Sorry to the Earthers but space won and by the time I started getting Earth comments I was halfway done this.

"Well personally my favorite muppet is Animal," Y/n shrugged and Andre nodded.

"I like Gonzo," he replied.

"He's a good choice. You have to agree one of the best songs in man or muppet though."

"Oh most definitely." As Y/n and Andre discussed the Muppets, Brett jammed out to his music as Reagan ignored her dad's many calls. After she had dropped her phone in her coffee Brett rolled over.

"Hey Reagan, I think you dropped your smile," Brett lowered his headphones attempting to make her happy. She knocked his hand away and frowned.

"Ever have those mornings where you start pulling at a mental thread that your entire life could be different if maybe you hadn't been raised by such an asshole?" Reagan spoke.

"No. My drive-to-work Jock Jams megamix keeps bad thoughts far away," Brett shrugged.

"Guess I'll just throw myself into whatever insane job we're doing next. Probably something dumb like going to the moon."

"Good news, team. Today, you're going to the moon!" J.R. burst through the doors everyone groaned except Y/n who jumped out of her seat.

"ACTUALLY?!?!!?"

"Yes actually!"

"The moon is like my favorite thing ever!" Her eyes lit up, "Did you guys know that the moon-"

"Nobody wants to hear your stupid moon facts space nerd," Myc spoke and that shut her up.

"Hey you can tell me space facts later if you want," Andre whispered elbowing her and she sadly glanced up before looking back down at her hands.

"I thought we faked the moon landing? It is so hard to keep track of what's real and what's fake here," Brett chuckled.

"Didn't you watch the moon orientation film? Why did we even kidnap ken burns if no one watched the movie," J.R. sat down. After playing some of the film he continued on with explaining the mission. Pretty they had relocated Moontopia and they would set out to find Buzz. "Anyways we'll need 3 volunteers. Be warned, this is a near-suicide mission in space. You may never see your families again."

"I'm in!" Reagan jumped out of her seat excitedly.

"I repeat, you could die."

"I'm already dead inside," Reagan grinned.

"Road trip!!!! Brett likes to slam the jam. Myc likes to slam the jam. Ken burns like to what???" Brett sung.

"If I say slam the jam will you let me live??" Ken whined.

"You need one more person," J.R. crossed his arms.

"Hey, Y/n you like space a ton. You in?" Reagan turned to Y/n.

"Oh yeah, sure, I guess if you want," Y/n mumbled not looking up from her hands.

"Trio time!!!" Brett pulled the two into a hug and Y/n left the room. As she was packing her stuff in her office Andre strolled in and sat on her desk.

"Excited to go to space?" Andre asked.

"Yeah, I guess."

"Why are you so sad? Is it because of what Myc said??" Andre frowned.

"No. It's other stuff..."

"Okay then... Well, stay safe!" Andre smiled.

"It would probably be better if I died and didn't come back. Hey at least I'd die in a place I love," she walked out of her office leaving a concerned Andre behind. After a few seconds, she quickly ran back in handing him a note, "Open this if I don't make it back." She then left to meet up with Reagan and Brett. After boarding the ship Y/n noticed there were only two seats. "Well this is awkward, I'll just stand," She stood between Brett and Reagan's chair.

"Y/n you do realize how dangerous that is, right?" Reagan looked at her.

"Then I'll sit," Y/n said.

"That's still dangerous."

"Then I'll hold your hands, you guys can help keep me grounded," Y/n grinned grabbing Brett and Reagan's hands. As soon as they reached space Y/n let go letting herself float in the air. "Bro's defying gravity," Y/n smiled as Reagan handed her a drink.

"Oh God, I can finally breathe," Brett gasped for air.

"Oh God, I can finally breathe," Reagan's sighed.

"What if the moon people capture and torture us?!?!" Brett panicked.

"That could be fun," Y/n pondered and Reagan and Brett sent her a look. After the ship officially landed on the moon Brett and Reagan stepped outside as Y/n dove onto the ground. "I can't believe I'm touching the moon!!!!" Y/n hugged the ground before gasping. She lowered her helmet and kissed the moon, "I kissed the-" Y/n started choking and dying because of the lack of air, and Reagan quickly walked over closing Y/n's helmet.

"Y/n do you want to die?!?!" Reagan asked.

"Eh, sometimes," Y/n stood back up and gagged. "I've got moon dust in my mouth," she spit and it bounced off the inside of her helmet hitting her in the face.

"I'm gonna replant the American flag!" Brett proudly stated lowering a flag.

"Brett, that's a flag of Rasta Garfield," Reagan sighed.

"I can't see," Y/n walked around blindly.

"Wow, Earth looks so different from space," Brett looked at Earth.

"Yeah, NASA spends fortunes photoshopping Atlantis out of photos," Reagan laughed as Yn started walking the other way. Reagan quickly grabbed her hand pulling her away with them.

"Guys the signal is getting stronger," Brett spoke.

"Stop right there!" A voice spoke and somebody jumped out in front of them causing Brett and Reagan to both gasps.

"Guys, why are we gasping?" Y/n spoke still not able to see due to the spit.

"And welcome yourself to the moon!" Buzz Aldrin lifted his helmet and Y/n gasped.

"I KNOW THAT VOICE IS THAT BUZZ," Y/n excitedly shouted.

"Just the man we came here to see," Ragan stood up.

"Ah Buzz lightyear!" Brett excitedly jumped around.

"It's Aldrin dumbass," Y/n went to elbow Brett and missed falling over.

"Hah somebody knows their stuff! I'm Buzz Aldrin, the first and second man on the moon," Buzz smiled. "Welcome to our little Moontopia," he motioned towards the city. "You're free to roam just stay away from the dark side," he grinned.

"I wonder what they are gonna do with the fake buzz," Brett turned back to face the Earth.

"He's probs gonna get a new role," Y/n looked in the direction of mars.

"Come on," Brett grabbed her hand pulling her along as they followed Reagan and Buzz. As they walked into the dome covering the city Y/n lowered her helmet so she could actually see. Buzz gave them a tour of the city which was pretty cool. Buzz even gave her a moon drink that was super good. Everything was going smoothly until some crashed into the dome. They stood up and took their helmet off and it turned out to be Rand.

"Dad?!?! You fucking stowed away???" Reagan yelled.

"Okay, before you get all judgy, you weren't looking for my glasses, so this is your fault," Rand argued.

"Even in space, I can't get any space from you!" Reagan yelled and Rand stared at her blankly as the police pulled up.

"At least the locals are happy to see me," Rand smiled as Buzz ran over and punched him across the face.

"Rand Ridley. I'd kick your ass, but it looks like 30 years of gravity has done enough damage," Buss glared.

"Wow. Congrats on making it through a whole sentence without forcing a moon pun."

"You two know each other?" Reagan asked Reagan joined the conversation and Y/n zoned out.

"Brett I'm going back to the ship. I don't feel good," Y/n walked away and he nodded giving her a concerned look. When she got to the ship she immediately ran to the bathroom throwing up a strange purple substance into the sink. After standing up and looking in the mirror she noticed a couple of blood vessels had pooped under her eyes. However, her blood was in fact purple, and not red.

"I shouldn't have kissed the moon," Y/n spoke to herself frowning. "Eh, it's whatever."

As Y/n was dying in space, Andre looked at the letter on the table. She did say not to open it unless she died... But he wanted to open it...

"Andre, open the stupid letter," Myc spoke.

"But she told me not to unless she died," Andre frowned.

"When do you ever listen??" Myc yelled.

"Fair point, I'll open it."

Dear fartward,

I know you opened this because you couldn't wait. I also know Myc persuaded you to open this. Anyways I did some research about the Moon before leaving and I'm pretty sure they are planning to overthrow the Earth. I'm not 100% positive though. I'm pretty sure Rands planning to sneak on the ship too. Don't ask how I know. Anyway, the dying thing was a joke, I'll be fine. I was just being moody. It's cute that you care though.

xoxo, your fav hoe <3

"Thank god she's fine," Andre sighed placing the note down.

Meanwhile, Y/n was not at all fine. The three idiots had returned and handcuffed Rand to the bench. "How could you not tell me that my real father is Buzz Aldrin???" Reagan asked.

"Because he's not!" Rand frowned.

"It's been so obvious all along," Brett joined in. "Your intelligence, your leadership skills!"

"Wait what?" Y/n looked between the three confused.

"Y/n are you okay?" Brett raised an eyebrow.

"You look like shit kid," Rand's eyes widened.

"Whyyy are you bleeding purple?" Reagan looked a bit concerned.

"No. Thanks, and I have no clue... Is it normal to like... not feel your limbs?" Y/n slurred and everyone shook their heads no. "Cool."

"This is so stupid. You want a dad who's cool and handsome, and has perfect hair?" Rand faced Reagan.

"Yes! I could be related to a national hero, instead of a guy whose biggest contribution is the Wendy's bags I find behind the toilet," Reagan tensed up leaving the room with Brett.

"You're not gonna follow them?" Rand turned to Y/n.

"I don't think I can... I think I'm dying?" Y/n blinked a ton.

"Well, what happened?"

"I don't feel good. I think it's because I kissed the moon..."

"Nah that wouldn't be it. Sure it's gross but that wouldn't kill you," Rand pondered for a second, "Maybe you're just sick?"

"Just don't tell Reagan and Brett. I wouldn't want to jeopardize the mission or be the reason we have to like go back to Earth early," Y/n slowly stood up.

"Are you sure kid? I mean I'm gonna be honest and I mean this in the nicest possible way. I don't really give a shit about you but whatever is going on with you isn't good..."

"Then I'll just have to suck it up. If I die oh well," Y/n shrugged as Brett entered the room.

"Feeling any better?" Brett asked.

"I'm feeling great!" Y/n sat up smiling largely. "I think I was just tired honestly!"

"But your blood was purple??"

"I think it was just the lighting," Y/n shrugged and Brett walked over to the captain's chair sitting down. He watched as Rand threw together a DNA device.

"I am going to prove to Reagan that I am her dad once and for all!" Rand tinkered with parts of the ship.

"Ah, an emotional mission. Love it," Brett smiled.

"Screw you! I- wait. Aren't you going to tell me I'm a deadbeat asshole?" Rand asked.

"I think you're cool," Y/n spoke.

"Well you're the genius, so how many wires do you need," Brett ripped wires from the top of the ship and tossed them to Rand.

"Finally some damn respect!"

"Hey, any dad of my friend is a dad of mine!" Brett grinned.

"All right, let me out so we can raid the commune for parts!"

"Fine, but only if you tousle my hair approvingly. I still never got that attaboy from J.R.," Brett frowned.

"Deal!" Brett ran over letting Rand out of the cuffs and then out of the room.

"Okay kid let's go. Take it easy though," Rand pulled Y/n out of her seat and they followed Brett. After making it back to Moontopia the three hid behind a vending counter. They retrieved pouches of DNA and put Reagan and Buzzes DNA in them. After that, the three drove off to the moon land sight and Brett excitedly jumped out.

"Rand, today had been fulfilling in ways I didn't think possible. I was wondering if adult adoption is-" Brett started to speak.

"My sunglasses!" Rand interrupted running to his sunglasses that somehow still remained on the moon. He pushed Brett out of the way and dusted off the sunglasses revealing a corpse. "Wait what the hell."

"I knew something about Buzz was off," Y/n sighed.

"Neil Armstrong?" Rand looked at the bullet in the skeleton's head.

"Buzz didn't mention he died this way," Brett frowned.

"Oh my god! Neil Armstrong may be a thief, but Buzz Aldrin is a murderer!" Rand gasped.

"Where's Reagan," The three shouted in unison. They quickly drove to Buzz's home and pulled up as Reagan ran out.

"Buzz Aldrin is evil!" Rand and Reagan both shouted.

"Wait you agree with me?" Rand seemed confused.

"He's is trying to pull the moon out of orbit! And he is villainously horny!"

"Isn't every villain we fight," Y/n sighed.

"Don't let her get away!" Buzz ran outside and Reagan hopped in the vehicle. They quickly drove to the power sources in order to shut the whole thing down. Reagan and Rand quickly messed with the rover to make it go faster and continued to argue. When they pulled up to the power source Rand and Reagan jumped out.

"Brett, Y/n, fend them off for as long as you can!" Reagan yelled as she and her father ran off.

"Here we go," Brett faced the astronauts and Y/n cracked her knuckles.

"Get them!" Buzz screamed and the astronauts charged at the two. Brett easily pushed the first dude that had approached him away and into the jets on the moon. Brett looked scared and Y/n grinned.

"Brett! There's less force on the moon so their muscles atrophied! You have-" Y/n was cut off.

"Earth Strength!" Brett smiled and he and Y/n quickly fought them all off. Buzz seemed to slip past the two however and he pointed a gun at Reagan.

"No traitor could be a daughter of mine," Buzz glared as the DNA tester went off.

"Buzz, you are the father," The machine spoke and everyone gasped.

"Woah it's actually true!" Buzz backed up as the Jets turned off.

"Hah suck my Earth ass Buzz!" Rand yelled down and Buzz frowned. "Wait why's everyone look crestfallen?" Rand picked up the DNA tester. "No, it can't be true," he mumbled.

"Whether you're my dad to not, we are taking you back to Earth!" Reagan glared at Buzz.

"I left Earth to beat a paternity test!" Buzz turned around to run and ran straight into Y/n causing her to fall back a bit. "How are you still alive?!?! I poisoned you!" Buzz gasped as did everyone else. "That space drink I gave you should have killed you in an hour! You must have a decent immune system! Too bad you're still gonna die! Serves you right though bitch! Don't think I didn't know who you are!" he yelled and she panicked.

"I don't work there anymore!"

"Oh well, this is awkward... Eh, whatever I don't care. Have fun in hell bitch!" he pushed past her and into his shuttle. "There's plenty of moons out there to conquer, and this time I'll be first!" He flew off.

"Screw you asshole!" Rand and Reagan both flipped him off while Brett saluted him.

"Brett don't salute him! He tried to kill us!" Reagan glared.

"He's still Buzz Aldrin. Just think, how many people have walked the moon?" Brett spoke.

"All of us," The other three replied. Eventually, the moon people thanked them and they all headed back to the ship. They slowly were making their way home and Reagan and Rand found out that the DNA tester was wrong and they actually were related.

"Uh, guys?" Y/n spoke up and everyone turned to face her. She had purple goop dripping out of her mouth and eyes, "I don't feel so good-" Y/n wiped out on the floor and everyone gasped.

"Shit we totally blew over the fact Buzz poisoned her!!!" Reagan panicked speeding up the ship.

"Oh my god is she going to be okay!?!?" Brett jumped out of his sat running over to her. He felt for her pulse which was there, but barely. "I thought she only gets hurt when we go off script," Brett panicked and Reagan gave him a weird look.

"Stop breaking the fourth wall, Brett!" Reagan yelled as the speed of the ship increased and they made it back to Cognito. "Brett let's get her to Andre, he's the only one who could probably throw something together fast enough," The two took off running.

"They forgot me," Rand frowned.

Bursting through the doors to Andre's lab Reagan leaned over to catch her breath, "Oh hey! You're back! So how as the moon~"

"Andre not the time! We need help!" Reagan panted.

"With what-" Andre started as Brett burst through the door with Y/n, "Oh my god! Whatttt happened to her??!!?" Andre panicked.

"Buzz Aldrin apparently had beef with her and poisoned her!" Brett spoke.

"Shit Shit Shit, How long has she been poisoned?!?"

"Maye like 6 hours?" Reagan tried to think.

"6 hours!?!?!?!" Andre knocked everything off of one of the tables in his lab and onto the floor. "Lay her down." He pulled out an IV catheter. "We need to get her out of that suit," Andre frantically ran to a cabinet, and Regan and Brett removed the suit. Under neath Y/n had on a black long-sleeve and sweats. Andre ran back over lifting her sleeve and sticking the IV in her arm causing Brett to pass out. Andre then stared at his chemicals for quite a bit and Reagan broke the silence.

"Andre comes on she's dying! Do something!"

"I've never seen anything like this before! I don't know how to cure it!" He panicked throwing on gloves. He removed some of the purple goop and threw it in a vile. He then mixed a ton of other things into it and ran back over. "Please work Please work Please work," He mumbled pouring the mixed chemicals into her mouth and backing up. Suddenly Y/n jerked up almost falling off the table. Thankfully Andre and Reagan stopped her from falling. "Y/n I thought you said you wouldn't die?!?!" Andre yelled.

"How was I supposed to know fucking Buzz Aldrin was going to poison me?!?!?!" Y/n shot back.

"Y/n who did you use to work for?" Reagan spoke in a serious tone.

"I-I can't remember," Y/n closed her eyes trying to think and Reagan sighed.

"I have to go do something, I'll check in on you later," Reagan quickly left and Andre turned to Y/n.

"Why'd you lie?"

"I didn't?!"

"Y/n I'm not stupid."

"Sorry. I'm just not ready to talk about it," Y/n crossed her arms.

"Whatever, I'm just glad you're okay," He jumped on the table next to her, "Miss, I'll be perfectly fine."

"Thanks for saving my life or whatever," Y/n awkwardly side-hugged him.

"Yeah I've saved your ass 3 times too many now," Andre laughed and Y/n looked embarrassed looking anywhere but at Andre. She then noticed Brett on the ground.

"Is he okay?"

"Probably? He passed out when I put the IV in your arm," he pointed to Y/n's arm and she looked down at it ripping it out.

"Ouch," he looked at her arm and she shrugged.

"Wanna go to Mcultra's?"

"Sure!" he smiled as they both jumped off the table to go drink their problems away. Except Y/n would be getting soda drunk.

Okay guys I have bad and good news. The next chapter won't be coming out til next Saturday. Don't worry tho because it's gonna be twice as long as my usual chapters and it's gonna be filled Andre content. That is why it will take a week. I have had this planned out for a while though and I think it will be a pretty good chapter. Sorry if this chapter was sort of a buzzkill but the next chapter should make that up. Anyways thanks for reading as always.