((Hawks Point of View))

The kids had really started to see how Dabi was once he warmed up to them. He loves them all except the grape boy, he calls everyone by their given nicknames, he's actually pretty fun and his energy is phenomenal. He also likes to use memes in class. Once, he told the whole class he'd adopt Bakugou. He also said:

"I've only known this Anger Issues Pomeranian for a week but if anything happens to him, I'd murder everyone in the room and then myself."

Bakugou was pleased about that. Speaking of school, I still have to wake up Dabi. I walked to his room and opened the door. He was fast asleep, without his shirt. He had a way too big black sweater and gym shorts. The sweater wasn't even ON. It was over his head, like he had tried to put it on but fell asleep in the process. I blushed once I realized I was staring and shook him awake.

"It's time for school!" I cheerfully shook him.

"W-What? I'm not a child..." He rolled over. I rolled my eyes.

"OH FUCK, I'M A TEACHER" He sat up fast. I laughed at his stupidity. He rolled off the bed and landed on his stomach.

C R A C K

Dabi immediately stood up. His phone was on the floor. The screen was cracked. He inhaled and exhaled, probably trying not to pull a Bakugou.

"I can just pull in a few favors and have someone fix it. It's fine"

"Alright!" I left the room so he could get ready.

While I was making breakfast sandwiches Dabi came out of his room. His usually white shirt was now pink. I snickered

"What did you do?" He groaned

"..." I remembered I put one red sock inside because I was too lazy to start the washer again for one sock "W h o o p s"

He went back to his room and changed into one of the UA suits, like the kids wear. He usually refused to wear it. I have to admit, it looks good on him. We decided to walk to UA because we could stop at the doughnut shop. We chatted while we walked. A car beeped at Dabi because he was grumpy and refusing to walk fast. It kept bothering him. Clearly it was some kind of reporter, heading to UA. After the fifth beep, Dabi turned

"FUCK YOU DICKWAD" He screamed and shook his fist. I had to drag him away.

"I'm so sorry I apologize for him-" I shouted

"FUCK YOU" He shouted again as I hauled him up the street. We stopped at the doughnut shop and got doughnuts. We were late to class because Dabi was staring into the pet store, wanting to get a puppy. When we got there, Kirishima was screaming with Kaminari and Sero and they were bunched up against the wall. There was a FUCKING HUGE TARANTULA-SPIDER. I yelped and moved away. Dabi glared at it.

"You disgust me."

It lunged at him. He burnt it to a crisp. It fell to the floor, smoking and shriveling. Dabi gagged and went to the corner he usually sits in. Kaminari finally got brave enough to come over to where we were sitting and eating doughnuts.

"Did you know doughnut starts with a D, ends with a nut, and has a hole?"

I carefully put my doughnut down. Dabi had finally had enough

"DIE" He screamed and I grabbed him around the waist as he lunged for the child.

Kaminari recoiled and ran behind Shinsou who I strongly think is his boyfriend.

Dabi struggled in my grip before he gave up

"I want to go home...Today is horrible..." He whined in my arms. I wrapped a wing around him and he snuggled under the feathers.

"Aw! You guys are so cute and manly!" Kirishima grinned

"I guess when everyone else comes, we'll watch a movie!" Hawks smiled. Dabi offered a small nod of agreement. Then, Bakugou burst in and dropkicked out plans out the window.

"ALMIGHT SAID THAT ALL YOU STUPID FUCKERS NEED TO HURRY UP AND START THE LESSON BECAUSE HE'S COMING TO HELP TEACH THIS CLASS." He had kicked open the door and scared the poor bean in my arms half-to-death. Dabi had a very murderous look in his eyes. I hardened my wing, trapping him under.

"I wasn't going to do anything..." He whined. I made my feathers soft again

"You were going to murder everyone in this room. You've tried before."

"Now that I think of it, Bakugou and Dabi are a lot alike. Bad tempers, same fighting style, same hair style, same way of walking, they both are ready to murder everyone in the room, and they both have bright-as-the-sun boyfriends." Todoroki thought aloud as he walked into the classroom.

"I do NOT have a temper" Dabi insisted.

"Kirishima isn't a cinnamon roll. And Hawks isn't a sun. They're both stupid" Mina crossed her arms. Kirishima and Hawks both turned and made an offended noise.

"Excuse me but can you see this child? First of all, he's the manliest cinnamon roll born to the face of the earth. Hawks is a literal sun, if you look at his smile too long you'll melt. You probably can't see this since you just hauled your blind ass out of hell." Dabi countered, flipping her off.

"Aw! Thanks!" Kirishima smiled wider. Hawks ran his hand through Dabi's hair

"Dabi is actually a cinnamon roll! I can see the headline now! Scruffy looking fire user is actually the little spoon." Shoto laughed.

"I'm not a spoon, I'm a knife. Say another word and I'll blast you to hell." He leaned into my touch.

"Your words counter your actions" Sero shrugged

"Hmph" He stuck out his tongue halfheartedly and pulled my wing closer. 

"I AM HERE" Almight yelled. He was carrying half the class in his hero form. Midoriya was on his head, he had Uraraka and Iida in his hands, Tsu was holding on to his leg, Aoyama was posing on his head, and Jirou was under his forearm. Tokoyami was inside his boot.

"NOBODY CARES." Dabi immediately replied. I rolled my eyes.

Almight threw all the kids inside the class and poofed back to a skinny shrimp.

"What are we doing today? I was told your class is usually exciting." Toshinori explained. 

"We wanted to watch a movie today but since you came all this way to see a lesson, we should show him one?" I looked down at Dabi, who groaned and rolled his eyes.

"Urrrgh. Fine. I'm sleeping all day after this birdie."

"HEEEYYYYY I'M HERE TO HELP WITH THE LESSON!" Mic yelled as he ran into the classroom.

Damn, I forgot we invited him.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP DICKATOO" Dabi shouted from under my wing. I shoved Dabi off me (he grunted unhappily) and walked to the front of the class.

"Alright. Today we're working on which weapon is best for which child. You need a weapon that helps your quirk and hurts the villain. For example, I use swords, not only because I can make them easily, but you're able to slash and move quickly with it."

Midoriya raised his hand.

"Yes?"

"How do we know what to pick?"

"You don't. We'll do it for you." I shrugged. "Line up and we'll get you a weapon."

First in line was Tokoyami. Dabi and I both stared at him.

"Something that can shield so Dark Shadow could have shade in battle." I noted

"Uhm...a shield?" Dabi suggested

"Too clunky. Maybe he could try those two light metal shields that look like the one Captain America has."

"Alright." Dabi rummaged in the closet before pulling them out. Tokoyami put his and Dark Shadow's arms out and we fitted them on.

Next was Kaminari.

"Taser." I said quickly

"He's totally a taser person." 

"He could even jump-start the power of the taser with his own quirk."

Next Mina.

"Acid. We need something that could help with acid..."

"Uhm...What if we got Spider-Man web shooters except they're loaded with acid?" Dabi tapped his foot thoughtfully.

"Perfect! We don't have those though."

"Hatsume can whip something up in on time. Give her this." Dabi got a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. When I got a glimpse of it, it was a good drawing of a spiderman web shooter with notes and details added to it. He handed it to Mina and she raced out the class.

Hagarake

"Well, she would be good at stealth missions so she should have a quiet but deadly weapon."

"I would say something like...An unsuppressed."

"You mean the gun?"

"You still have to learn to use a gun."

"Yeah but should we be giving a child a gun?"

"Hagarake isn't an idiot. She'll be more responsible than the others."

Aoyama

"Something flashy. He needs something flashy and distracting so he can get in a good aimed hit."

"...Light bombs. You blind the person and shoot them with your laser."

Oijro

"Am I the only one who thinks he's like a ninja?" Dabi asked, petting his tail

"Nope. So a ninja weapon?"

"Shurikens and kunai knifes. He can throw them once he's high in the air. And possibly a fitted armor plate for the tail." 

Uraraka

"Knife."

"Totally."

Iida

"Uhh...hmmm...Zoom zoom nyoom..." Dabi muttered

"Fast?" I asked

"Zoom?"

"Yeah, he could use a sword"

Momo

"What weapon do we give to a weapon maker?"

"You know how there are energy foods?"

"Yeah"

"Little energy balls. They could be fattening but she can burn off all the calories easily."

"That's not a weapon."

"But she can use it to make a weapon."

"True enough."

Koda

"Mic, give me your voice amplifer."

"Why?"

"Hand it over dickatoo"

Dabi took it in his hands and made a rough sketch on a piece of paper. He handed it back and scribbled for a minute before holding up the paper.

"A megaphone so he can call the animals, but not too loud or too soft. That's why there's a knob on the side. Plus, Hatsume could shrink it down so it could be like a sticker. Take this to Hatsume"

Sato

"Uh..."

"Brass knuckles. It can make his sugar rush attacks more powerful"

Shoto

"..."

"You know the poles that they swing and use to hit peoples in Airbender?"

"A staff?"

"Yeah. But fireproof so he can light it on the ends and burn people."

Sero

"Spiderman."

"Web swingers"

"Nah"

"Nope"

"Flash bomb"

"Spiderman style"

"Green goblin"

"Green goblin smoke bombs"

"But in a spiderman web shooter"

"It could be shaped like a spider too"

"Green goblin and Spiderman mashup"

"Booyah" we fist-bumped and Dabi made the design

Tsuyu

"...A frog with a gun"

"No"

"Worth a try...Uh.."

"Frogs have powerful legs."

"Something leg-like"

"Remember Midoriya's boots?"

"Yeah"

"Well imagine we painted them green, made them more flexible, and put a little more spring into the boot parts."

"Perfect"

Kirishima

"Uh..."

"This is a tricky one. He can become a weapon himself."

"...."

"I can use something that could keep me safe until I'm ready to fully use my quirk. Something that extends my deadline?" Kirishima suggested

"Padded armor."

"Brass knuckles, except more like thin-ass gloves"

"Perfect"

Shoji

"Imagine. Multiple arms, multiple attacking points, multiple chances"

"Gun? No"

"Fine."

"...Captain America shield"

"We'll try it"

Jiro

"Rock star punk"

"Despicable Me 3"

"Bratt"

"Sonic sound guitar."

"Give the design to Hatsume. I don't have anymore paper."

Bakugou

"Uh..."

"..."

"I'm completely out of ideas"

"What problem do you have Blasty McSplode?"

"Well, my arms get tired sometimes and I can't fire off too large blasts because my arms will hurt" He shrugged, completely ignoring the name.

"Gloves." Dabi said immediately

"Gloves that go from hand, all the way up to shoulder."

"They could be like those IcyHot patches- I'm not talking about you Shoto. That warm up the warm and then cool it to get rid of pain."

"Take the design to Hatsume."

"Isn't this a lot for Hatsume?"

"Nah. She'd be happy to"

Midoriya

"He already has a weapon. The boots on his costume." Dabi noticed

"You can kick, but what about punching? He'd be deadlier if he could kick and punch."

"Well, his quirk is a lot like Almight's"

Both Almight and Midoriya froze at these words. Interesting.

"Yeah. So, what would a mini Almight need?"

"...He needs something that can pad his fist so he can punch. But maybe only a one or two punch type thing so he doesn't destroy all his bones."

"A soft brass knuckle glove that can harden like Kirishima's quirk."

"Perfect. You, sir are a genius" Dabi used a really bad Italian accent.

Mineta

"Do we have to?" Dabi rolled his eyes when the last person in line stepped up.

"Yes."

"So he has sticky grape balls as his quirk."

"Yeah"

"How the absolute fuck did he even get in this school?!"

"I have no idea. Just think of something."

"Uhm...Something that can lure people into his trap."

"Something eye-catching?"

"His whOLE quirk is a weapon."

"In that case, I don't know if we can think one up for this."

"We could just train him on how to use his weapon?"

"Sure."

Dabi

"Do I really need one though?"

"Yes. So we all know about your burning problem...We can't give you an ice dispenser though."

"I know what I need"

"Hm?"

"My flames are hard to control. So if Hatsume can make an arm band like Bakugou's but it can also help with quirk maneuvering."

"Cool. We'll ask Hatsume after class."

I stood up and looked at the group of children, who were testing their weapons. Jiro was really good with hers. It fit with her whole rock star mood too. I shot her a thumbs-up and she smiled.

"Alright! Everyone happy with their weapons?" Dabi stood up.

"Yep!" Most of the class answered. Except Mineta.

"I didn't get one."

"Your quirk is one. Anyway, now we'll come around and show you how to use them, if you haven't learned already. Jiro already can use hers so I'm not really worried."

We walked around the classroom and helped people until time was up. The students thanked us and put their costumes and weapons in their lockers. I guess today didn't turn out as bad as Dabi thought. When we got home, we both promptly collapsed on the couch and went to sleep.

Tomorrow, we have a free day so we've decided to snoop around in Almight's and Midoriya's business because their reactions were weird.