYONE TOO MUCH

hyun
yea uh huh 😒

cat boy
jisung called me changbin
i almost stuffed him in my oven

quokka
i didn't mean it ☹

seung
i don't think i've ever
probably cuz i don't talk to him

bin
bro

seung
oh shut up

quokka
okok
i think i'm done with these questions i can't ask these
they're mostly sexual or ab drugs

bin
aw oh well, guess this game is over :(

pixie lixie
or we can move on to would you rather

bin
🙂

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i wanna make a fun cute
playlist for this book :(
should i ??