what.

Dust: Boss, you love me, right?

Nightmare: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Dust: Good news!

Blue: The person that sent you this, kidnapped their best friend from their overprotective partner

Nightmare: OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A B-TCH
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Nightmare: I owe you one.

Dust: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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Dust: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Nightmare: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Dust: I said within reason, boss. How about I murder that guy?

Nightmare: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Dust: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Zee: *sips coffee*

Dust: Aren't you restricted from drinking coffee?

Zee: Aren't you and Nightmare supposed to f-ck in your own house?

Dust: ...
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Dust: *busts door down*

Nightmare: What happened?

Dust: Nothing I miss you.

Nightmare: Okay.
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Nightmare: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Dust: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Nightmare: But he's not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Dust: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Nightmare: I guess you’re right. Hey Dust, I love you.

Dust: See! Just say that!

Nightmare: Holy f-cking sh-t.

Dust: If that flies over his head then, sorry boss, but he's too dumb for you.

Nightmare: Dust.
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Nightmare: Are you ready to commit?

Dust: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Zee: Hey, when I said "make up" I didn't mean for you to f-cking make out with Nightmare.

Dust: I thought you said make out-
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Scenario: Night proposes to Dust

Nightmare: Dust... Will you-

Zee: Ew romance.

Nightmare: WHAT A WAY TO RUIN THE PROPOSAL
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Scenario: The Dustmare couple acts like the sparteo couple. They aren't in a relationship yet.

Zee: Opinions on Dust?

Nightmare: Well, he's my favorite in the gang, he's nice, he's charming and less chaotic.

Zee: What do you see him as?

Nightmare: A great friend-

Zee: That's it, I quit
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Warning: Drink (Dream x Ink)

Dream: So, why do you wanna marry my brother?

Dust: Well to be honest Dream, he has a fat a--

Nightmare: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dream: ...

Dream: That's the same reason I married Ink! You have my permission-

Ink: Dream, we should talk...
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Hahahahahahahaha..... I hate this job...

Zee: Hey, you're the one who agreed into narrating

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