Halloween was yesterday! it was the first good Halloween I've had for a long ass time lmao.

MOST

Belch
Victor
Henry
Patrick

LEAST

reasoning:
most: I feel as is belch is the most loving and domesticated one of the gang, so I chose him to want kids the most.

least: it's Patrick. he killed his little brother and has ?solipsism?(not sure if that's the exact one) so, he ain't gonna want to bring a child into the world.