Don't know how but I managed to screw it up instantly. Like okay I wanted to die soo badly but this was just record time like wow.

I can't believe that just happened.

No freaking way.

Like no!

This was way too fast and painful.... AND didn't even work at all.

This is bullshit!

The moment I somehow found my way to what looks like the main area where villains gather aka a bar, my thoughts went straight up to drown myself in alcohol. Like I had literally the urge to do that. I would have actually loved to do that if not for the one grumpy person with skin problems.

It was definitely not because I just walked im, sat down and asked this misty guy for something strong. Nope not at all.

What's his problem?!

Why couldn't he just give me a drink?

Like dude....

I needed it more than your crusty bitch ass!

So what happened you ask?

Well I DIED OF COURSE!

What did you expect else?

But Oh!

I couldn't stay dead nooooo!

I somehow woke up and dashed again down to that room. Then grabbed the whiskey out of the crusty bitches hand.

??? : The fucking hell?

Oho no!

This is mine now!

You desintegrated me earlier!

You owe me this!

So shut up!

Me: Go on! Disintegrate me! Come on! I dare you and if you do it. Do it right bitch! It hurts like hell!

?? ? : ....

Cat got your tongue or something?

Earlier you screamed at me for being a useless NPC!

Oh look who is the NPC now!

That was actually all that it took to quiet that man down. The first time I died because he used his quirk on me but he did that to my face and it hurt like a bisch! It didn't felt good and I definitely preferred drowning over that.

Hawks: How did... You died right?

No, I just tried it out for fun?

Of course I died!

I got my whole face desintegrated!

It hurts like hell man!

Me: Congrats Sherlock!

Hawks: Kurogiri can you get him something strong.

Thanks someone with brains here!

Me: Preferable if it could kill me.

??? : You bringing in strangers now damn chicken.

I would say he is a rooster or urban pigeon.

You see that man?

He is only hot muscles and bones.

There is no fat and a chick is female too.

You should get your eyes checked out.

I think they gone bad.

Me: Oh shut up you NPC. He has some brains compared to you.

??? : Watch me integrate you!

Me: Sure.

Before he knew what was going on I took the mans hand and pressed it at my chest. The moment my clothes started to integrate was also the moment I felt someone pulling me from behind away from the hand.

Oh come on!

Why can't you let me?

Hawks: You died once at his hands. How about not doing it again.

Me: Why? This time it could work.

Like maybe if he kills my heart in time... that could work!

Hawks: Izuku no.

Me: Izuku yes.

Hawks: Damn no.

Me: *Sigh* then let me drown in alcohol at least.

Kurogiri or whatever the mist guy was called was about to pour me a drink in the glass that I just stole but I simply took the drink out of the mans hand and started drinking it.

Hawks: *Sigh*

??? : The fuck is that?

Me: I am not a that, thank you very much.

Hawks: He belongs to me.

Me: I belong to no one.

Hawks: Ignore him.

Me: Hey!

Hawks: Call me if he does anything stupid and don't disintegrate him! He has an immortality quirk. You won't know you did it but he will.

??? : Sounds like a good nomu.

What the hell is a nomu?

Can it kill me?

If so, can you get it to me?

Please?!

Hawks: No. If you do that, you dead. I am warning you.

I saw a feather making zish noises in front of me and only stop millimeters away from his eye. That was some pretty good threat if you asked me but I was too busy drowning in this vodka. I knew this wasn't whiskey but vodka since this was a lot stronger than the first drink.

Kurogiri: You might want to stop drinking Izuku.

Me: Meh.

Why should I?

My life is meaningless after all!

Hawks: What did you give him?

Kurogiri: The strongest vodka I got.

No wonder this tastes different than the whiskey I got from Crusty Dusty Fairy Bitch!

Hawks: Shit!

Well besides that I just gulped down the whole bottle and it was supposed to kill me I felt pretty fine.

I should feel frunk by now or any effect....

NOOOOOOO.....

It can't be!

Me: Shit. Can't even get drunk nor die on this.

For some reason I felt as if I drank only water nothing else and that fact pissed me off. This was ridiculous. How many times did I tried to die today?

Ah yeah TOO MANY FREAKING TIMES!

If life was a joke, I was sure I would hit the comedy award by now. This was just utterly ridiculous and I was just getting more and more furious.

Me: You got something stronger?

??? : How about poison?

Hawks: Shigaraki!

Me: Good idea! You have some?

Kurogiri: No.

Hawks: Nooo!

Me: aww why not?

Hawks: You just drank that whole bottle and you still alive.

Me: I am also not drunk yet.

Hawks: I don't want to know how you are like when you get drunk.

Kurogiri: I guess no more drink for you or you would drink everything away like water.

Me: Probably.