Sir Pentious would admit, he did adore all the attention dating the infamous radio demon brought him, but that was becoming all the perks of having a relationship with the deer demon. He supposed the deer made a good source of warmth at night, but it was becoming continuously more frustrating having to ask to touch him every night. Alastor insisted on treating the egg boi's like children, always getting upset and scolding him when he let one of them crack, even though he could simply make more and there were way to many for him to keep up with. The worst part is he was much to overbearing! If he was in a turf war and Cherri Bomb happened to show up, Alastor would be there in an instant! Some people might appreciate the assistance, but Sir Pentious did not.

Currently Alastor was in the kitchen cooking, of course he was, he always loved cooking for them, Sir Pentious almost felt guilty for what he was about to do. "Alastor" Sir Pentious hisses out, almost chuckling at how Alastor's ears and tail raised up when he got his attention, he could admit, the sight was rather cute. Alastor turns off the stove and turns to look at his beloved snake demon with a wide smile on his face "what is it darling? If you're worried about dinner it shall be ready rather soon!" Alastor chirps. Sir Pentious felt his heart clench, could he really do this? Yes, yes he could, Alastor was just to overbearing for Pentious to stand anymore! He glares at the other "it's time that this relationship ended, you're much to overbearing!" Sir Pentious declares. His self assurance breaks as he sees the look of heartbreak in the red demons eyes, yet that smile never falters. He unties the apron from his waist, placing it in Pentious hand before teleporting without a word, leaving Pentious to think about what he just did.

Back at the hotel, Alastor was sitting hunched over the bar, tears threatening to fall down his face as he let everything sink in. Soft sobs escaped the broken overlord as his dear friend Husk slid his a bottle of whiskey, to which he gave a grateful smile before accepting the alcohol. Angel joined the two as he sat next to the deer, holding out a tissue that the deer gratefully accepted to wipe his face. The two consulted him, reminding him that he was too good for the overlord wannabe. While this did help lighten up his mood, he was still devastated at what happened. Angel was pissed that the stupid snake thought he was to good for the deer, and decided to prove him wrong.

Before the shorter demon had time to register what was happening, Angel was dragging him up to his room and shut the door. Alastor glared at the spider and emitted radio static only to be interrupted as red fabric was shoved into his arms, "put that on and come right out smiles" Angel says bluntly before looking through makeup. Alastor huffs before giving in and walking behind the curtain in Angel's room to change, removing his coat and unbuttoning his shirt, then finally removing his pants. His cheeks turned scarlet as he looked at the red satin dress that showed just a bit to much for his liking, but slipped it on to please the tall spider demon. Angel whistles as Alastor steps out from behind the curtain, "damn Al, ya one sexy motha fucker in that dress! Now come over here so I can do ya makeup doll" Angel calls out gesturing with his claw. Alastor reluctantly complied, sitting in front of the large mirror as Angel applied red blush to his cheeks, then a silver necklace with ruby's was wrapped around his neck. Alastor had to admit, he did look rather nice, though he was still rather flustered to be dolled up like this.

  Angel ended up dragging the poor crimson sinner to a night club, when asked why, all he got in response was "we're gonna show that snake you don't need his sorry ass!" So Alastor was just standing aside, sipping a whiskey and observing, not really interested in the way everyone dances. He was rather surprised however when swarms of men gathered around him asking for dances, to which Alastor politely declined, but it seems they weren't willing to take no for an answer. He felt claws grip both of his wrist, arms wrapping around his shoulders and waist, he growls as he prepares to attack, only to be interrupted by the last two people he expecting to come to his rescue. 

  "Hey get outta 'ere! Go on scram!" Valentino's voice boomed out amongst the crowd, him and Vox pushing through the crowd and tearing the men off Alastor, Alastor had never been so happy to see the two in his whole afterlife. "Well would ya look at that Val, looks like we got our selfs a dolled up lil doe~" Vox purrs leaning up against the wall, Val joining him on the other side, "seems like it Voxxy~" the pimp agrees. Alastor never felt his face turn so red before, not even Pentious could make him feel so flustered, "yes well I'm simply here because of Angel so if you'll kindly-" he was cut off as gentle claws pinch his ears. He turns even more red as a groan escapes his mouth, tail wagging crazy under his dress, it was an absolute delight of a sight to the V's.

  "So this is what I get! I was nothing but faithful and I see you slutting away immediately after our breakup!" Sir Pentious voice snapped Alastor out of his trance, making the two V's growl with anger as they glared at the serpent. Sir Pentious chuckles nervously as he sees the two V's, "friends! There seems to be a huge misunderstanding! You see Alastor and I-" he cuts himself off as he looks up at the karaoke machine up on stage. "Perhaps, this shall be more affective" he decided slithering up the stage.
 
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Pentious: I have to sing?
Author-chan: you'll do it or I stop writing stories with you.
Pentious
Alastor
Both
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You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' that dirt all on my name
'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd call you out
You've been going round, going round, going round every party in Hell
'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd be at one, oh
I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine, oh
And now I'm all up on ya, what you expect?
But you're not coming home with me tonight

Alastor interrupted him as he grabs the second microphone, his eyes burn with fury. Angel whistles and claps "tell em off Al!" he encourages. Vox and Val watch with interest, having not known the two were ever dating. Alastor pushes Pentious down as he starts the next set of lyrics, he didn't know the song, but he was nothing if not adaptable.

You just want attention, you don't want my heart
Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new
Yeah, you just want attention, I knew from the start
You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you

Pentious picks himself up and glares back at Alastor, it seemed it was a music battle the dear was after. Alright, if it was a music battle Alastor was after, it was a music battle he would get!

you've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwing that dirt all on my name
'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd call you out
Baby, now that we're, now that we're, now that we're right here standing face-to-face
You already know, already know, already know that you won, oh
I know that dress is karma (dress is karma) , perfume regret
You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine (you got me thinking 'bout when you were mine)
And now I'm all up on ya (all up on ya), what you expect? (oh baby)
But you're not coming home with me tonight (oh no)
You just want attention, you don't want my heart
Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new
Yeah, you just want attention, I knew from the start
You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you, oh
What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh?
(What are you doin'?)
What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh?
(What are you doin'?)
What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh?
(What are you doin'?)
What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh?
I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine
And now I'm all up on ya, what you expect?
But you're not coming home with me tonight
You just want attention, you don't want my heart
Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new
Yeah, you just want attention, I knew from the start
You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you (over you)
What are you doin' to me? (hey) what are you doin', huh? (what are you doin', what?)
(What are you doin', to me? What are you doin', huh?)
(What are you doin', to me? What are you doin', huh?)
(What are you doin' to me, what are you doin', huh?)

  Alastor scowls down at Pentious, fresh tears stung both their eyes, Alastor being frustrated and simply done with all of Pentious bullshit, he quickly left the club with quick steps. Pentious didn't go after him as he finally processed all he let go, sure Alastor could be smothering, but it was because he loved the snake, and he let him go. Outside the club, Alastor was shivering as it was one of the colder nights in hell, but he couldn't bring himself to care, his emotions were shot and he simply wanted to return home. He was surprised when he felt a light coat be placed over his shoulders, providing a slight warmth, turning his head, he gasped as he saw the two V's again, Vox without his tacky coat as it was placed over him. "We uh...well we saw ya leavin' the club and..." Vox starts, "can't let a pretty lil thang like you catchin' cold now can we?" Valentino finishes for him. Alastor smiles softly, his cheeks heat up as he nods at the two V's...maybe they aren't as bad as he thought they were.