Karen

The civilian transport was very lucky.


In fact it was very lucky for a couple of reasons, the first being that it was only their secondary engine which had malfunctioned, not the warp core, second because at least their life support still worked, and three that they were close enough to an outpost , that their S.O.S was received in under a day by a very bored Tesraki, and an overly-talkative Rundi.


Their last stroke of luck might have been that there just so happened to be a UNSC ship passing by, on their way to the same original destination.


In fact, the civilian transport, piloted by some kind of space cruise company, offering interstellar tours, was attached to the harbinger in under an hour opening the doors and flooding the civilians with fresh cool air.


Krill was waiting with doctor Katie on the loading ramp just in case the civilians were in need of some sort of medical attention. He didn't exactly have much experience with civilians. The harbinger was crewed, in large part, by military personnel and the occasional government contractor, so most of them were relatively professional, and most, if not all of them , were required to go through extensive training and physical testing before leaving their planet.


As the civilian humans disembarked, Krill got a sudden taste of human tourism.


Some very, very large humans, wearing widely unmatching clothing and strangely patterned shirts toddling through the doors with so much excess weight, he wondered how the human skeleton was capable of supporting such an egregious amount without simply imploding and turning to dust. The health implications were absolutely horrendous, and made him cringe to think about.


And if they weren't big and colorfully dressed, they were rail thin, with plastic faces and puffy lips, the mark of cosmetic surgery done poorly. And with them they brought a hoard of screaming children, and moody teenagers their heads down glowering at their implanted communication devices, though Krill could hardly blame them from their moodiness.


A few more normal humans were there of course, averaging between the two extremes, and dressed conservatively for travel looking absolutely done with the entire thing and relieved when they stepped onto the cargo deck.


"Well it is about time!"


Krill and Dr. Katie turned their heads just in time to see the last human disembark shoving past the other guests and onto the floor, dragging with her two teenagers, one young child and her apologetic looking husband "It sure did take you long enough. And I swear once I have time I am going to be complaining to customer service. I will be complaining to the travel agency, and to the transport agency and." She turned to glower at Dr. Katie and Dr. Krill," And I will be complaining to you, whoever you people are for taking so long to show up."


Krill glanced up at the woman who was only growing closer and closer, ominously looming over them. From this distance Krill got a better look of her badly maintained A line haircut, and her patchy blonde dye job with layers. She had a look on her face that were to suggest she perpetually had something sour in her mouth


Dr. Katie sighed, "Sorry ma'am. I can't help you, I am a civilian medical contractor, not a member of the UNSC. I am just here to deal with any medical issues that you may have experienced during the malfunction."



"Of course you're UNSC, you work on the ship don't you?"


Katie tried to remain patient, "Yes, I work on the ship, but like I said before I am a civilian contractor and have no ability to help you with your complaints. Is there any medical issue that I can help you with."


"I demand a refund at once."


Dr. katie Sighed, "I am a Dr. and I do not work for your touring company either. I am a private civilian medical contractor."


"And that was not a medical issue." Krill added already annoyed.


By this time, the woman hadn't even semed to notice him, but as soon as he spoke, she turned her eyes down towards him and screamed. She made a big show of falling backwards hand over her heart as if she had been shocked, "What is that!"
Dr. Katie frowned, "This is Dr. krill, our OTHER civilian medical contractor."


"Get it out of here, Immediately! I demand it be removed." She backed away towards her family, "How dare you do something like this, my daughter has arachnophobia. I demand he be removed immediately"


Dr. Katie was frowning openly now, "I am not going to remove him from the deck. He is our chief medical officer, and not an arachnid. That is very rude, you may not know but it is considered a very offensive slur to call Vrul by those terms."


"I don't care, can't you see what it is doing to my daughter!"


Dr. Katie and Dr. Krill turned to look at the teenage daughter, who, at that very moment looked like she wished to melt through the floor. It seemed that having all blood boiled out her ears in the vacuum of space would be way more preferable to this. Her husband was hiding his face, though no one said anything.


Behind her, the other tourists were looking wildly uncomfortable.


One of the large, colorful gentlemen stepped forward, "Why don't we all just calm down, they are only trying to do their jobs."


"Yeah, didn't you hear them. They are civilian contractors."


"You mind your own business." She snapped turning back to the two of them. Behind her, her youngest son had gotten bored of the conversation and had wandered off. As they watched he busied himself with terrorizing the cargo crew darting in front of cargo carriers and screaming at the top of his lungs once he realized he could make his voice echo back to him.


"Ma'am, could you please get your son." Dr Katie began, but was cut off.


"He can do what he wants. Don't your bring my baby into this."


"Mom-" The teenager began.


"Quiet Terrance."


The boy shut his mouth joining his sister in wanting to melt through the floor.


She jabbed a finger at Krill, "Get that bug out of here NOW before I am forced to call someone."


Krill watched in detached awe as Dr. katie grew very still. Her lips were drawn into a thing line, and the eyes behind her glasses narrowed sharply brows plunging, "I will not." He was worried for a moment that Katie was going to flat out deck this woman, but she kept her cool, though her hands were balled into fists.


"I demand to speak with the manager!" The woman began screaming stomping her foot like a toddler."


"Fine." Doctor katie growled through clenched teeth, turning to look down at her implant before sending a text.


The woman looked very smug sitting back with her arms crossed as Dr. katie and Krill were finally allowed to begin their work, going around to the other civilians and asking if they were feeling alright. The big colorful man, with the surprisingly pleasant voice whispered an apology to them, "She's been a nightmare the whole trip. My wife and I were just coming out to gamble in some of those Tesraki casinos, you know try the exotic food, but she insisted that her son can't eat any of that and that it shouldn't be served on the ship or else he'd have some horrible allergic reaction. Honestly it's probably a load of bullshit."


His wife placed a hand on his arm, "Herold." She scolded quietly


"Sorry, dear. Anyway, you two are doing a great job." Before looking down at Krill, "Watch out, there are some real xenophobes around these parts, and she might just be one of them."


In the background her kid was still making a mess bringing everything in the hold to a complete standstill.


Krill was appalled and almost impressed at how horrible this all was


There was a clattering towards the end of the room, and the group of them turned to see commander Vir, Sunny and a group of other drev walk into the space..


"Zha dah nee to chatahach nehkasi."


"Zha janaik."


"Tsa dee."


"Geesee zha dee."


"Nin tsa kasish, Chalan."


"Zha nehrekazi. Zha lad nee gengi kasat."


The group of them stopped in their tracks cutting their conversation mid go as the kid ran past them screaming, nearly knocking a pallet of crates off balance as he went.


Commander Vir frowned, "Hey! Knock it off!" The kid paused in his tracks a defiant expression in his eyes, and looked about ready to do something stupid. However a group of three Hulking Drev, and one eyeless human was enough to send him scurrying to his mother, who was not happy.


She marched forward, "how dare you speak to my son like that. Who exactly do you think you are."


"And who are you?" The commander asked.


"A paying customer."


The commander looked confused, "Paying for what?"


"Don't play coy with me. You now what."


"I can honestly tell you that I don't know." He turned his head back to the Drev "Nijeesh", and motioned them off knowing this was going to take a while


She screeched, "Stop speaking to them in that language, this is a human ship! Speak human!" Krill an the other Drev looked on in confusion, considering that there were a couple of human languages to choose form, making her argument extra stupid.


"I paid for this tour, and now I demand to speak with your manager."


The commander folded his arms, "We aren't part of the tour company, we are part of the UNSC."


"I don't care."


"Ma'am I cannot help you with the tour company. THe UNSC has nothing to do with civilian tours."


She held up a hand in front of his face, "No, I won't be talking to you anymore, not until is see a manager." She snapped her fingers.


A small spark of fire lit in the man's eyes, "I AM the manager."


She laughed, barking like a condescending seal, "Don't lie to me boy, you are too young. Now let me talk to an adult. The REAL manager."


Commander Vir stared at her mouth open completely nonplussed, "I'm 25."


"Exactly, clearly not old enough."


He just held out his hands lost for words for a long moment before, a subtle change appeared in his expression. A small smile tugged at the corner of his mouth, "My apologies, ma'am, we don't technically have a manager aboard the ship, but this just so happens to be the UNSC Harbinger, so maybe I can get Commander Vir to speak with you."


Her eyes lit up hungrily at that. And Krill stared on in wonder and fascination.


"yes , I will speak with the commander."


Her two teenagers looked up from their shame, and Krill could tell by the wide eyed expressions on their faces, they knew exactly who their mother was talking to. Both of their faces went beat red.


Commander Vir turned walked a few steps turned around and walked back standing up straighter, 'Hello ma'am I am Fleet Commander Vir of the UNSC Harbinger, how may I be of assistance."


The woman looked livid, "This isn't funny! Now get me the real commander now!"


"mom/" One of her kids hissed.


She held out a finger.


"Mom!"


She turned to glare angrily at her child, "Not while the adults are speaking terrance."


"But mom! He IS the commander!"


She turned to glower at her son, who was brandishing his implant with a picture of Adam in uniform, one of the images used for the movie.


It was time for her husband to speak up, "Dear.... He's the one from that movie..." he trailed off.


She whirled around to face him face red with embarrassment as he stood there with a shit eating grin, but then, in her embarrassment, doubled down even harder, "Well no wonder this place is so poorly run. You're too young to have the position you do. Is there someone ELSE more experienced I can speak with."


Commander Vir just stared at her, "Ma'am I am the highest power you are ever going to talk to. Even if I was god's secretary, you wouldn't get past the door. Now shut up get your crotch goblin, under contorl and keep your xenophobic agest ass quiet. I am not going to bother being polite to someone who has openly thrown speciesest slurs at my crew." He motioned to the other passengers, "The rest of you are welcome onto the crew deck for the time being." The rest of her family members visibly wilted, "Your two kids and your husband are allowed as well, but until you can learn a little respect, and treat my crew the way they deserve, you and your youngest can stay on the civilian transport alone."


From where she stood next to Krill, Dr. Katie giggled, "I love it when he gets all righteous indignation."
Krill had to agree with her.


Watching him turn and leave the woman speechless with fury behind him was extremely satisfying. 

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