Friendship is magic or whatever


Brett had just walked into Cognito when he met up with Reagan. "Yo Reags!" He waved as she walked over.

"Sup Brett," they did their handshake. They both got coffee and headed to the war room. Upon entering Reagan's jaw dropped as she dropped her coffee. Brett quickly caught it nervously looking forward. Y/n was behind Glenn's chair with a rope around his neck. Her foot was up on the chair pushing forward as she pulled back the rope. He struggled and gasped for air while his blow hole seemed to be blocked by duct tape. Myc dragged Andre across the room throwing him into a wall while Gigi yelled uncontrollably at everyone. Reagan took in a deep breath before screaming, "Everyone stop!" The room went quiet however Y/n still continued to strangle Glenn.

"Y/n drop it!" Brett looked her dead in the eye.

"No!" she yelled.

"Drop. It," Brett glared, and Y/n being scared dropped the rope giving Glenn enough time to swing around and punch her across the face. Y/n stumbled back a bit and Andre gasped.

"What gives Glenn!?!?" Andre yelled shooting a random disease at Glenn.

"Ah, my goddamn face!" Glenn fell to the floor. Y/n attempted to walk away but was tripped by Myc, falling flat faced and Gigi made an angry tweet about Myc. Reagan immediately pulled Brett into the hallway.

"We have to do something about this. They are all going to kill each other," Reagan cracked up the door a bit to see them all still fighting.

"We should force them to do a team bonding exercise!" Brett smiled.

"What type of team bonding exercise?" Reagan questioned.

"We should do something like in the movies! Trap them in a series of rooms with booby traps and riddles and they have to work together to get out!" Brett grinned.

"I mean we could do that... but it wouldn't work," Reagan crossed her arms in thought.

"Why not?"

"Y/n. She's crazy good at solving shit, we throw her into something like that, and she'll solve the whole thing in 10 minutes. They won't team bond, they'll just make her do all the work!"

"Couldn't we just find a solution for that?" Brett asked,

"I guess but it would be hard. Let's go to my lab," They both headed off while the others continued to try and murder each other. Y/n was in the middle of beating up Glenn again when she got up and stopped.

"I'm tired of this shit. Bye," Y/n walked out.

"Wait up!!!!" Andre ran after her, "Don't leave me!!!" After catching up the two glanced behind them to catch a glimpse of Myc charging at them with weapons in his hand.

"HOLY SHIT!" Y/n screamed grabbing Andre's hand and running.

"Where are we going?!!?" Andre panicked.

"Somewhere he can't kill us!!!" Y/n picked up the sped turning violently down the hall where her office was.

"Dude we can't go to your office he'd find us!!!"

"No, he won't trust me!" They turned into her office and sprinted to her desk. Quickly reaching under she hit the red button that opens the secret room and she threw Andre in soon following behind.

"Y/n what is this??!?" He looked around in awe.

"My second office for my super secret spy stuff," Y/n grinned as a monitor fell down from the ceiling.

"Welcome back N/N!" the monitor spoke scaring Andre a bit.

"This is interesting," he looked at Y/n.

"Yeah I'm basically Batman, and like Iron man now," Y/n shrugged, "Jk I'm cooler than they could ever be," Y/n took a pair of shades out of her pants and put them on posing.

"Wait please stay still I need to document this!" He took out his phone taking a photo of Y/n. Showing it to her afterward they both laughed. "You look like a dork," he giggled. "Posted!"

"On what!?!?!" Y/n swiped his phone.

"Insta," he took his phone back putting it away. As he put his phone away Y/n's started ringing. Answering it she was greeted by a yelling Gigi.

"Where the hell are you two?!?" Gigi complained.

"Uh somewhere?" Y/n responded.

"That photo Andre posted! I have never seen that place in my life!"

"It's my house bye," Y/n hung up and threw her phone onto a nearby table. "Wanna watch breaking bad?"

"Hell yeah!" Andre and her sat down in swivel chairs in front of her monitor and started watching the show. It was around an hour later when Y/n received a call from Brett.

"War room now. Please," Brett hesitantly spoke and Y/n made a face.

"Everything okay?" Andre whispered as Y/n lowered the phone from her ear.

"Bretts acting weird," she responded before lifting the phone back to her ear. "Be there in a minute!" She hung up turning off the show. "Monitor open gate 12."

"Got it, boss!" The monitor responded as a hole in the wall opened.

"What is that?" Andre turned to her.

"I installed a bunch of trap doors and slides to take me to certain places in the building. I don't always feel like walking!" She ran over diving head-first down the slide and Andre followed.

"Wait up!!!!" The two slide down towards the war room. A random trap door suddenly opened in the war room scaring the gang and spitting out Y/n and Andre. The two landed on top of each other and groaned as everyone else gasped. Glenn ran over to the door trying to pry it back open after it had closed.

"What in gods name?!?!" Glenn pounded on the wall.

"Where the hell did you two come from?!?!" Reagan gasped. Andre climbed off of Y/n and helped her up onto her feet.

"The wall," Y/n avoided Reagan's question receiving a skeptical look.

"I don't believe you. Anyways Brett now!" Reagan yelled and she and Brett threw on a gas mask as Reagan threw a smoke bomb at the ground. Everyone besides the two had passed out and the team bonding had begun.

When the 5 woke up they were all looked in a room together with posters all over the wall.

"Where the fuck are we?!" Myc groaned.

"Reagan what the hell!" Gigi yelled.

"What is this place-" Y/n went to touch the wall and Glenn slapped her hand away.

"Do not touch that!" Glenn yelled. (Pls get this reference)

Eventually, a voice came on the intercom that everyone assumed to be Reagan. "Hey guys, sorry bout trapping in here but you guys need to stop fighting so much. You need to start somewhat getting along so we've thrown you into this team bonding maze!" Reagan spoke.

"And the only way to get out is by using the magic of friendship!" Brett excitedly spoke as everyone groaned.

"Bye!!" Reagan and Brett turned off the intercom as Y/n cracked her back.

"Well, I'll have us out of here in no time. Don't worry guys," Y/n looked around the room. There were a bunch of music posters and a glass box with a box inside of it with a combination on it. Y/n walked over to the N-Sync poster and ripped it off the wall. She pulled a loose brick out of the wall behind it revealing a hammer. Taking the hammer she went over and smashed the glass. Taking out the box with the combination she entered the digits 1995 and the box opened dropping a key into her hand. "Booyah!"

"How'd you do that so fast?!?" Gigi's jaw dropped.

"Well N-Sync is Reag's fav, and so I figured something would be hidden behind it. Also, N-sync was founded in 1995 so I just guessed that as the combo but hey it worked," Y/n went to the door and unlocked it only to be greeted with another door. "You've got to be shitting me." The room was huge with 4 levers in the middle, a desk, and shapes all over the room. Y/n looked around seeing a welcome mat. Lifting it up she found a pair of 3-D glasses and she threw them to the side. Walking over to the desk she opened the drawer pulling out a book with a bunch of random numbers. She decoded it quickly and turned to the others. "Everyone go stand by a lever." She looked at what she had decoded and it read Blue, Green, Red, and Orange. In the room, there were blue stars, green circles, red diamonds, and orange triangles. Each lever also contained a shape. "Pull the star lever!" Y/n yelled.

"Got it!" Myc pulled it down.

"Green circle!" she yelled and Gigi pulled it down. "Red diamond!" Andre pulled the level down in response, "Orange triangle!" Glenn pulled the final lever and it open the door, which led them into an elevator. They all made their way in and the doors closed and it started its descent.

"This whole thing sucks ass," Myc groaned.

"Tell me about it. I chipped a nail already," Gigi complained as the Elevator creaked.

"Oh sh-" Y/n's face dropped as the Elevator did the same. Everyone immediately started to scream.

"We're gonna die!" Andre panicked as Y/n ran to the elevator's control panel punching it causing the bottom to fall off and exposing the wires. The elevator continued to fall at a rapid speed as Y/n pulled a bunch of wires apart. She connected two of the wires that had been sparking and the elevator came to a stop. The door slowly opened revealing another room and everyone stared open-mouthed. After collecting themselves everyone started to file out when Y/n threw her hands in front of everyone, holding them back.

"Guys don't go any further. The floor is booby-trapped look," Y/n pointed at the ground. "We need to get over there," she pointed to a control panel in the wall.

"ha Boobie trapped," Andre giggled.

"How are we gonna do that?" Glenn crossed his arms.

"I'll get it. You guys don't move though, got it," Y/n looked around at all of them.

"Got it!" They said in unison as she started to hop across tiles. Making her way to the panel she began to hack it. Meanwhile, the others were in the elevator.

"I'm gonna touch it," Mycs tentacle hovered over a tile.

"No you're not," Andre smacked it away.

"Fine... Psych!" Myc pressed it and suddenly a trap door on the ceiling came open right above Y/n's head dropping a frying pan on her head. For a second she stood there in a daze before reaching up and feeling her head. As she pulled her hand away she noticed it was drenched in blood and she looked over at the others before fainting.

"MYC!" Gigi slapped him, "You complete ass she was our only way out of here!!!!"

"What are we gonna do now???" Glenn yelled. Andre had watched when Y/n originally had crossed so he decided to follow in her footsteps. After reaching the made sure she still had a pulse, and thankfully she did, before hacking into the system. The panel turned bright green and the door opened, Andre lifted her onto his back and everyone continued into the next room. Upon entering the room they were met with a table, a projector, and a film reel.

"Guys we got this just think, wwyd!" Andre smiled.

"What?" Glenn raised an eye.

"What would Y/n do!"

"Ohhh okay," Glenn placed the film reel on the projector and played a little animated short. It was of a cartoon carrot dancing. "What the hell does this mean?!?"

"Maybe we have to find a carrot?" Gig asked.

"Or maybe! We have to BEEE the carrot," Myc said.

"Wait Myc you could be onto something!" Andre watched the short again.

"Well, I was just trying to sound like Y/n honestly."

"Myc copy the dance," Andre laughed.

"Fuck no. I'd rather rot in here," Myc backed away.

"Myc come onnnn, we need to get out of here fast. Especially because you know who is like almost dead again," Andre looked back at her. "You know we really need to stop going off script, she gets hurt every time," Andre mumbled before turning back to see Myc mimicking the dance. Andre giggled taking his phone out and recording it. As the dance ended Andre hid his phone and the door opened. They headed into another room where they found a bunch of scarps on the table.

"What the hell are we supposed to do with this??" Myc groaned.

"You know you could make a bazooka out of all of this," Glenn crossed his arms.

"Oh my god, your right!!" Andre gasped, "Somebody hold her!" He held out Y/n and Glenn unwillingly sat on the ground as Y/n was leaned against his shoulder.

"I think this is the closest those two have ever been without one trying to kill the other," Myc turned to Gigi.

"Y/n's gonna die," Gigi took a photo of it and Glenn cursed them out. Andre quickly put together the pieces to the bazooka until it was officially completed.

"Glenn wanna do the honors?" Andre held out the bazooka.

"Hell yeah!" Glenn jumped up taking it. Andre caught Y/n before she hit the floor, picking her up again as Glenn lined up the bazooka with the door. His finger pulled the trigger and the door blew open revealing yet another room. The room had a statue of Will Smith in the center and that was all. "What are we supposed to do in here?!? It's just a statue?!?!" Glenn complained as everyone took turns looking around. They wandered around the room for a while before a light bulb practically appeared above Gigi's head.

"I got it!" She ran over to the Will Smith statue slapping it across the face. The statue instantly rotated opening the door to another room.

"How-" Glenn gasped.

"You gotta stay tuned in to the media," Gigi shrugged. As they headed into the next room. "I swear to god this place is going to be the death- do you guys feel that?" Gigi looked down at her feet and jumped. "Guys the rooms flooding!!" She yelled and everyone started to panic. The water gradually entered the room and they couldn't find a way out.

"Reagan and Brett are dead if we get out of here," Myc floated at the top of the water. The water filled the room about 20 feet in height and there wasn't a lot of time left before the whole room would be flooded. Y/n suddenly woke up in a panic. "Oh now you decide to wake up," Myc rolled his nonexistent eyes.

"Guys what the hell is going on!?!?!" Y/n yelled.

"We're obviously drowning," Glenn floated next to her and she looked down in worry noticing the plug at the bottom of the room.

"You guys are helpless," She gasped for air before diving down to the bottom and pulling the plug. The water in the room started to drain and everyone else made it safely to the ground. "Did you guys seriously not see the plug?" Y/n held up a giant plug and everyone ran over to her trapping her in a group hug.

"Dude you totally saved our asses!" Andre smiled.

"We were so lost without you!" Myc yelled.

"Guys we should probably stop fighting as much," Gigi awkwardly spoke as the doors opened revealing Reagan and Brett. Brett had a polaroid camera in his hand and he took a picture. The picture slowly came out and he started to shake it as everyone stared at the two in silence.

"Guys we're all thinking it!" Myc and everyone looked at each other nodding before charging at the two.

"I told you this was a bad idea, Reagan!!!!" Brett grabbed her hand and started running the opposite way. Unfortunately, they didn't outrun the others. Brett and Reagan soon found themselves tied together and hanging from a robot arm on the ceiling together like a pinata in the war room. Strobe lights were flashing in the room while the movie Trolls was on in the background. Everyone was chilling and drinking, throwing things at Brett and Reagan occasionally.

"Hey, you sure you're good Y/n?" Andre walked over to Y/n who was sitting on the table. "These lights definitely can't be good for your head," he jumped up on the table next to her. Carefully grabbing her head and tilting it forward he looked at the gash on the back of her head. "You know you can't keep getting hurt like this, I'm not gonna be able to heal you with my flawless good doctor skills forever," he joked and she laughed.

"Hey Andre," She finally spoke.

"Yeah?"

"Have you ever wished you could... fart glitter," Y/n pointed to the Troll farting out glitter.

"I can't say I have before but I definitely do now," he nodded, "I actually bet I could whip up something that can cause that..." he grabbed his chin in thought.

"OH, MY GOD! If you do we need to give it to Glenn," Y/n turned her voice to a whisper, "You can't tell me that man wouldn't lose his shit."

"You're mean."

"Okay and????" she laughed as Andre suddenly leaned close and she almost fell backward in shock.

"Y/n your pupils are different sizes right now," he reached out gently pulling her eye open a bit more, "I think we should get you out of here before your head gets worse."

"What do you mean! I'm perfectly fine!" Y/n argued as he lightly tapped her head and she winced in pain.

"Here you can throw one last tomato before we leave," he handed her a tomato that she chucked at Brett and Reagan.

"Okay!! Let's goooooo," Y/n started to run off.

"Hey wait up!!!" Andre chased outside to the parking lot. "I'll drive you home!"

"No I want to drive!!!!!!" Y/n whined.

"You'll kill us!"

"No I won'tttttttt."

"Yeah, you will! Move!" He pushed her into the passenger side and they drove to her apartment. When they walked in Y/n panicked.

"Shit I need to take Gir out!!"

"You go get yourself ready for bed! I'll take the dog out."

"But-"

"Y/n go get ready. It's the Doctors orders," he grinned.

"Well I'm a detective!" she gave him a look.

"Not the same thing." he crossed his arms, "Bed now."

"Only if you join me!"

"Haha, I'd love to honestly, but no. Not when you're like this," he bopped her nose and she almost fell backward, "Go get ready. Gir!!!" He called out and the dog came running towards him.

"Andre!!!" The dog ran circles around Andre as Y/n headed to her room.

"Come on let's go," Andre took the dog outside to go the bathroom. "Did you eat?"

"Yup!" Gir replied sniffing the grass. "Y/n really likesss you~" Gir hopped around on the grass and Andre raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

"She talks about everyone all the time but she talks about you the most!!" Gir started to go to the bathroom and Andre awkwardly looked away.

"What does she say about me??"

"I don't know, that she's glad to have someone to like trust again! She also thinks you're cool! I do too!" Gir ran back to Andre and they made it back into the apartment.

"Well, I think your owner is pretty cool too!" Andre laughed as they walked into Y/n's room. She was laying under a ton of blankets sound asleep, and half hanging off the bed. Andre pushed her fully back onto the bed while Gir jumped up with her.

"Well I am going to go home, but tell her to call me if she needs me. I'll be up," Andre moved Y/n's hair out of her face and petted Gir real quick.

"Bye Bye. Remember to lock the door," Gir put his head down closing his eyes.

"I was actually going to leave the door wide open but because you asked so nicely," Andre sarcastically said before leaving the room. As he made his way through her living room he could help but notice the framed photos of her and Gir, and some other random people. He had to admit Y/n was pretty cute. He smiled after seeing a polaroid of him and her on her kitchen fridge. He left a note saying he'd pick her up the next morning due to the fact her car was still at work and he left it on the counter before walking over to the door and locking it before exiting. As he walked to his car he realized how odd his relationship was with Y/n. He had never really been this close to anyone before but for some reason, he honestly wanted to get closer. "I need weed," he mumbled slamming his head on his steering wheel trigging the horn and making him jump. After seeing a bunch of lights going on in the apartment, probably because somebody was honking outside around midnight, he sped off.

Hey guys quick question. Are there any other characters, in particular, you'd want Y/n to build like a friendship/bond with? I'm totally down for writing that I'd just need to know who you guys want more content of/with. Anyways thanks for reading I appreciate it!

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