Dust : Hey, Cross, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Cross: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Dust : No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Cross: Can't really say I have.
Dust : You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Cross: Sorry, Dust . For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

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Dust : Listen, we're done, we're over! Okay?
Killer: Whatever bitch, you ain't never gonna find no one like me.
Dust : Yeah, that's the point shithead!

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Swap: There's no way he likes me back.
Liam: Dust would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Swap: Dust would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Liam: So, what is Ink to you?
Dust: The reason I wake up every morning.
Zee: ...That's gay.
Swap earlier that morning, barging into Dust′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Swap: I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Cross: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
Dust, scoffing: Oh, please.
Cross, to Dust: Hey, how you doin'?
Dust:
Dust: *giggles like an idiot and blushes*

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Liam: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Error: Do not do that.
Liam: You won't even notice!
Dust, entering: Liam, you wanted to see me again?
Liam: Error's single
Error:

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Liam: I know you love him.
Nightmare: I am not in love with Dust!
Liam, staring at Nightmare: I never said who...
Nightmare: *realizes*
Nightmare: Shit. Well, anyways-

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Dust: *angrily presses Cross against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Cross: ...
Cross: Are we about to kiss-

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Cross, to Dust: We had a date!
Cross: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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Dust: That's ridiculous, Error doesn't have a crush on me.
Ink: Yes he does.
Cross: Yes he does.
Error: Yes I do.

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Dust: Nightmare is too tall for me to kiss him. What should I do?
Swap: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, tell him it's over.
Dream: Tackle him!
Ink: Dump him.
Horror: Kick him in the shin!
Nightmare: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Horror: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Dust: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Horror: Yes.
Dust: I'd sleep.

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I love oblivious Dust :)