Synopsis:

Simps: Aggressivekouji just want to sleep! Let him sleep!

Luca: No.

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After destroying the White Room from the inside and eradicate my bothersome 'father' I decided to enroll in the Advanced Nurturing High School. I heard from Ichika that she'll join the next year, so I'll wait for her and her cute antics and comfy thighs.

I want a rather peaceful life, but it's not like I can avoid problems, so I'll probably just conquer everything and leave the work to others.

Anyway, I'm feeling quite sleepy, and the chair of the bus is pretty comfortable, so I'll take a quick nap before arriving at school.

Kushida: "Excuse me, but shouldn't you offer up your seat to the old woman?"

Huh? Who the fuck is interrupting my nap? As I open my eyes I see a pretty girl talking to a smirking blonde boy.

Koenji: "That's a really crazy question, pretty girl. Why should I offer up my seat to someone else?"

Don't tell me they're going on a rant.

Kushida: "The lady here seems to have problems standing up, so I think you-"

Like hell they're going to interrupt my sweet nap.

Ayano: "Hey you two, can't you keep it down? You're fucking annoying."

The cute girl flinches and the blonde boy didn't react at all, but his smirk disappears and he's looking at me.

Kushida: "I-I just wanted to help-"

Ayano: "As I care, shut up now or I'll pummel you on the floor, bitch."

The cute girl has a sad look on her face and she apology to the old hag. When she looks at me sideways I notice her anger at me, even though her face doesn't show it. I decide to glare at her and she seems taken aback and shivers.

I like it more, a scared expression on a nice person is always amusing. Though I highly doubt this girl is as nice as she wants to look, but I don't matter enough to investigate.

I notice someone looking at me besides me, but I have a feeling telling me to not look at that person, as it'll be troublesome.

As I was about to close my eyes to finally rest, the bus arrives at school. I swear if I'm ever alone with that girl I'll choke her up until she faints.

I got out of the bus. My goal at this school, sleep peacefully. If someone dares to threaten that, I'll destroy them.

Horikita: "Wait!"

Wow, that was fast. I'm just going to ignore her. I walk past this black-haired girl. Her stern look, her posture, everything gives me a 'trouble' feeling. I don't want to be near her at all.

Horikita: "I told you to wait!"

As she grabs my sleeve, I decided that I had enough and grab her head to smash it on the ground, leaving her unconscious.

Ayano: "Know your place, bitch."

Oh my myself, this school is full of annoying bitches. I wonder if the boys will be as idiotic as that blondie dumbass.

The entrance ceremony was so boring that I slept. I'll thank Pres later for that.

I enter my class and the feeling of being observed is the first thing I notice, so I guess there are cameras all around the classroom.

I'm in Class C. It seems most of my future too- classmates haven't arrived yet. I notice that the seats have nameplates with our names, but it's not like I care. I take the seat of someone named 'Yamada Albert'. It was at the back of the classroom, where I can observe everyone, so I choose it by chance. Sorry, not sorry Albert-chan.

As I get comfortable in my new Desk-chan, I see a big guy getting closer to me. His psyche is impressive I must say.

Albert: "Excuse me, but you're sitting on my seat." he said in English.

Our classmates pay attention to us as expecting me to back down. Hah, mongrels.

Ayano: "Huh? So what? I'm Ayanokouji, just search my nameplate and seat there. Now get lost."

[A/N: I feel so bad writing this ahhhhhhhhh :'( honestly, I don't like to write Albert or Hiyori getting verbally abused, but I have to, this is Aggresivekouji after all, but I still feel bad, it's strange xD]

The atmosphere gets tense, but this Albert guy complies whatsoever, so no one has a say on this matter. He seems physically capable, he'll be useful if I need someone to take care of annoying beings.

After a few minutes, the desk beside me moves and I see a cute silver-haired girl sitting next to me. She looks at me and softly waves her hand with an innocent smile.

Hiyori: "Good morning, my name is Shiina Hiyori, nice to meet you."

Ayano: "Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, not nice to meet you." I say to her in a threatening voice that takes her back from surprise and her smile is replaced with a sad and scared look.

Hiyori: "I-I'm s-sorry..." she says and starts to sob quietly. Not like I feel bad at all. I've seen countless children breaking down in the White Room. See someone cry because I spoke harshly won't flatter me.

Ayano: "Hays. Sorry Hiyori, today I woke up in a bad mood and I spoke harshly to you even though you did nothing. I apologize."

She looks at me surprised, and then wipes her tears and smiles at me.

Hiyori: "I understand Ayanokouji-kun. I accept your apologies and I hope we can become good friends." she answers.

I decided to apologize and get on her good side as her thighs seem sleepable. If I'm on friendly terms with her she may let me take a nap there.

Hiyori decides to read a book for the moment and I close my eyes wanting to sleep.

Ryuuen: "Kukuku."

FUCK THIS!!! THE WORLD DON'T FUCKING LET ME SLEEP!!! IS THIS ON PURPOSE?!?!? WHO THE FUCK IS DOING THIS??!!?!?

Luca: 'Hehe~'

Ryuuen: "We all are gonna be classmates for the next three years, how 'bout we introduce ourselves?"

Some students voice their agreement, although this student seems like a delinquent, so they seemed doubtful.

Ryuuen: "Call me Ryuuen. I'll be the class representative, got it?"

Ishizaki: "Hey! Who do you think you're to decide that on your own?! That's decided with a class poll!"

Ryuuen: "Yeah? So what're you gonna do about it?"

This green-haired classmate stands up and moves towards Ryuuen, when he was about to punch him on the face, but-

Ishizaki: "Agh!"

Ryuuen evades the attack and kicks the shit out of him, making the green-haired classmate fell on the floor.

Ryuuen: "Anyone else has something to say?" most of our classmates are too scared to even talk, but there are a few that remain unfazed.

A pretty girl with short hair stands up and starts to complain. They're becoming too annoying. Just when they were about to fight, I decided to intervene to finally stop this quarrel.

Ayano: "God, how annoying can you people be? Let me fucking sleep morons." I say as I stand up. I notice Hiyori has a worried look.

Ibuki: "Huh?! Who do you think you are?!"

Ryuuen looks towards Desk-chan.

Ryuuen: "Albert Yamada, huh? You want to oppose me as well? Kukuku."

Ayano: "Do I have an Albert's face?"

Ryuuen: "So you want to be the representative as well?"

Ayano: "I don't give a shit about it. I'm just saying that if you two don't shut up, I'll shut you down."

Ryuuen: "Kukuku, well see."

Ibuki: "Tch."

Ryuuen approaches me and throws a punch, but it was a feint and he actually tries to kick my head with his left leg. I grab his leg and throw him against the green-haired classmate.

Before Tomboy can do anything I grab her from the neck and slam her on the floor, choking her. I expected her face to become blue because of the lack of oxygen, but for some reason, she blushes and her cheeks redden.

Ibuki: 'Mhm~ T-This isn't half bad... Wait, what am I thinking?!'

As this situation was too bothering and weird I just stopped there and headed back to Desk-chan. Hiyori looks at me scared, but I wink at her and she calms down. Most of my classmates' eyes are on me, surprised by the display of strength I just did, but I don't care about the attention, I just want to sleep.

When I rest my head on my arms and close my eyes, I finally slee-

RIIIIIIIIING 

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

I slam Desk-chan and get up to head out of the classroom, but an old virgin with glasses and a stern look stops me.

Sakagami: "Go to your seat, homeroom is about to start."

Ayano: "Tch."

I go back to Desk-chan and then the teacher starts to speak.

Sakagami: "Good morning students. Bla bla bla. Points are allotted on the first day of every month. The school should already have provided you with 100.000 points. With points, you can buy everything on campus. This school qualifies you based on your merits. Any question?"

(You already know the speech, and I didn't want to write it all again, so I just wrote the important info :3)

In the middle of the class uproar. I look around and it seems like the only ones suspicious about this are that Ryuuen guy and the cute Hiyori. I decide to raise my hand because I'd rather hear my own voice than those annoying yells of my classmates.

Ayano: "Sensei, the way you worded the points explanation seems strange. Does it mean that we'll get 100.000 points every month or that only this time we'll receive 100k points, while next month it will be less?"

At my question, my classmates look at me dumbfounded and start to think about it. While they're at it, realizing the things, the teacher smirks at my remark.

Sakagami: "I'm impressed. I can't disclose the information, but I can give you a warning. Be careful."

With that lame warning, the old virgin teacher gets out of the classroom with an unbreakable smile on his face.

I slam Desk-chan (and she asks for more) to gather the attention of my dumbstruck classmates.

Ayano: "Hear me out maggots, it seems like our 100k currency isn't secured, and if I catch what sensei said, we're being evaluated by our merit, meaning that we have to behave on class."

The class looks impressed at such a simple thing. I mean, are they deaf? All they had to do was listen to the teacher and connect the dots, even an idiot could do it.

Ayano: "I don't care about what you do with your life, but if the next month we receive less than 50k points I'm gonna smash every single one of you. That includes you, Hiyori. No matter who you're I'll punish you. Now I'm gonna sleep, don't bother me."

I leave the classroom for now as I'm really tired and I need to sleep. My next objective will be thicc thighs. A girl with strawberry hair seemed like a good option. Maybe I'll exchange information for it.

Third Person POV

After our supreme lord Ayanokouji Kiyopon left the classroom, his classmates were thinking this.

Boys and half girls: 'That guy is scary, but he also seems very cunning. If what he said is true we may be able to save a lot of points. But even if it's not true, I don't want to get pummeled like those three guys.' they thought while shivering.

Other half girls: 'Kyaaaa~!! What was that?! He's so cool, strong, and smart!! I want to be punished by him~' they thought shivering but for another reason.

Luca: 'Me too~ Wait, why am I writing this?' idk lol.

Ryuuen: 'That guy. He defeated me like I was nothing, and he also seems to not be only strong, but also smart. Kukuku, it'll be fun to destroy him.' he wrongly thought his last words.

Hiyori: 'Ayanokouji-kun seems like a very cunning and smart student to be able to notice that, but I don't like at all how violent he is. I'll do my best to change him!' she thought with a new goal.

Ibuki: 'Ayanokouji Kiyotaka... Ayanokouji-sama... Kiyotaka-sama... Mhm... Yeah, Kiyotaka-sama sounds better.' thought Hornibuki about her new crush.

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2138 words
13/jul/2021

So? How was it? Nice banana or awful banana? Watashi kininarimasu!

Should I continue this?

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graphic design is my passion

I know I'm the best pic editor, you don't have to say it, you'll make me blush~

Thanks for reading!