On Air Dares (SNT) (2021)

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Charlie and Stephen stand outside television centre they were getting ready to prank GMB, Lorraine, This Morning and Loose Women. It was to be a segment on Saturday Night Takeaway.

Stephen" Remember you can't instagram any of this"

Charlie" I know"

Stephen, No twitter, no facebook, no Tik Tok"

Charlie" Stephen, I get it"

Stephen" Okay just making sure"

Charlie" Dad already told me once"

Stephen" Come on we have to make the end of GMB"

Charlie" I'm coming"

Charlie and Stephen enter the television centre and head to the GMB studio.

Charlie" I'm not going to lie it's nice being on the ground floor and not going up all those flights of stairs back at the ITV Studios"

Stephen" There was lifts though wasn't there"

Charlie" True but they never worked half the time"

Stephen" Yeah, they were a pain"

Richard Arnold" Hey, what are you two doing here?"

Stephen" No, don't tell anyone we are here"

As we reach the GMB studio Stephen looks at Charlie.

Stephen" Great just when we are going to pull off this prank we bump into the most gobbiest person on telly"

Charlie*chuckles*

They show clips of Charlie and Stephen at GMB, Lorraine, This Morning and Loose Women telling them the rules and whoever has says the most wins. They tell them to scratch their chins if they want to pass.

Ben" What are you two doing here, wait who let you two in"

Lorraine" I thought you was a special guest"

Stephen" Awww, Lorraine she wants her ratings to go through the roof"

Phil" I want to beat Lorraine"

Ben and Susanna get cued that they are back Live and both Stephen and Charlie pick up cards. Stephen holds up the card Takeaway and Susanna slips it in there.

-On Air-

Susanna" Take it away Richard"

Charlie then holds her card which reads No way girlfriend. Ben then takes this as his opportunity.

Ben" I said to Annie we have to watch all of Line of Duty Episodes and she said no, so I said No way girlfriend"

Both Stephen and Charlie It's Stephens turn to hold up a card.

Ben" Is there any rumpy pumpy in midsummer murders"

Richard" No rumpy pumpy"

Both Stephen and Charlie chuckle and Charlie looks at the camera.

Charlie" Susanna has given up"

Charlie holds up a card which says pretend you have a cramp which no one masters and then Ben takes on Stephen's card.

Ben" We don't have any of those Susanna bananas"

And cue weather

Stephen" Susanna is mortified, just sum it up"

Susanna then leans over in her seat.

Susanna" What just happened"

Both and Stephen and Charlie are in complete hysterics laughing at Susanna and Ben.

Charlie" Lorraine next come on"

The camera crew follow Charlie and Stephen out who actually have to compose themselves as they are still laughing so much. They enter the Lorraine Studio and she looks shocked to see them. They explain what they are going to do.

Lorraine" Alright well I will give it a good go"

Charlie" Come on Lorraine"

Stephen then gets excited his arms in the air.

Stephen" Ten seconds!"

And here we go guys

- On Air-

Lorraine" Now he started off doing videos in his bedroom and now has been on bake off, KSI joins me now"

The first card is held up and reads Swat an imaginary fly which Lorraine does.

Lorraine" I'm sorry, there is a fly in here, it's always in here"

Charlie then holds up the second card which reads don't mug me off.

Lorraine" Now, look tell me don't mug me off but was great to be a apart of did you get a Hollywood handshake"

KSI starts speaking to answer the question and then she clutches her leg.

Lorraine" I don't know what's wrong with me but I've got a wee bit of cramp, maybe I'll walk it off"

She keeps up and starts to stamp her feet. Stephen who is laughing so much but Charlie who is on the floor as Donnellys are terrible. The crew are laughing at them silently. Stephen looks at Charlie to get up.

Lorraine" Looks this is poppycock"

Stephen fist bumps and holds up another card. Charlie who is still on the floor holds it up from the floor.

Lorraine" What is it the kids say these days, is it totes emosh, I'm not sure"

KSI" Totes Emosh"

Lorraine" I don't know you tell me"

Stephen's next card says Rumpy Pumpy which Lorraine rubs her chin at clearly a no. Charlie holds up the final card say Absolutely six times, which she succeeds at doing. They finish with the interview and go to a break.

Stephen" A round of applause for Lorraine everyone"

Both him and Charlie clap as well as the camera crew. Lorraine chuckles.

Lorraine" I struggled to keep it together when Charlie fell on the floor laughing"

Stephen" That's Donnelly's for you"

Lorraine" All the viewers are going to think I've gone completely bonkers"

The recording then shows all the tweets and new articles that were sent in asking if Lorraine is okay. Stephen looks at Charlie and helps her up.

Stephen" This morning we go!"

Before they head to This Morning they have to take time to compose, Charlie more than Stephen.

Stephen" You are terrible"

Charlie" I can't help it, once I've gone once that's it"

Stephen" I blame Dec, you both got an infectious laugh"

Charlie*breathes* Okay I think I'm ready now"

Stephen" Are you sure?"

Charlie*nods* Yeah"

Stephen" Let's go"

They enter the This Morning studio and Phil and Holly are just about to have some food cooked by James Martin.

Stephen and Charlie" Hi Guys!

Phil" Oh no, double trouble have arrived"

Holly" Watch out, trouble is about"

They explain what they are about to and then they are cued back.

Holly" Go over there, go on the both of you, now"

The music sounds and the opening titles show. Stephen holds up the first card.

Phil" Coming up James Martin is taking us to chocolate heaven with his choux pastry which is going to be unbelievable"

Charlie holds up the second card.

Holly" Next is the competition and that is perfect because I need a wee"

They cut to the competition.

Phil" What was that needed a wee?"

Holly" I don't know"*laughing*

Phil" It will be on the mail online in thirty seconds"

Then shows the article on the recording.

Stephen" This is a good one coming up"

Phil" Oh god help us all"

Charlie" Let's do this!"

Stephen holds up a card.

Holly" James Martin is the kitchen making chocolate choux buns, I am in a right old flaps I tell you"

James Martin starts to explain when both Phil and Holly start laughing uncontrollably as directed by the card by Charlie. Then Phil reads out Stephen's card which says he should pretend he has cramp and to then walk it off. Phil does exactly that, he grasps his leg.

Holly" Are you okay?"

Phil" Yeah, I just got cramp in me leg"

Holly" Salt is good for cramp, look I'll go walk it off, hang on"

As Holly walks off screen she comes back and Charlie is now holding the card.

Holly" No there wasn't any salt at all, it was like moist, wasn't like salt at all"

Stephen and Charlie put thumbs up to the camera and faces that suggest Phil and Holly are smashing this. Stephen then grabs a card that reads beat box and Holly doesn't look so sure. She then gives it a whack though.

Holly" I love the sound of a whisk, it's almost like beat boxy, you know"

She starts beatboxing which causes Phil to burst into a smile. He then sees the next card Stephen is holding for him or Holly to refer to themselves in the third person.

Phil"You see Philip Schofield loves this kind of food"

They are both then shown a card with Big Bush on it and Phil's face says it all to the camera and Holly tries to say it.

Holly" That's a big, big whisk"

Phil" That's a what?"

Holly" I was going to say big bush, I mean I get that and whisk muddled up all the time"

Phil" Don't we all"

Holly" You know it tastes better than it looks, oh my god don't mug me off that is amazing, now for all the recipe details go to our website"

Phil" Don't tell me what to do"

Holly" No you know"

And we are off air.

Both Stephen and Charlie are both laughing, Charlie is on the floor again. The camera pans on Holly.

Stephen" That was phenomenal, I mean what a performance"

Phil" Made me laugh when Charlie fell on the floor, at first I thought she had tripped over"

Stephen" Now for Loose Women"

Phil" Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god"

Holly" Lock the door behind them"

All three put their heads in their hands.

Phil" Oh my what have we done"

After composing themselves a third time, they head next door to Loose Women.

Stephen" Guys!"

Charlene, Brenda and Jane are sat at the desk and jump in surprise when Stephen and Charlie walk in.

Jane" Oh no look out"

They explain to the Loose Women what they have to do.

Stephen" Let's go back to it Live!"

Charlie" Let's make it Loose"

Stephen" HERE WE GO!"

Okay here we go everyone this is going to be the weirdest part

-On Air-

Stephen starts off by holding up a card that one of them should say something in Spanish.

Judy" Hola, ahhh no spider, spider, I don't do spiders"

She starts fake panicking and then jumps out of her chair and bouncing all over the place. Charlie then holds up a card about Fish Fingers.

Jane" Now I went to get my vaccine after lunch and I had just had fish fingers because I love them so I did have fishy breath"

Judi then jumps up.

Charlene" I promise its not there"

Judi"No no, I was just adjusting my wedgie babes"

Charlie looks at the camera.

Charlie" They are live on the tv doing this"*chuckles*

She leans a bit on Stephen who knows she will probably be on the floor again in a minute. They hold a few more cards then Stephen looks at the camera.

Stephen" Charlene has give up"

They start talking about smear tests.

Jane" Yeah and then you think I am really regretting that Vindaloo now"

Judi then screams out loud before Charlene announces the end of the show.

And we are off air.

Stephen" Ladies how was that?"

Charlie" Did it feel like the longest time you have been on air?"

Charlene" I don't think I've have ever felt so out of control on a live television programme"

Judi" Though we smashed it though babes!"

Stephen" Give it up for your Loose Women"

Everyone cheers.

-Thursday 25th March-

Both Charlie and Stephen are standing outside television centre.

Charlie" So we are about to announce the winner of On Air Dares"

Stephen" Are you ready, let's go!"

The camera follows them into the building and cuts to where they turn up at the studio of the winner.

Stephen" Now in here, is the winner of On Air Dares"

It shows, the This Morning studio, Lorraine, GMB and Loose Women and then they burst into the This Morning studio.

Stephen" Hi guys, stop what you are doing, we are here to announce that..."

Charlie" This Morning are the winners of On Air Dares!"

All celebrate by throwing the hands up and light blue confetti goes everywhere. Then Stephen brings it over.

Stephen" Now guys look at that"

Holly" I mean look at it, I was expecting something a bit bigger"

Charlie" I mean it can go right beside the Bafta right"

Holly" I mean it's a thing of beauty, Thank you Stevie, thanks Charlie"

They both turn to leave.

Stephen" Go back LIVE!"

They both then run out.

Story Notes
What are they like those two? Mulhern and Donnelly causing trouble again.

Authors Notes
I really enjoyed writing this and editing Charlie in. I hope you enjoyed it and if you did please leave me a comment down below and a vote.

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