How dissapointing....

When I woke up, I was chained to a bed which surprised me a lot. Just think about it. I just woke up and tried to move only to find myself not able to do that and hear the rustling of chains.

Me: FUCKING ROOSTER!!!

That was the first thing I did. Yes, I screamed at the top of my lungs without any regrets and as to come by like a loyal puppy who just was called, I could tell that he came over to me. I could hear the floor creeking and I saw him come over. 

Not only was I chained to a bed but I found myself also in a shabby room on a dirty and smelly bed which had blood stain all over it. It was enough to see something dark red nearly black to know that it was blood on the bed. However since I didn't feel any pain, that only meant that it wasn't mine which was rather unfortunately.

Hawks: Ohh someone woke up with the wrong foot today huh.

Me: Get me off these chains and I'll show you.

Hawks: You mean you will try get me to kill ya again.

Me: Yes. 

Hawks: Kiddo, that is not how life works.

Me: Screw you! Who are you to tell what I can and can't do.

Hawks: For one, the villain who just kidnapped you and second the one person who took a liking to you.

Me: You? Me? HAH! Dream on.

Hawks: Ohh my. You will accept me one day and to that day, I will gladly help you stay alive.

Me: You don't even know me! Why would you even fall for me?

Hawks: Call it love at first sight.

Me: I call it perversion and obssession.

Hawks: You have a sharp tongue, did anyone ever tell you that feathers?

Me: No. Now get me off these chains.

Hawks: Nope. You calm down first.

Me: I AM FUCKING CALM!

Hawks: Says the one who is screaming.

Me: *Sigh* Then at least get me something to drink. 

Hawks: Sure.

With that I saw him coming over with a glass of water which seemed like he prepared it a long time ago. Anyways he offered it to me and helped me a bit up while still being chained. I was so thirsty I didn't even think twice what he was giving me. Only after I started caughing up blood, I knew that he had given me some kind of poison.

Me: *Bloody Cough* For real?

Hawks: You begged for it after all.

Me: *Bloody Cough* What's with love at first sight?

Hawks: Don't you remember? You said you killed yourself. Now I am just putting my theory under test. Now have a nice sleep feathers.

That was all I could hear before blacking out and just moments later waking up again in the same bed, chained to it.

Me: YOU FRIED CHICKEN! HOW DARE YOU POISON ME!

Hawks: Oh... so it is true.

Me: You!

Hawks: Seems like you have an imortality quirk.

Me: Is that for real now?

Hawks: Yup.

Me: *Sigh* So what if I have?

Hawks: Makes you just more interresting.

Me: As if.

Hawks: Ohh but feathers, you are quite interresting to me. 

Me: First confessing and then poisoning... am I some kind of fucking game to you?

Hawks: But I haven't done a thing for now.

Me: But you planed it.

Hawks: I did. How should I say it, I was jus-

Me: Just putting a theory under test. yeah yeah yeah. I heard that one.

Hawks: Now are you hungry?

Me: You got some more poison for me?

Hawks: No but now you know that poison doesn't work on you.

Me: ..... No joke.

Hawks: Soo how you feeling about a bucket of chicken.

Me: Not hungry.

Hawks: Ohh but I have you starving feathers.

Me: Are you eating chicken right now?

I could see from the corner of my eyes that that damn bird was sitting close to a table with a huge bucket filled with chicken and he was even enjoying it too.

Hawks: Yes and it is delicious.

Me: You a damn canibal or something?

Hawks: You want me to be one. I can devoure you any time.

Me: ..... Nope. I am good, I'll take a chicken.

Hawks: Nice choise.

He wasn't moving away from his table but I could hear a clicking sound and that was when I could stand up and get out of the bed. It was only then that I saw all the feathers in the room. He had like 13 pointed at me and if I didn't know these were sharp as heck and could kill me, I would feel a lot better. Still I wanted to die and the bitterness of knowing there were sharp things that could kill me but someone refused to do soo was welll it was fucking great.

Me: You wanna pierce me to death or something?

Hawks: No, besides you would survive that anyways.

Me: Probably... Bleeding out is nothing to me..

Hawks: So what did you try out my darling feathers.

Me: First off not your darling and second a couple of things.

Hawks: Here you go say aaaahhh!

Me: My hands are not hurt. I can feed myself pretty find.

Hawks: What were you saying?

Yeah this chicken definitelly was crazy cause he used his feather to pull the chains on my hand back so I couldn't grab a piece of chicken. Instead I could see how much fun it was for him to do this and force me to eat the chicken in his hand. You know I would rather put my head into the bucked and it the chicken like a damn animal than do this embarrassing thing from someone who just poisoned me... or was about to poison me.

Hawks: Come on. Take it. It's not poisoned.

Even if I didn't wanted to eat it, the moment I opened my mouth to say something, he shoved it into my mouth. Well guess what, I wasn't hungry. So I spit it right back into his face.

Me: I said. I. Am. Not. Hungry.

Hawks: ... you know that this was rude.

Me: So what? You chained me and poisoned me.

Hawks: You begged me before to kill you now you have a gudge on me for trying?

Me: You didn't even try! You just experimented on me.

Hawks: It was a valid try because that was the world deadliest poison.

Me: ...... Okay good I can't say anything against that.

Hawks: Now want another try? We have enough chicken to try this over and over or you be a good boy and eat it.

Me: I'll eat.


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