Ant Vs Dec Vs The Dark (SNT) (2022)

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Charlie was busy getting ready for the show with Stephen, they were going to make their grand debut back on the telly. They had been away for three weeks since Stephen hadn't been well. Stephen was sorting out his suit in the mirror, he keeps fiddling with his tie. Charlie then walks in and looks at him.

Charlie" You always have trouble with your ties, come here let me"

She sorts out his tie and smiles at him.

Charlie" There you go"

Stephen*smile* Thank you"

Charlie's phone then pings on the side table, she picks it up.

Charlie" It's dad him and Ant are outside, come on"

Stephen" Okay, okay I need trousers"

Charlie" I left them on the bed, where are they?"

Stephen" I don't know maybe I put them in the bathroom"

Charlie" Oh Stephen, look I'm going to gather some things, meet me downstairs"

-Text Message-

Charlie
Be right there Stephen has lost his trousers.

When they both finally made it to the car they set off.

-Studios-

Charlie and Stephen were busy rehearsing for the Ant Vs Dec segment, the lads had been forbidden to enter so it was kept secret.

Charlie" I'm so excited for tonight"

Stephen" It is going to be amazing, I've missed this"

Charlie" Me too"

-Later on-
-Makeup-

-Twitter-
@Charlie_Donnelly
Me and @StephenMulhern are back on your telly's tonight, did yah miss us? X

Charlie was sat in one of the chairs having the rest of her makeup done when Ant and her dad rush in with Stephen. She had been spinning on the chair and then hopped off of it.

-Twitter-
@CharlieDonnelly
Did anyone know takeaway is back tonight? I just can't wait!

Ant" Stephen did you know takeaway is back tonight?"

Stephen" Really no way, what is back"

Dec" Takeaway, it's back tonight at seven"

Ant" Little D, did you know Saturday Night Takeaway is back tonight"

Charlie" I did, I did, I'm so excited, Stephen, Stephen, Saturday Night Takeaway is back!"

Stephen" Oh my god is that why we are here, i knew there was a reason"

Charlie" Dad, Dad, Saturday Night Takeaway is back!"

Dec" I know, it's exciting"

All four chuckle and Ant and Dec leave to find some of the crew.

-Twitter-
@antanddec
All suited and booted!

-ShowTime-

Stephen" Ready?"

Charlie" Always"

They both come out and both come down the stairs.

Ant" Ladies and Gentlemen it's Stephen Mulhern and Charlie Donnelly"

Dec" Now we heard that you have been off sick Stephen?"

Stephen" That is right but I am better now, thanks for all your lovely messages and to my beautiful girlfriend here who looked after me"

Audience" Awwwww"

Stephen" But let's get on with the show"

Both explain what is going to happen while they then go to a ad break. Stephen runs backstage.

-Makeup-

Charlie stands while she waits for Stephen, he has now got this huge cloak on and is having his make up done. He then jumps making the make up artist jump completely.

Charlie" Stephen!"

Stephen" Sorry, sorry, alright sorry"

After the makeup is done Charlie and Stephen make their way downstairs.

-Twitter-
@Charlie_Donnelly @StephenMulhern is such a diva!

Stephen" Welcome back to your Saturday Night Takeaway and it's time for Ant Vs Dec Vs The Dark, now soon you two will enter mine and Charlie's dark box"

Charlie" No, no, no that's no what we discussed"

Dec" I'm telling you if you bring my daughter into your dark box I will smash yer face in"

All the audience chuckle.

Charlie" Now, the box will be completely dark so Ant and dad won't be able to see a thing but when they do find each other they have to press each others power button, the suit will then light up in their colour and whoever gets who first wins"

Stephen" So soon you will two will be tuned on in my dark box"

Both Donnellys close their eyes, shaking their head.

Charlie" Do you give words a time to process before you say them"

Ant" I'm with Little D on this one, carry on"

Stephen" If you want to get ready, go on"

Ant and Dec enter the dark box and you can see them but of course they can't see each other.

Stephen" Okay, ready"

Charlie" Go!"

Ant and Dec begin feeling around in the dark trying to get a sense of where they are"

Charlie"Okay, so Ant and Dad can't hide their suits as even touching the wall can set them off"

Stephen" Just whoever can get there first"

The boys scrabble around in the dark for ages and then they find each other and try to find each others buttons but do run out of time.

Charlie" Okay, so we can't count that as it was too late but we are going to put another foray seconds on the clock"

Stephen" Okay, ready and go"

Both lads then begin to scramble for each other again in the dark and just in the nick of time Ant presses Dec's button and his light flash blue. You can't see them both but you can hear them and Ant is celebrating while Dec is sighing in defeat.

Dec appears by Charlie's side and Ant who takes a while then appears.

Charlie" What's it like in there dad?"

Dec" It's literally pitch black it's so disconcerting"

Ant" I couldn't get out I couldn't find the door"

Stephen" Okay well we are going to make this slightly harder"

Then the crew come in and start wrapping bells around them both. After the crew have finished attaching bells the boys head into the box again.

Charlie" Okay so it's 1 to Ant and Dad is still to score, come on dad"

Stephen" Okay this time they only have thirty seconds, okay are you ready, get set"

Charlie" GO!"

Both lads now with bells on could be easier to locate. Dec then tries to trick Ant by ringing his bells in different directions, it does work and Ant follows the noises off the bells and Dec manages to press his button lighting his suit up red. He then charges around in the dark box.

Stephen" That was a shrewd move"

Charlie" That's how us Donnelly's do it"

Dec then comes out and shakes his wrist at Stephen and Charlie. All three are smiling and chuckling.

Charlie" Nice one dad, I would have done the same"

Dec" That's my girl"*hugs her*

Ant then appears beside Stephen.

Ant" You Donnellys, I don't doubt you would of done the same Little D"

Stephen" You watch that back you will be able to see what you looked like sneaking up on him"

Charlie" Okay next round is going to get even harder, now there will be obstacles in your way this time, but who ever gets who first will be the deciding point, so you know what to do"

Both of them rush into the dark box.

Stephen" Okay so the boys are in my dark box, now I know what you are thinking, that you want one of these, are you mad"

The audience chuckle and the boys re enter the box for the last time and now with tin cans in the way Ant manages to knock a whole stack over and run into some, Dec also manages to knock into a tower and then starts moving like a crab and grabs Ant just in time.

Stephen" Okay, now I am being told in my ear that Dec did get it in time and that it does count"

Dec then runs out all excited and pulls his daughter into a hug.

Stephen" Okay we have the deciding vote and the winner of this week is Dec!!!!"

All audience cheer and Dec continues to hug his daughter.

Charlie" Well done dad!"

Stephen" So we are back next week, so everyone is a winner"

Dec" Oh no"

Ant" No seriously it's great to have you BOTH back, Stephen Mulhern and Charlie Donnelly"

-End of the show show-

After convincing Ant and Dec that they could play the cymbal they were both sat there waiting. Only at the end do they get to ring their cymbals and they did ring them.

-Twitter-

@Charlie_Donnelly
Hope you all enjoyed the show did you miss me and @StephenMulhern, we missed you guys, also my dad is winning Ant VS Dec, as long Stephen doesn't talk about dark boxes again.

@StephenMulhern
It was so nice to be back, I can't wait for next week, me and @Charlie_Donnelly had the best time and I'm sure @antanddec enjoyed my dark box.

@Charlie_Donnelly
Please stop talking about dark boxes. @StephenMulhern @antanddec

Authors Notes
Apologies for the really really late upload. I had it all written then wanted to include some bits that took longer than i thought. Hope this chapter makes up for it. Let me know what you thought in the comments.

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