Okay, I'm not one to usually put videos in my stories but I feel like this was necessary.

Y/n stood in her apartment getting ready for Reagan's mom's wedding. She was sort of confused about why she was invited due to never meeting Reagan's mom, however, the rest of the gang would be there. Y/n had on a lavender floral pattern dress, she threw on a handbag and went to meet up with everyone. After arriving on the ship Glenn ended up throwing all of Andre's drugs overboard.

"Protocol is Protocol," Glenn shrugged.

"Uh, no worries," Andre looked around nervously. "I am as fun clean as I am wasted. Just a little different."

"Huh, I've never seen you sober," Myc laughed. "This could be interesting."

"Y/n I need to check your bag," Glenn turned to face her.

"What why???" Sweat dripped down her face.

"My dolphin senses are tingling. If you got nothing to hide, You'll hand over the bag."

"Well, I've got noth- HEY!" Y/n yelled as Glenn pulled out a container.

"Lookie here, you got drugs too," he looked into the container.

"Glenn please I need those! Do not throw them overboard or I'll absolutely lose my sh- GLENN!" He tossed them overboard and Y/n attempted to dive into the ocean after them only to be pulled back.

"Sorry but if Andre can't have his drugs, neither can you," Glenn shrugged.

"Glenn it was a medication!"

"Still drugs," he crossed his arms.

"Oh god oh god," Y/n twitched a bit.

"Y/n out of everyone here I wouldn't have expected you to ever sneak drugs on here," Myc said.

"It's for health problems! Its effects are already wearing off too! Oh god!" Y/n looked around paranoid. She then screamed randomly jumping backward, and almost falling off the boat. Myc thankfully had caught her pulling her back onto her feet as Gigi cautiously wrapped an arm around Y/n.

"Guys this is gonna be interesting!" Andre shouted running towards a balloon and taking in the helium.

"Put the Helium down!" Gigi scolded as she grabbed Y/n's hand pulling her away with Andre.

The four of them headed towards the ceremony area and Andre paced back and forth while Gigi and Myc sat in chairs and Y/n laid on the ground coloring a kid's menu from the venue.

"Okay, I survived being raised by hardcore Christians, I can handle sobriety," Andre finally sat down.

"Hey, guys look I drew all of us!" Y/n raised the menu showing a fairly realistic drawing of all of them holding hands.

"Is this a threat? I don't know how to feel about this?" Myc asked.

"It looks good Y/n!" Andre smiled.

"Thank you!" Y/n smiled before snapping her head to the right, "Shut up Paul!" Y/n yelled.

"You guys are seeing this too right? Nobody is actually there right???" Gigi questioned.

"Did I tell you guys about my RPG tournament in high school?" Andre interrupted.

"We know! You're the only person who tells the same bad story over and over again when they're not drunk," Myc complained.

"When I'm sober my anxiety flares up. Shit! Piss! Boob! Y/n and Gigi you both look stunning!" Andre smashed a glass.

"The fuck!!?" Gigi stood up.

"Sorry, so does my Tourette's. But at least my OCD is under- One, two, three, four, four, three, two, one."

"We need drugs now!" Myc whined.

"Y/n what in gods name are you doing?!?!" Gigi gasped looking at Y/n who laid with her cheek on her ground. She was sticking her tongue out at the liquid that had fallen and shattered on the ground. A shard of glass cut into her tongue making her whimper a bit then she suddenly sat up.

"Woah... I feel less helpless. I need to go get drunk maybe that will help!" Y/n stood up sprinting towards the bar. On her way to the bar, she was pulled over by Reagan.

"Oh hey Reag," Y/n smiled and turned to see Reagan's mom.

"Y/n this is my Mom, Tamiko, Mom this is Y/n," Reagan introduced the two.

"Oh my, you're gorgeous! I get such good energy from you!" Tamiko grabbed onto Y/n's cheeks.

"Mommmm personal space!" Reagan complained.

"She's fine!" Y/n quickly responded, "I mean I don't mind, and all it's whatever."

"Well, I have to go get ready for my wedding... However I will see you later," Tamiko bopped Y/n's nose and walked off leaving Y/n with a dropped jaw.

"Sorry about that," Reagan sheepishly smiled before running to catch up with her mom. Y/n quickly got two drinks and headed back to her seat. She handed one to Gigi because Andre had shattered her original drink.

"Somebody looks happy!" Myc turned to face Y/n.

"I just met Tamiko!" Y/n smiled sitting back on her chair and sipping on her drink.

"Hey, maybe getting drunk will help me too!" Andre grinned taking her drink out of her hand and drinking it. "Hey, this is soda!" He frowned turning to look at her.

"I've told you before I don't drink," Y/n shrugged.

"Then how are you better!!!!" he frowned.

"I just realized literally nothing bad could happen here. I have really bad anxiety but come on, we're at a wedding on a boat. It's not like we're gonna be hijacked by pirates or some shit. In that case, I'd actually lose my mind. However, I already convinced my hallucinations to go away! Just as long as I can make it through the rest of the day without anything too bizarre happening I'll be fine," She shrugged. Everyone continued to keep watch on Andre and before they knew it the wedding ceremony started. It was all going well until Rand came out of nowhere.

"I object!" Rand screamed.

"Oh my god," Y/n's jaw dropped. The flat Earthers all flooded onto the ship soon after. Rand and Tamiko started fighting and Reagan soon joined in on their fighting. The Flat Earthers also joined in on the fight and Y/n started to bite her nails.

"You sphere mongers have been talking down on us flat earthers for years. Well no more!" He pulled out a gun.

"Well, I gotta say... Y/n you were spot on," Myc turned to her as she fainted.

When Y/n regained consciousness she sat on a chair inside the boat. She stood up walking over to Myc. "Myc what's going-" she remembered and her face dropped in fear.

"Y/n calm down," Myc turned in her direction.

"Robots? Aliens? I knew it. It's the deep state. My theories are all correct," The flat earther in the captain hat spoke.

"I'm not an alien. I'm a subterranean sentient mushroom from a hive cluster," Myc sounded annoyed.

"Okay that's a lot to remember so you're an alien," he turned to Y/n. "Glad to see you're up. You Siren."

"Bitch what?" Y/n raised an eyebrow.

"Heh, I see right through your disguise... Too pretty to be an ordinary human. Also your voice. Also, these people keep doing what you say......."

"That makes no sense. I haven't spoken a word ever since you boarded the ship. Now if you would kindly leave my friends alone and leave the ship I'd appreciate it," Y/n smiled.

"Tempting... But I must resist your temptations you monster!" He reached onto a table, grabbed a cup of water, and threw it at her.

"Oh, you son of a" Y/n started to throw a punch but was pulled back by Andre and Myc. One of the other flat Earthers pointed a gun at her and she went back to freaking out.

"Okay, now which one of you Illuminatis, is gonna tell me where the edge of the Earth is?"

"This is your fault!" Tamiko glared starting a fight with Rand. The two continued to fight as Reagan attempted to sneak away. As Tamiko, and Rand continued to fight the other four sat down. Y/n grabbed a fork from the table and started stabbing in between her fingers slowly getting faster.

"I'm having a panic attack. I need to calm myself with calming noises" Andre started making noises.

"Dude I have those all the time!" Y/n laughed accidentally missing a beat and stabbing the fork into her finger yelping. Myc turned to the flat earther.

"Actually, uh, can you shoot me?" Myc asked.

"Quiet. Someone tells me how to get to the edge of the Earth, or a hostage dies every hour, starting with the richest man in the world," the flat earther walked over to Brett causing Y/n to faint yet again. She violently woke up after feeling very cold and she gasped for air. Taking time to notice her surroundings she noticed she was shoved in a glass tank. "Good, you're up... Again... I figured you were passing out so much due to the fact you weren't in the water. So I've provided you with this tank."

"Where did you even get this?!?" Y/n's jaw dropped.

"Doesn't matter."

"Hey, why are you going out of your way to keep me alive? I thought you said a hostage dies every hour."

"Oh non no no. Nono. Not you. I have other plans for you," he grinned and her eyes widened.

"You get away from her!" Andre slurred but backed up when a gun was aimed at him, "Sorry Y/n!" He panicked.

"It's fine I would have done the same-" she was cut off by the captain covering her mouth with his hand.

"Shhhh we don't want you ruining that pretty little voice of yours!" the flat earther said and she licked his hand in a panic.

"Ew what the hell..."

"Oh my god, why the fuck did I do that. God knows what you've touched with that thing," Y/n shivered before she started gagging.

"That's mean."

"I don't even know your name!" Y/n fell back into the tank.

"Oh it's Harold," he walked away. As he walked away Andre bent down.

"Are you okay?" Andre whispered.

"No..." Y/n shook her head.

"Valid."

"Are you okay?" She asked.

"No," he shook his head.

"Relatable."

"I feel like I'm losing my mind!" They both complained in unison.

"Jinx!"

"Jinx again!"

"Look the deep states up!" Harold suddenly yelled and Y/n and Andre tensed as people walked toward them.

"Not her though!"

"Stay safe pretty mermaid!!!" Andre yelled as he was dragged out of the room and Y/n turned nervously to Harold.

"Boys carry the tank to the wedding podium? maybe? Thingy!" Harold yelled and Y/n was brought to that location. Harold walked over, "Sing."

"What?" Y/n frowned.

"You have the voice sing!"

"No!"

"I. Said. Sing!" He held her at gunpoint and she frantically started singing the Shrek backtrack. (fairytale aka the song at the top of this)

"Good ki- job..." He turned to face the ceremony.

"Oh my god, your a discord kitten guy!" Y/n gasped.

"Sing!" He yelled and she went back to singing in fear. Eventually, Tamiko made her way down the aisle.

"Oh no I forgot the rings!" Reagan suddenly gasped, "Harold read this!" She handed him a book and ran off. A few minutes had passed and Tamiko tensed up before letting out.

"I can't do this anymore the energy is all wrong!" she yelled and as she did the gang came running through the doors attacking the flat-earthers.

"Fucking finally," Y/n sighed standing up and throwing a punch to her left knocking an Earth dude off the ship.

"Y/n are you okay!!!" Andre ran over.

"Sure," she shrugged.

"Get out of thereeee!" He yelled pulling her out of the tank and under a table.

"Ah, my Flagella!" Myc screamed as it was shot off and rolled under the table. Y/n and Andre both sat there in silence. They both glanced up at each other before looking down. Andre quickly grabbed it and licked it.

"Ew Andre what the hell!" Y/n yelled dropping her mouth in shock.

"Here try it!" He stuck held out Mycs missing Flagella.

"Nu-uh," Y/n backed away grossed out.

"Y/n don't you want to feel better!!!!"

"Well yeah but... fine..." She looked around to make sure nobody was looking then quickly licked it. "WOAH."

"I KNOW!" he yelled as they both continued to lick it as Gigi lifted the tablecloth.

"Are you two serious??" she looked unamused. They eventually got out from under the table and joined the others. Reagan and her parents had both been taken hostage by Harold.

"We have to help Reagan!" Brett yelled.

"What could we possibly do? The radios are busted and so is the engine!" J.r. looked at the others.

"There was something I could have done, my duty," Glenn frowned, "I can still hear Reagan's voice right now."

"Because she's talking in your headset, Glenn," Gigi took his earpiece out.

Again, our heading is 140 degrees at 25 knots," Reagan spoke through the earpiece.

"Why's she going that way? That just leads them out to the open sea?" J.R. looked confused.

"No, it doesn't!" Andre and Y/n both shouted.

"Are you two sober?" Myc questioned.

"Guess again. We found a sweet teenth of psilocybin, and it just kicked in!" Andre smiled holding it up.

"That was not yours to lick!" Myc pointed accusingly at them. Andre stood up knocking everything off a table before writing on the cloth.

"With Reagan's trajectory, combined with a tailwind of... seven and a half knots. She's taking them..." Andre started.

"To the portal of the Hollow Earth!" Him and Y/n shouted in unison.

"Of course. She can't bring Harold to the edge of the Earth, but she can make him think she is!" Gigi grinned.

"Andre, this is your brain on drugs! Keep licking!" Myc grabbed Andre's head pulling him closer. "Y/n you wanna get in on this too?!"

"Nah bro, I think I'm good," she slowly inched away.

MI6. Got your Mayday. Can we be of assistance?" A dude in a boat pulled up. He gave J.R. a phone and J.R. called Cognito HQ asking for them to open the Hollow Earth portal.

"Wait don't!" Y/n yelled.

"When the ocean water drains into the portal, it'll create a whirlpool that will suck Reagan's boat in!!" Andre panicked.

"Swim to Reagan! Swim like the wind!" J.R. turned around grabbing onto Glenn.

"Sir, yes, sir," Glenn dove into the water.

"Gospeed, you buoyant monstrosity," J.R. smiled.

"Are you Bipolar?" Andre turned to face Y/n.

"No.... maybe..... I don't know," she shrugged.

"I've noticed you've been having a lot of random and violent mood changes today," Andre looked concerned.

"It's normal if I don't take my meds," she shrugged.

"Just let me know if you ever need anything," Andre smiled before walking over to Brett and she smiled to herself. Gigi gave Y/n a look and Y/n immediately flipped her off. They all transferred onto the other boat as well. It was about half an hour later that Reagan and the others had made it back. Reagan had almost immediately started making out with the spy boat dude from earlier and the Gang plus J.R. just stood out of the way.

"Hey, where did Jeffery Bezos go?" Gigi looked around. Everyone turned to see a Kraken consume J.R.s old yacht and Jeffery Bezos.

"I can't believe Jeffery Bezos is dead... and right in his prime," J.R. joked and everyone started to laugh as the boat sailed off.

Okay, guys update! From now on I'll be aiming to post on Wednesdays and Saturdays! Also Filler chapter next!! I hope you enjoyed thanks for reading.