hyunjin kisses dogs

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GUYS

father
yes ?

dog kisser
what do you want, i'm trying to make my sandwich

pig-bunny
i hoppe you choke on it

dog kisser
bitch

father
language

pig-bunny
shut the fuck up

dog kisser
i have to pee

father
no one cares bro

min
GUYS HELLO

father
hello minho, what do you need

dog kisser
therapy

pig-bunny
a nap

min
shut the hell up
anyways
i made a mistake
like a HUGE one

dog kisser
did you wave at someone who wasnt waving at you

pig-bunny
did you eat cat shit instead of chocolate

father
what is wrong with you

min
ok no and no
also, why do you think i ate cat shit

pig-bunny
you seem the type to

min
EXUCSE ME ???????

father
OKOK
guys
listen to minho
now, what happened min?

min
jisung confessed to me

dog kisser
WHAT ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

pig-bunny
OH MYG OD EYS
AS THE PRESIDENT OF MINSUNG, IM SO HAPPY
IM GIGGLING AND BLUSHING
FINALLY
YES OH MY GPD

min
no
not yay
cause we're not dating right now

father
and why's that?
you have like,, the fattest crush on him

min
i think i accidentally rejected him

dog kisser
. . .
what
YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REJECT SOMEONE UR IN LOVE WITH ??????

min
I DONT KNOW
but he blocked me saying he needs time apart so he can get over me

pig-bunny
that's what you get dumbass

min
can you shut the fuck up and help me

father
talk to lix, seung, or jeong
all of them are SUPER close to sungie

min
yea but
i don't want them to yell and curse at me

dog kisser
i doubt they would
if anything, they were the one who kept constantly telling jisung you have heart eyes for him

min
I DONT HAVE HEART EYES

father
yea, and i'm not gay
we both know we're lying

pig-bunny
ok but seriously
if those three won't tell jisung
i'm going to the studio with him in a few days
i can bring up the topic

min
yes pls do
i need to see him and tell him how i feel

dog kisser
ok but
why ddin't you just tell him when he first confessed

min
because i was giggling and blushing and running around in my room, about to cry
all i had managed to do was type out "oh", not realzing i didn't finish my sentence
until i saw jisung saying he understands if i don't like him

father
minho oh my god

min
leave me be, i was the happiest person on earth
until i wasn't

pig-bunny
ok well i'll mention it

min
thank you, i love you

pig-bunny
.. yep 👍