At least I tried... right?

It's been just a couple of days that I've been with the LOV and they were pretty nice I had to say. At first I thought they were weird and yes they were in their own kind of way but somehow they never let me go out if their sight.

I still don't get why you guys had to watch over me.

Not as if you would remember if anything happens at all or something like that.

Even if I died....

I would still wake up again...

A CURESE!

A FREAKING CURSE!

But it has its peaks too.

It wasn't really that much of a surprise. I did try to kill myself, wait no, that's not right here. I killed myself soo many times in front of them but they just don't know it.

Besides that I tried everything. I got burned by Dabi after making sure I was drenched in benzine and then had Toga go for him while I threw myself in between them. The outcome wasn't pretty and ut hurt like hell.

Well drowning was out of my list anyways as well as jumping.

Toga did stab me a couple if times now and I only bleed out like13 times because of her. Not a biggy at all. Tho I ne d to say she was nice and refused to do it first but that didn't hold on long. After a bit of pursuing she gave in pretty easily and so we tried a couple of things but nothing worked.

My head got served too, I don't remember how anymore sibce ut was immediately the second day I was with them. Didn't work anyways and the way it hurt afterwards was lesson on its own.

I git shot due to a hero confusion me as a villain while I was out to help Kurogiri shop... Yeah not even heroes have brains anymore.

I was even dressed up like a civilian and the man aka know as Snipe just went pew pew on me. Thankfully Kurogiri got me out of there safe and sound with well  3 bullets in my chest. One of them had to be a clean shot through my chest and lung which in the end made me die.

Not that it killed ne or anything like that. I am still alive, kicking and being sassily annoying.

Then I got smashed by their nomu which is a nightmare on its own. Did you ever see that thing? It's mire than grotesque and for some reason it was thinking I was a snack. It didn't listen to that Crusty Fairy at all and smash d me against the wall. Well if you know how a flat tire looks like... I felt that way on soo many levels.

On the list of how I died was also food poisoning. Didn't worked that well but I managed to grab some venom I found or more like something for dish washing or cleaning. ... Might Lso have been bleach. Anyways, I chucked the whole 2.5L bottle down in one go before anyone saw me do that. Right after that, it took a bit, but I ended up feeling sick and then collapsed only to wake up again before I did that.

Well my list was pretty long. I tried soo many things out and the LOV doesn't even have a clue about it at all. However there was one thing that I always remembered. No matter how many times I died it was Hawks who found me. He was also the one crying over me before I blacked out.

Hawks: What you thinking feathers?

Me: Nothing much.

Hawks: Wanna go out with me?

Me: With you?

Hawks: Yup.

Sure why not?

It's not as I can die anyways.

I wonder where you wanna go tho.

It's been like a couple of weeks I was with them and I found it funny how they tried their best to make the whole base suicide proof. If they only knew how much they failed and how creative I got with killing myself.

For example I hsed a fork once. Didn't work but it was soo worth a try anyways.

Hawks: I wanted to show you our city from above.

Shiggy: You sure that a good idea.

Hawks: I'll have him in my arms.

As if I didn't manage to get you to drop me once too...

But continue.

Shiggy: Just make sure our tactician won't die..

Only cause your plans are shitty doesn't mean mine are great.

Besides you guys give me food, vloths as well as a warm place to stay... I have to do at least something.

Not as if I can't fight at all... Welp not that you would even trust me in a fight anyways with how many times I tried.

Still now I know it hopeless to try more.

I tried everything after all.

... Sigh....

What shitty luck I have.

...

Not really since you guys are a bunch of crazy sociopaths and I am loving it.

Well I am probably more of a psycho then you all.

Guess we fit together.

Hawks: Don't worry he safe with me and even if I drop him there will be a sea below him.

Shiggy: Dumb chicken.

Toga: Can I come with you!

Hawks: Nope.

Toga: Why not?

Kurogiri: Toga it's a date.

Toga: A date? Wait that chicken likes my cute fluffy bunny?

Me: I am not a bunny.

Toga: Your fluffy hair says otherwise.

Me: Still why bunny? Do I look like one? And even if you have yo comparr may hair yo anything then it should be a bush and not a bunny.

Toga: Nah-ah! It's soo fluffy like the fur of a rabbit and you cute.

Me: I am not.

Hawks: Hahahaha sure tho you will always be my feathers.

Me: Better than bunny.

Hawks: Anyways we'll go out once the sun is starting to set down for safety reasons.

Me: kay...

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