i cry when i think about him

innie
GUYS
i need a little help 😅

min
leave me out of this
i'm not helping you confess to chan

innie
wha
how did u know

min
it's not hard to figure out
now leave me alone, i'm going to me asleep
all of you are going on mute
including you jisung
so even if you spam me, i will not be answering

squirrel
oh fucl yiu

ruff ruff bitch
ok well what do you need

innie
minho already said it idiot

ruff ruff bitch
oh
count me out too
how i confess is slapping them on the face and kissing them afterwards

bin
what a lucky guy

seung
🥰

squirrel
didn't you have a slap mark, bin?
i thought i saw it at the studio

bin
lol whaaaaat

bin left the groupchat

seung
uh

little chicken
I FUCKING KNEW IT

seung
i need to start keeping my mouth shut

min
yea, u do

seung
ugh shut up i hate you

min
aw are you gonna slap and kiss me too

squirrel
uh hey, lets not
only i can slap and kiss u

min
yes of course
cutie

innie
ugh can you do that somewhere else
i need a boyfriend here
and since all my friends seem to already be in one
i need advice
so lix how did u confess

little chicken
song lyrics and couple rings
and then i talked until he shut me up and kissed me

innie
i'm not singing to him
but i don't want to slap him
but i don't want whatever the fuck minsung had
getting fake rejected cause he can't type then getting so drunk that i go to his house and twerk on his counter and then wait til valentines day to confess with roses

squirrel
omg babe, our love story is so cute

min
isn't it

seung
no it was an emotional roller coaster for literally everyone

squirrel
but we have the best relationship out of all of yall so suck it

seung
probs cause we literally bet on ur relationship on if yall were gonna get together since the second day our gc was made

min
oh shit i forgot about that
i can't believe i said i didn't have a crush on him
how silly of me

innie
.. none of u guys are literally any help
i'm just gonna say i like you punch him in the face and walk away

seung
u are my child 🤲

little chicken
where is my bf actually
hyunjinnnnnnnnnnnnn

min
he died

innie
wow must be too bad
anyways
wish me luck yall

seung
dude at thus point u don't need luck
we know ur gonna make some post being like
"omg finally 😞" while showing a pic of ur hands

dog lover
...

squirrel
...

min
...

little chicken
...

seung
oh sorry, didn't mean to offend u four

dog lover
yea wahtever
me and lix's hand pic was way cuter than minsung's

min
at least ours were more exciting
everyone cared ab us getting together

dog lover
cuz u were a pussy who wouldn't do anything unless we yelled at you

min
NOT TRUE

squirrel
ok anyways
good luck innie, i believe in you!
u and chan will be great together

innie
thank you, sung
this is why ur my favorite and i love you
lets get married someday

little chicken
um hello, what about ME !?!?!

squirrel
the three of us can get married

innie
sounds good to me

dog lover
uh,, that doesn't sound good to me

min
or me either

little chicken
too bad

seung
jeong, hurry and confess
go get ur boyfriend, our friend group will then be complete
oh also

seung added bin to the groupchat

seung
there

bin
oh great

seung
it's ok, no one is talking about us

bin
oh ok
thnk god

squirrel
oh right
HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON FOR ?????????

bin
shit

seung
tbh
we've been talking for a LONG while
we just didn't make shit obvious
unlike minsung and hyunlix
well hyunjin wasn't obvious, but felix sure was

min
how long?

bin
since we went to lunch together as a group for the first time

innie added channie to the groupchat

channie
idk what's happening but dammmmn
also yay, me and jeongin are dating wooooooo

little chicken
oh that didn't take long

innie
no cuz i was with him the entire time

squirrel
oh

min
kay well anyways
goodnight
none of you bother me

innie
bruh it's five pm

min
bruh who cares
i'm tired
goodnight

squirrel
can we cuddle

min
no
goddbye

seung
bye don't die in ur sleep