Girls Night (Chapter 29)

Qrow and Jack meet in a dark room, they both are wearing black trench coats.


Jack: "You got it?"


Qrow: "Yea." He produces a phone from his pocket. "Payment?"


Jack: "Here." He pulls out a flask that says infinite vodka on it. The two quickly trade. "Finally it is mine." Suddenly the lights turned on and Archer walked in fixing his hair and waistcoat.


Archer: "What's going on here... is that my phone?"


Qrow: "Shit!" He turned to a crow and flew away.


Jack: "You can't stop me now! I have the almighty phone of chapter creation! I can do anything! I can lewd anyone!" Archer walked over and slapped him across the face and took back his phone.


Archer: "Go away. I'll call you if I ever need a lemon writing."


Jack: "But you never do-"


Archer: "Buh-bye now." Jack leaves disgruntled. "Alright what's first? Oh yes the Girls Night chapter... wait can I even write this? I'm not a girl..."
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3rd Person


Pyrrha watched Jaune and (Y/N) leave and sighed. It was true she had agreed to have a 'Girls Night' while the Guys, all three of them, were out. She got up from her bed and made sure everything was alright in the dorm before leaving.


Entering Team RWBYs dorm was like entering a pillowy battlefield, they were everywhere. A first guess would probably be that it was to make the place more comfortable for their extra guests, a first realisation would be that Nora was hitting people with pillows.


Nora: "Pyrrha's here!" She sang out, "Girls Night has officially begun!" A pillow to the face from Yang cut her out.


Yang: "Aww yea now the fun can begin!"


Weiss: "I don't see how spreading feathers is fun." She said cross armed.


Ruby: "That's because you're the ice queen." She teased.


Blake: "It does seem rather messy..."


Pyrrha: "Does this happen all the time?"


Ruby: "Wait, don't tell me..."


Yang: "...that you three have never had..."


Nora: "...a sleepover?!" The three said one after another, all pointing at the 'offending parties'.


Weiss: "No..."


Blake: "Not really..."


Pyrrha: "No I haven't..."


Nora: "Then you've got catch up to do!"


Nora ran around, almost as fast as Ruby, setting up a white board and placing the three 'newbies' on the floor sat on pillows. She stood with a pointer and chalk, now suddenly wearing an army helmet.


Nora: "Attention!" Ruby and Yang played along saluting. "We have new recruits in the ranks and they must be trained! To begin we shall dive into the proper attire for a sleepover." She quickly drew Jaune on the board wearing his onesie. "Pyjamas are to be expected, there will soon be a moment that us all will go change into our equipment."


Yang rushes over and grabbed the chalk for a moment before stepping away.


Yang: "There are many activities that can be done on a sleepover. Pillow fights, prank calls, truth or dare, never have I ever, the list goes on, your commanding officers will discuss what activities shall be done for your first outing."


Weiss: "Don't you think you're taking this a bit seriously." She deadpanned.


Ruby: "Silence! You of course can't forget food. We will be snacking all night long! Or until we run out. Whichever comes first." She said confidently.


Nora: "Now up and at them! Get into proper attire, GO, GO, GO!"


Nora and Pyrrha ran out the dorm and back to theirs while Blake, Ruby and Yang rushed to change.


Weiss: "This is a joke right?"


Ruby: "Come on Weiss, pleaseeeeee?" Weiss stared at her leader coldly for a moment before sighing.


Weiss: "Alright."


Ruby: "Yay!"


Weiss: "You're such a kid."


{Le Timeskip brought to you by Archer smacking Jack over the head with a newspaper.}


Now fully kitted out in battle ready pyjamas, the group reconvened inside of RWBYs dorm. Nora, Ruby and Yang were all in a corner whispering about the nights activities.


Nora: "Alright, first thing is... pillow fight!"


Nora, Ruby and Yang quickly threw pillows at the unsuspecting 'newbies' landing hit after hit. The 'newbies' quickly rushed to cover.


Weiss: "Hey no fair!"


Ruby: "There is no fairness in war!"


The 'newbies' used furniture to create a makeshift trench to protect themselves. They heard the soft pat of pillows pinging onto their defences before falling harmlessly.


Blake: "This is madness!"


Pyrrha: "I know! It's hard to believe this happens at all of them!"


The pillows kept coming one after another, some breaching the makeshift defence, until, all of a sudden, the onslaught stopped.


Pyrrha: "Why did they stop?"


Blake: "They must've run out..."


The 'newbies' looked at each other and nodded. They moved from the cover and grabbed pillows, their attackers indeed having run out of ammunition now stood hands up on surrender.


Yang: "H-hey now you have all the pillows this isn't fair..." Weiss looked to her comrades and smiled.


Weiss: "What was it Ruby said?"


Blake: "There is no fairness in war."


Pyrrha: "Yes, that was it." The three 'newbies' smiled and got ready to assault.


Ruby: "Meep."


They were pillowed mercilessly.


After the pillow war settled down the group reunited for the next activity which Yang has promised would be fun.


Yang: "We're gonna prank call the guys."


Weiss: "How would that work if they've got our scroll numbers?"


Yang: "I took (Y/N)s earlier and removed my contact when he was in the shower." She said smugly.


Pyrrha: "How do you know he was in the shower?" Everyone looked at the blonde suspiciously.


Yang: "Shh, it's ringing..." she said quickly calling (Y/N).


After a few rings the call was answered and the blaring sound of music came through.


(Y/N): "Hellllllllllo! *Hic* Whhhhhooos thereeeee?"


Yang: "Oh my Oum he is so drunk! What should we say?" She said putting the microphone on mute.


Blake: "Shouldn't we have thought of that first?!"


Weiss: "I've got something!" She snatched the phone and unmuted it. "What did you do with Weiss Schnees diary?!"


(Y/N): "Yea, yea, hold your horses ice cream I'm on da phone!!!" He said distantly. "Sorrrry bout dat. I don't know a Woos Schee but if you want a diary I found Ice Queens the other day-" He started laughing suddenly. "The shit in there is almost as funny as the book under Blake's pillow... wait forget that! I promised myself I wouldn't tell anyone! Oh god I'm going to get a beating from (Y/N)..."


Blake and Weiss both looked shocked. Yang and Blake stared at each other for a moment before they rushed to Blake's bed.


Nora: "Wait, (Y/N)! Who's your favourite girl you hang out with?!" This piqued everyone's interest, even Blake and Yang stopped fighting over the now revealed 'Ninjas Of Love'.


(Y/N): "It's gotta be Jaune!" Everyone in the dorm looked dumbfounded for a second. "Wait... he's not a girl... or is he? JAUNE?! JAUNE ARE YOU A GIRL?!-" the call cut out.


Nora: "Awwww the call cutout..."


Weiss: "That dolt stole my diary!"


Yang: "Who cares! Help me get this book off Blake." The two partners continued to struggle over the book. "Ruby!"


Ruby: "You owe me cookies!" She said, quickly assisting her sister claim the book.


Blake: "Yang no!"


Yang: "Yang yes!" She started reading the book, her eyes quickly widened. "You bad kitty." Blake tackled her again.


Pyrrha: "Why don't we move on to the next activity?" She said trying to reign in the chaos with a surprising amount of success, Blake snatched back the book and hugged it to her chest.


Ruby: "Oh I know, let's play truth or dare!"


Nora: "Yea! Alright, Weiss, truth or dare!"


Weiss: "I shall of course pick truth."


Nora: "Oh, uhh, I got nothing..."


Ruby: "Oh! Oh! Are we super besties?!"


Weiss: "I wouldn't go that far..." Ruby pouted. "Hmm, Yang, truth or dare?"


Yang: "Dare!"


Weiss: "I dare you to go get my diary back."


Ruby: "Booo!"


Nora: "That's lame!"


Yang: "Gotta think of a better one than that, Ice Queen."


Weiss: "Alright... I dare you to... kiss... (Y/N) next time you see him!"


Yang: "Alright."


Weiss: "What? But in all the films I've ever seen that usually makes someone hesitant."


Yang: "Unluckily for you I'm not that kinda person. Besides it's not like he's unattractive."


Nora: "Ohoho, has someone got a bit of a crush?"


Yang: "I suppose, maybe. I would just kiss the guy is all I'm saying."


Pyrrha: "Is that what you do when you're with him then?" She asked, the two other so called 'protectors' also seemed eager to know.


Yang: "Eh? Oh no, we usually just chill, avoid homework and definitely don't drink."


Ruby: "But I thought I took all of that, it's bad stuff. I don't want (Y/N) to drink like Uncle Qrow..."


Yang: "You know thinking about it they act quite similarly..." The two thought for a moment.


Meanwhile (Y/N) is banging Neo and Qrow is banging a bar maid, both sneeze in the two separate kingdoms.


Ruby: "It's probably nothing, anyway Yang your turn!" She said dismissively.


Yang: "Alright Nora, so interested in my love life, what about yours?"


Nora: "Oh you mean me and Ren? I MEAN NOT ME AND REN! IT'S NOT AS IF WE'RE DATING OR ANYTHING!"


All the girls aside Nora began to laugh at the hasty denial.


Nora: "Hmph, fine, If you want to be like that then I have a dare for everyone! All of us have to ask our crushes to the dance." She said rubbing her chin evilly.


Ruby: "Wha?! What?!"


Weiss: "I accept."


Yang: "You're on!"


Blake: "I suppose so."


Pyrrha: "Alright then."


Nora: "Yes! So who are everyone's-" There was a loud crash bang from the dorm across the hall.


Pyrrha: "That will probably be the boys... I suppose we should go."


Nora: "But wait I want to know!" She said whining as Pyrrha dragged her to the door.


Yang: "We'll all say on three... one... two..."


W/N/R/P/B/Y: "Neptune/Ren/(Y/N)"


Nora: "This just got awkward..."


[Archer: "That's how this harem starts not with a bang but more a awkward reveal... I want to shoot myself. See Ya!"]

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