Human Repellent

They landed at Revelation Colony two weeks after the prison riot ended. If this had been an old sci-fi movie, than this would have been exactly the place for your titular hero to make a shady business deal with an underground alien mob boss, but in doing so manage to insult him inciting a chase across space itself. However, Revelation didn't exactly follow the tropes of old film. Sure, it was the center for the black market in this quadrant of the galaxy, but instead of organs or artifacts of power, it mostly dealt in undeclared souvenirs like snow-globes and commemorative bobble heads.


The criminal presence was so laughable that, despite being the hub of black market trade, it was most known by tourists for its low prices, great market deals, and as a major staging area for UNSC and GA interests.


This was their main purpose for being here: speaking with superiors, allowing the crew a break, and perhaps finding someone who might be able to help them with Conn. Ever since the prison riot, and the defeat of the Gibb scientist the starborn hadn't moved to so much as scratch an itch.


According to Krill, the starborn was stuck in a state of unresponsive catatonia with brain waves similar to that of a coma patient. Commander Vir couldn't help but feel responsible for the whole thing. In fact, Conn's current state was in direct relation to the rescue attempt by the starborn to save the Commander from losing more limbs.


They had discussed the incident multiple times since it had happened, but could make no real sense of what had happened. The commander was under the impression the starborn had overloaded himself, and the Gibb with some kind of memory flood or something similar. He could only vaguely remember the feelings that had come upon him when the starborn had touched him, and he wasn't sure how to feel about it. Sunny had suggested that the starborn had used Vir's own memories and emotions to short circuit the Gibb, but also ended up catching some of the backlash himself.


Commander Vir wasn't quite sure about that for he didn't feel that his memories or his emotions were strong enough to do something like that. He personally thought it was some last ditch defense that the starbor itself could employ, but who knew.


IN the aftermath of everything, the Gibb scientist had been locked back up as catatonic as Conn, Noctus had managed to escape, but according to corporal Ramirez, he wouldn't be gong very far, or at least not going where he wanted.


As the Tesraki was escaping, Ramirez had managed to partially destroy the warp converter leaving the Tesraki flying blind even if he managed to survive.


So, after all of that, they had returned to somewhere with human influence to rest, relax, and debrief. The admiral had been as pleased with the outcome as he could be, and had eventually conceded to give the crew a well-deserved break. Commander Vir, however hadn't been so lucky, and was ordered to do the admiral a favor before he got his rest.


So that is why he was here, walking down the dark, crowded streets, surrounded on all sides by colorful neon booths containing wares from all over the galaxy. Hundreds of faces stared at him as he passed hawking their wares with raised voices and pleading beckoning motions.


Behind him Sunny walked with her head high examining the crowd for any perceived threats. it hadn't been a question that he was going to bring her with him, for by this point, it had been openly established that she was his partner when it came to the smaller operations. Not only did they work well together as a team , but they very much enjoyed the other's company.


"Remind me why we're here again." The question sounded more jenuine than it did annoyed, otherwise she seemed relatively happy to be off the ship, and out and about. He also had a feeling she was relieved he hadn't been reduced to a catatonic mess like the other two, and may have been slightly worried, keeping watch on him to make sure he didn't collapse drooling.


"I guess the GA has caught wind of a new issue cropping up in some of the marginal alien markets. Apparently, there is a high market demand for products that can repel, or incapacitate a human."


Sunny blinked in surprise as they cut past a colorful rack of hats, and down onto another less-crowded side street.


"Why would they be doing that?" she wondered almost managing to look baffled.


"Well, it's only to be expected, with the influx of humans in the galaxy they are bound to run into the worst of us." It was true, in fact, humanity brought with it what might be considered the best and worst of the galaxy. Where there were men like Commander Vir, there had to be his equal and opposite in all ways. Luckily the GA understood the nature of humans, the best and the worst mentality, an entire species of ride or die types who could come out the best of the best or evil beyond comparison.


Of course, before this understanding was met, there had been some massive PR nightmares which came with the first inter-species murder, assault, robbery etc etc, but eventually things had straightened out, but aliens were no less frightened of humans than they had originally been.


"So are we here to confiscate their things?" Sunny wondered


"No, no of course not, even on earth we make weapons to repel other people. We are just afraid of us as the rest of the galaxy pepper-spray, tasers, knives, guns,, your own keys. We have been in the business of protecting ourselves from humans long before you guys thought of it. No, the issue here is whether the objects are legal and use reasonable force." Though when it came to humans, reasonable force usually meant lethal force for any other species, "Ah, here we are."


The commander stopped in front of a shop, whose door was covered by a beaded curtain strung through with neon orange lights. The effect was gaudy and blinding, but he shook the light from his eyes and pushed inside. Sunny followed after.


Their presence, and entrance, into the small store immediately halted everything in its tracks. The Tesraki proprietor had frozen mid way through his sales pitch to a rather shiftly looking pair of Gibb. A few of the other customers squealed and hid behind the stands.


It was clear that a human and a Drev weren't exactly what they hoped to see this morning, perhaps the last thing they wanted to see. Commander Vir tipped the brim of his uniform hat and tugged at the collar of his suit jacket where- on stood his wings, the insignia of the GA and the UNSC, "Morning. I'm Commander Vir of the UNSC affiliated with the GA and this is my weapons lieutenant Sunny Lumnusdaughter."


The tesraki eyed them suspiciously as they stepped further into the shop. Despite being a human, Everyone knew the name Vir, and Sunny to an extent, so they didn't cut and run.


"What do you want!" The tesraki demanded, "I have my sales license, and my customers have every right to protect themselves from brutes like you."


The commander simply smiled, "Of course, I don't deny that right, The GA just wants to make sure that it is being done within the constraints of the law." He crossed his arms over his chest, "So please, go on with your demonstration, and pretend we aren't here."


Hesitantly, the Tesraki went back to his pitch eyeballing the human the entire time as he went. "Yes this little beauty right here is made BY humans FOR humans and can apply a force of about 50,000 volts of electrical current directly into the body. This causes the muscles to seize up immediately and the human will be grounded. Downside is the human can immediately get back up after the shock is discontinued, so while it won't stop one, it will be a serious deterrent." The Tesraki eyed the Commander, "Of course, the best way for ou to test if my products are legit and ethical...."


The commander frowned, "You just want a demonstration to help sell your product."


The Tesraki shrugged it's furry shoulders, "You can hardly go back to your superiors and say that you know for sure this is ethical if you haven't tested it."


There was a moment of pause and the commander sighed eventually looking at Sunny, "If he kills me, rip his limbs off."


That dampened the Tesraki's smug look, but the commander was already unbuttoning his uniform jacket which he pulled off and hung on a hook on the wall removing his cap as well leaving him only in a white long sleeve- button up shirt and the uniform slacks. Sunny didn't much like this idea, but glowered at the Tesraki to let him know she meant business.


The human stood legs slightly bent hands out to his side. Sunny stood behind him.


"Watch closely." the Tesraki began before stepping forward and jamming the contacts against the human's stomach. There was a sharp snapping sound which repeated violently as the human immediately seized up only managing to bite a curse through his locked jaw before falling backwards. Sunny caught him as the human twitched and jerked violently. She almost worried he was having another seizure before the Tesraki pulled back, and the human immediately regained his body groaning only to slowly regain his feet.


"Ow that hurts like a bitch." He cursed rubbing his stomach where the contacts had made.


The spectacle had drawn a rather interested crowd, and the Tesraki was looking very smug, "See quite effective." he looked towards the commander, "Do you want another?"


"Hell no, what kind of question is that."


The Tesraki ignored him and turned back to his crowd, "See, a fantastic deterrent."


"Now lets see, this little spray bottle here is another human invention for humans and contains the poison capsaicin in concentrated doses. Now, while some humans enjoy small doses of this poison on their food they do not enjoy it sprayed in their eyes. It will result in a burning sensation, and an overreaction of the mucous membranes."


The commander backed away his hands raised, "Wow, uh I am not demonstrating that. I would like to be able to see for the next few hours thanks."


"See even the mention of it causes them to back away in fear." The Tesraki said dramatically


Commander Vir rolled his eyes as the rest of the crowd oohed and aahed.


"Humans, you may have heard have more senses than any creature in the galaxy.... Accept maybe for the Drev." He glanced at Sunny, "So what if I told you that I could make the human run from this room without lifting more than a finger."


Around the room the crowd shifted in disbelieving anticipation


"The one sense they have that the rest of us do not, can be used against them. You see that weird protrusion in the center of its face." The commander frowned, "That is a nose and it can be used to detect particles in the air. Everything sheds particles of itself, and if there are enough of them, a human can sense it. I would very much recommend this little device for those who come from the Iota quadrant, and are known to smell irresistibly delectable to humans. You see, when this pin is pulled particles are released into the air. When a human breaths them in they bind to chemical protein sights in the nose, and I am told that the smell is quite revolting."


The commander looked a bit skeptical one eyebrow raised, but the tesraki reached down and smugly pulled the pin. The reaction was ALMOST immediate. For the first second he just stood there and then the man's eyes widened a hand shot up over his face, and he gagged violently. It seemed as if he tried to adjust himself to the smell, but then gagged again and turned to race towards the door knocking over a stand as he went doubling over a few more times leaving Sunny sure he was going to vomit. He vanished out the door after a couple of seconds, and the crowd clapped politely. The Tesraki returned the pin smugly.


Sunny sniffed at the air. She could just catch a whiff of something, but having been born on a planet dominated by volcanoes, it hadn't been prudent to make her susceptible to bad smells, as sulfur was common. It was more useful to be able to detect sweet and sour smells.


"Scientists believe that this reaction exists as a primitive way to keep the creature from ingesting anything poisonous. The human nose cannot tell the difference between a smell inside the mouth and a smell outside the mouth. If the nose detects a dangerous level of certain types of chemicals that could be poisonous, it demands that the human move immediately. It can even cause an involuntary holding of the breath and a regurgitation of the last meal i.e those horrible noises it was making as it left."


It took awhile for the commander to return, and when he did, he was mad. He marched up hand over his mouth and nose and grabbed the Tesraki by the arm. His voice was somewhat muffled by his hand when he said, "That smelled like a HUMAN corpse, so explain yourself."


The tesraki calmly brushed him off, "Calm down, Commander, its a simple chemical compound that mimics the bacterial breakdown of your human flesh. No humans were harmed in the making of this weapon. Though you have to admit, it is quite clever."


"Quite disgusting." The man commented, but backed away


The Tesraki continued unfazed, "Now this one is a might bit more expensive, and takes a bit longer to operate. See first you used this to scan the human, and then you press one of these three buttons. Or you can press them all at the same time see." There was a sharp clicking noise, and three small drones launched themselves at the Commander,'s face. The man tried to duck, but the three little pieces connected themselves together and latched onto his head and neck. The bulk of the device was locked around his neck, but a few legs of the contraption gripped themselves over his face.


"What the hell." He muttered


"Then you press this button." The machine whirred, and the human shrieked in pain falling immediately to his knees as his head was forced back and to the side. Sunny snarled, and the Tesraki let go of the button.


The man fell to his knees, and the device detached.


"Pressure points, areas of inherent weakness and high concentration of nerve endings on the human body. If pressed they cause severe pain. Humans have more of these points on the body but TW-17, GV-26 and LI-18 are sufficient. The last one can even cause nausea and unconsciousness if worked hard enough."


Commander Vir rubbed his neck, "AND they can be lethal." The tesraki frowned, but the huan held up a hand, "Which is why that device requires testing, authentication, and review from the electronics board. If it is going to e used, it has to be a NON-lethal measure with a short burst duration. We don't want anyone getting funny ideas that they can enslave humanity." He glowered at the tesraki


Later, when they walked from the store, Commander Vir was looking more the worse for ware. Sunny watched him in pity, "Why do you always insist on hurting yourself?"


The commander rubbed the back of his head, "Do you think I do this for fun?"


"Sometimes I wonder."


"I am allergic to pain."


She laughed, leaned over, and picked the human up. He yelped in surprise than looked at her, "Really."


"You look tired." And this is how I show my appreciation."


"Ah yes, by bridal carrying me through the city." He gripped halfheartedly


"I can do fireman or sack of potatoes, but I hear this one is more comfortable." She said beginning her walk through the city


Commander Vir only argued for the sake of politeness before dropping it, besides, he didn't really mind. He was exhausted, and besides he actually kind of enjoyed the attention.

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