After Getting a random call from a woman (it's nejire ex but design voice) telling him that one of his girlfriends is the UA traitor he was confused about that because he didn't want to believe but he wanted to make sure

Izuku room

Izuku (thinking)but who could be the UA traitor I don't fucking know but It would make sense if the UA traitor was one of my girls because they tried to get information on me but who

Izuku (thinking)what about toga wait, no I saved her from the league of villains and she didn't even know who the UA traitor is she told me everything but what if she was lying It would suck to leave her but who else momo,ochako, mina and jirou would make great villain if they have a motivation

Izuku: imagine them being villains (thinks)

Momo: izuku I never wanted to become a hero, a hero just people playing pretend but I still love you so you have two options (summon a sword)Be with me forever or I'll kill us both

Another thought

Mina:oh Jamal you caught me I guess you have to take me to jail but I not going alone I make up a false allegation so we can both go together (making acid)if you want me to not ruined your life let's keep this between us ok now give me a kiss

Another thought

Ochako:you never expected me didn't you I guess I have to kill you but know this izuku I will always love you and I see you in heaven(throw the rocks)

Jirou:we could've been making music together but you just had to figure out my plans for the league didn't you I mean you made a song with them your just as bad aren't you, I don't want to do this but if you snitch on me not only I'll kill you I ruined your rap career now I see you tomorrow for our date love you

Izuku snap back to reality

Izuku:All of that look and sounds extremely dangerous and I'm fuck with any of those opinions and I didn't even get into class 1b yet

Timeskip

Awaiza: today class me and Vlad set up a joint training  with class 1b so get suited up

Everyone gets their hero outfit and heads to the training place

Izuku: it's colder than a bitch outside

Toro: izuku it's only 60 degrees outside

Izuku:cold

He sees shoka's worried face and then walks toward her

Izuku:hey shoka why do you look worried

Shoka(notice him)oh hey Jamal it's nothing why do you ask

Izuku:well I'm the class rep so this is my job so what up

Shoka:well my boyfriend is supposed to meet my family I worry about him not being like me because my dad doesn't like him that much

Izuku (thinks)shit I suppose to see endeavor racist ass again fuck

Izuku:well I'm sure he will do great he just doesn't worry about thinking about whopping class 1b Bum asses

              (Remember monoma a girl)

Monoma: I'm sorry but what did you said izuku the last time I check we beat you guys in the UA festival by 2 points so I don't want to hear it

Vlad:I know you didn't call my students bums

Izuku: to be honest they kinda are

Class 1b are angry)

Toga:who are you calling bums half of the class have trash Qurik looked at Mineta the nigga was sticky ball on his head and nigga call up bird and shit into battle lame

Izuku: Imani I know not talking you got my little pony over there what the fuck is she going to do throw horns at me

Pony(very angry)

Izuku:And I know you don't have big hands other there kendo the only interesting about your Quirk is that you can make your hands big with that basics ass hero outfit with that fat ass mask you got how big are your eyes

Kendo(very angry)

Setsuna: that's very nice you know after we kick your ass I don't want any excuse

Izuku:if you don't get your Geico 15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance head ass the fuck somewhere and you have no tittes or booty

Setsuna (blushes heavily)You Prev

Izuku:I can prev on anything I can't see don't you have two Qurik that can make some of your body parts Invisible because there is no other possibility

Awaiza:ok izuku that enough

Shinso:yeah you guys are giving me a headache

Izuku (then towards awaiza and whisper)I didn't know you had kids

Awaiza:I don't have kids this is shinso from general studies he going to join the hero's course next year and he participating in both teams today I explained the rules of the matches after the teams have been picked

The teams have been picked

  (Izuku is there in 5 rounds replace by shinso and shinso has been replaced by toga)

Izuku:wait why am I not any of the matches

Awaiza:we all know why so that's why we have another group of pro heroes that will fight you

Izuku:who

Unknown:us

Izuku (turn around)

Izuku:You got to kidding fighting furry gives me a challenge

Pixebob:Hey we take you on

Izuku:yeah with you a pie-eating contest

Pixebob:I not fat

Izuku:then what are your big bone

Mandalay:calm down pixe will show him that we can take him

Melissa:hey izuku

Izuku:what are you doing here

Melissa:I'm here to watch your match today I hope you do great today against the l wwpc

Izuku:ok thank you, Melissa

Melissa:no problem

The matches started

Izuku:so Melissa when are you going back home

Melissa:I am here for the winter

Izuku:oh ok

Katsumi (notice them and walk over)

Katsumi:hey nerd who is she

Melissa: Uhm izuku do you know her

Izuku:oh Katsumi this is Melissa and Melissa this is Katsumi

Melissa:a friend of izuku is my friend

Katsumi:what do you deal with izuku is he your friend or something

Melissa:well he my step cousin well my uncle all might is izuku step-

Izuku:And that enough (put his hand over her mouth)she my step cousin

Katsumi (thinking)He hiding something I know it I going to find out just wait

After the matches are done class 1a wins like in canon

Awaiza: Jamal get ready for your match

Izuku: alright it's a 4 on 1 let's go

End chapter