So, here's one thing you need to know... Ink constantly flirts with Dust just to annoy Nightmare
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Ink: Do you love Nightmare?

Dust: Yeah, I do.

Ink: Dream! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Dream: We all love my brother. You should've asked if he was IN love with him.

Dust: I thought that was implied.

Dream: ...

Ink: ...

Dust, looking straight at Dream: Congrats Ink, you just won 100 bucks.

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Nightmare: Dust! What do you have?

Dust: A knife!

Nightmare: No!

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Nightmare: You know, Dream gives Ink flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Dust: Okay.

Later

Dust: *gives Ink flowers*

Ink: ???

Dust: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
(Dust is an idiot)

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Dream: Why is Nightmare crying on the floor?

Ink: He's drunk.

Dream: And?

Ink: He saw a picture of Dust's husband.

Dream: But he's Dust's husband.

Ink: I know.

Dream: *sighs* Lesson learned. Never make my brother drunk.

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Ink: Hey Nightmare, wanna third wheel on my date with Dream tomorrow?

Nightmare: Sure.

Ink: Dust! Wanna third wheel on my date with Dream tomorrow?

Dust: Mk.

Ink: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Nightmare & Dust: ...

Dream: Ink...

(Ink was excited for this)

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Ink: *about Dust and Nightmare* They make a cute couple, huh?

Dream: They certainly are standing next to each other.

(Ink's me when I first found out about shipping)

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Dust: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Ink: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Dream: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Nightmare: Ink... Stop flirting with my partner... RIGHT F-CKING NOW

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Ink: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Dust: *confused* I—

Nightmare, butting into the conversation: I told you to stop f-cking flirting with Dust, b-tch.

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Dream: Truth or dare?

Dust: Dare.

Dream: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Dust: Hey Ink?

Ink: Yeah?

Dust: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Night.

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Ink: Why are your tongues green?

Nightmare: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Dust: I had a yellow one.

Ink: oh.

Ink:

Ink: OH.

Dream:

Dream: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Dream: What are you getting Dust for the holidays, brother?

Nightmare: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Ink: I'm getting Dust a divorce lawyer.

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Nightmare: Did you take out Ink as I requested?

Dust: Ink has been taken out, yes.

Nightmare: You have my grat-

Dust: It was a great restaurant.

Dust: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Dust: Ink proposed afterwards- I was nervous so I spoke gibberish and told him that I'm gonna make up my mind.

Nightmare: You should've said no...

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Dream: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Nightmare: What’s up your ass this morning!

Ink: *walks in* ...Hey.

Nightmare: Hmm… nevermind.

Dream: WAIT NO!

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Dream: Where are you going?

Ink: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Dream: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Dust, knowing full well that Dream got Ink an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Nightmare: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Dust: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Nightmare: Holy moly-

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It was nice knowing my grades were good on the last few quarters, but it's time to say buh-bye