I Lived Bitch



Hawks was sitting by Dabi's bed. He had to be shocked 10 times with a defibrillator to get a weak heartbeat. It's been two days. The first day, nobody was allowed to see him and he wasn't supposed to survive through the night but he somehow got a steady heartbeat and he's off a ventilator. The school forced Hawks to take the week off, even though he was fine. Hawks was just happy Dabi's alive. He didn't break the promise.


Hawks was listening to something on his headphones and had his eyes half closed. He had moved the chair so he was literally in Dabi's reach if he woke up. He however didn't see the black-haired man wake up. Dabi wanted to let him know he was awake so he slowly reached up... And poked Hawks cheek.


"Hey birdie? If I give a chicken a sword, a coat, and some yellow goggles isn't it basically you?"


The smaller male didn't realize who was talking in that moment


"No because for the last time, I am a FUCKING HAW-" He paused in the middle of his sentence. The number two hero turned and saw Dabi awake and grinning.


"No, finish your sentence" He smiled. Hawks smiled because of course his first sentence to him would be that.


"...DABI!" Hawks made a move to jump on him but he stopped.


Dabi grabbed him by the collar and pulled him into a hug. Dabi was sitting up in this bed, on his knees as he hugged the male.


"You know you're stupid as hell for taking on All for One by yourself?"


"Whatever. I knew you'd back me up. I saw you"


"Lucky All for One thought you were a madlad"


"Maybe I am a madlad. 'Cause I have a perfect idea." Dabi took his phone off the nightstand and turned it on. It was cracked but working. He took a picture of himself and sent it to Twice and Shigaraki.


Dabi: I lived bitch


Unknown: You had to didn't you?


Dabi: Yes I did, anyway how's Faceless Wonder? I heard he had 3/4 of a feather in his back


Unknown: What?


Unknown: This is Twice, I didn't hear about any of this except a falling building and a sonic boom


Dabi: Lmao you'll see. Anyways tell HandGuy, I lived and I'm coming for him. BTW, the sonic boom was Hawks 


Unknown: Alright, keep in touch. As friends though, not villains


Dabi: K


Hawks was looking over my shoulder.


"You had to didn't you? Why are you coming after Shigaraki specifically though?"


Dabi realized he didn't tell anyone about the unpleasant experience.


"Well...he...uhm...raped me..." Dabi mumbled. Hawks heard it all. He wrapped his arms around Dabi.


"I'm going to kill him myself."


"I want to do it though. I mean, I was raped but no reason to mope about it. I'll just move on and possibly turn him into Crispy Hand Guy."


"Alright then! So, we have the week off!"


"Uhm...about that...I was thinking of giving up teaching..."


"What?! Why?!"


"Me being there is endangering the students."


"They know you don't work for them anymore!"


"It's not a chance I'm willing to take"


"What about Toga?"


"They know she's surrounded by heroes and future heroes every second of the day. They won't try anything..." He yawned, making Hawks yawn too.


"Okay go to sleep and stop spreading the yawn virus" Hawks rolled his eyes as Dabi laughed at him.


"I would but I want something first"


"What is it-"


Dabi kissed Hawks. Slowly, he wrapped his arms around the stunned hero and pulled him closer. They stayed like that, neither wanting to let go.


"AHEM."


They jumped and turned to the door where Ryuko and Miruko were standing. Hawks blushed and Dabi looked at them confused.


"Who are you?"


"Hawks friends. Why are you KISSING my best friend?" Miruko rolled up her sleeves.


"RUMI WAIT! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT! HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?!" Hawks blocked her from the bed.


"You remind me of a bunny" Dabi said from the bed. (I swear I didn't mean for it to rhyme OvO)


"My quirk is bunny!" Rumi immediately paused to answer. Dabi thought for a moment and then he realized


"Oh my lord, it's the animal squad. A chicken, bunny, and lizard. What the heck?" Dabi was confusion.


"I'm a dragon." Ryuko corrected


"And I'm a hawk!" Hawks turned on him.


"I would find another name for a bunny but if you mistake a bunny for anything else you're a full on idiot." Dabi shrugged.


"Exactly HAWKS" Miruko turned on him.


"I WAS RECOVERING FROM CRASHING INTO A LAMP POST! GIVE ME A BREAK!"


Hawks and Miruko began arguing, very loudly. Ryuko casually took Hawks seat.


"Are they always like this?" Dabi whispered


"Yeah" Ryuko nodded "Well by now my girlfriend would've tried to kick him down but they're probably restraining themselves 'cause we're in a hospital."


"Dabi, nice to meet you"


"Ryuko, good to meet you too" They shook hands. "Our partners are bloody idiots"


"True"


((30 minutes later))


"Okay this has gone on too long. We need immediate distraction." Ryuko covered her ears.


"Hm...Okay then" Dabi grinned "I have some revenge to get anyway"


He got up and grabbed Hawks by the collar while the birb was arguing, he pulled him towards him and hugged him. Hawks was still facing Miruko but he could tell who grabbed him.


"Let me go!"


"As you wish" Dabi did a literal backbend and dropped Hawks on his head, right onto the mattress and frame that people use for sleeping (AKA- a bed. I didn't want to rhyme again, lmao)


Hawks squawked from his laying position as Dabi brushed himself off.


"Overly dramatic but okay that worked fine" Ryuko chuckled. A nurse came into the room.


"...Are you ready to check out?" Her face clearly said 'What the hell is wrong with these people?'


"Yeah." 


"We should give Dabi and animal name so he fits in!" Female-Peter-Rabbit suggested.


"Hm...An animal thats edgy..." Chicken McNugget sat up


"Annoying"


"Irritating"


Dabi made an offended noise and crossed his arms.


"Devilish" Hawks tapped his chin and suddenly thought of a good one "Tasmanian Devil"


Dabi turned and he even looked offended "What did I do to deserve you?" 


"How'd you guys even meet?" Ryuko looked interested.


"Well first, I was kidnapped-"


"KIDNAPPED?!"


"And then I escaped, and Dabi came to apologize. Then we went to KFC-"


"A DATE?!"


"No! ANYways, we accidentally went into a gay bar and almost got raped by drunk guys-"


"WHaT?!"


"LET ME FINISH! THEN, Dabi said he didn't want to be a villain anymore and Twice was listening, we didn't know that though-"


"HOLD UP!"


"LET. ME. FINISH! AHEM, then we battled an army of Nomu's with Dabi's little brother and his boyfriend-"


"WHA-"


"SHhHHHhhhhHhhHHH! Then, Dabi overused his power and destroyed the L.O.V but put himself in a two month coma, during which he became a free man so he came to work at UA-"


"HOLD ON!" Miruko looked enraged "SO YOU WERE KIDNAPPED, WENT ON A DATE WITH ONE OF YOUR KIDNAPPERS, WENT TO A GAY BAR, ALMOST GOT RAPED, AND HAD AN EPIC BATTLE?! What the actual fuck? But no, go on"


"Hmph. ANYWAYS, Dabi is a teacher alongside me and he lives with me too. Then, we reunited him with his family. The Todoroki family-"


"YOUR A TODOROKI?!-"


"ShhhHHHhHhhh! So we were invited to a family convention and I got to come too, then maybe a week after I was bored so I went to mess with Dabi but we ended up reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and dancing and then...it happened-"


"What do you mean by IT?!"


"I kissed him." Dabi replied deadpan from the other side of the room.


"It's kinda awkward to say but yeah"


"O o f , I    t h o u g h t    i t    w a s    s e r i o u s" Miruko wheezed


"Dirty minded bunny. ANYWAY FOR THE 10000th TIME, a few other teachers came with Principal Nezu to officially make Dabi a teacher and IN THE ACTUAL MEETING, DABI ASKED ME TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND! IN THE MEETING!" Hawks glared at Dabi who was watching him, amused.


"No regrets."


"We were in a meeting you idiot! Anyway, Dabi became a Weaponry teacher and he was Edgy McFuck 50% of the time but he was an amazing teacher, and then Toga burst through my window a few days ago-"


"Wha-"


"And I tried to adopt her but Dabi said nein and enrolled her into UA, then the same day the League of Villains tried to plan a strike on UA but Dabi..." Hawks trailed off, remembering the pain and fear of that day.


"I basically sacrificed myself to save them. Shigaraki, Kurogiri, and All for One tried to get me to tell my information willingly but I refused so they tried to drown me. When I refused to commit death, Shigaraki cut me and raped me. So, like a fool, I escaped my bonds and stabbed him in his arms and his side. His screams woke up the other two villains. Kurogiri rushed to Shigaraki's aid and I grabbed the other captive, who is Toga's girlfriend and blew up the place with the help of a gas pipe-"


"You're much better at describing stuff than Hawks! But go on"


Hawks made an angry bean noise.


"All for One didn't see Hawks even though I did so I made a plan that was cut short by him flinging me into part of a wall and driving a fucking pole through my stomach. So I decided to weaken him with my flames and on my signal, Hawks shot out his hiding place so fast he created a sonic boom and stabbed the villain. Before he could retaliate though, Kurogiri teleported them all out of there. All I can remember is Hawks crying so I tried to cheer him up. And that's where all my memories end."


"You tried to cheer him up even though you were dying? That's dedication. But how exactly-"


"He sang part of 'You Are My Sunshine', even though he was running out of breath. He wasn't even supposed to survive the night and I know it's because he didn't save his breath." Hawks crossed his arms. Dabi hugged him from behind.


"Yeah but I survived didn't I? Were you cheered up?"


"No, in that instance the song was depressing." Hawks rolled his eyes.


"...Wow. That's a gold love story. So let me recap. You were captured by the league, went on a date with on of the members, after a two month coma was revealed as a part of the Todoroki family, went to a family convention, soon after you had your first kiss and in a meeting you became boyfriend and boyfriend, officially became a teacher, had another villain burst through your window, tried to adopt her but ended up enrolling her in UA, stopped an attack on UA, got hurt, tried to battle the number one villain, and sang 'You are My Sunshine' to your crying boyfriend even though you were dying and almost killed yourself in the process?"


"That's putting it roughly." Hawks shrugged


"Technically yes" Dabi smiled


"OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER! WILL YOU MARRY MY BEST FRIEND?!" Miruko picked up Dabi and spun him around.


"Did you just propose for me?"


"Well someone had to do it! This sinnamon roll is the best boyfriend for Hawks ever!"


Dabi didn't even say a word.


"YOU CAN'T DO THAT! GIVE HIM BACK!" Hawks and Miruko started arguing again but this time Miruko was holding Dabi over her shoulder. Dabi looked at Ryuko with pleading eyes and mouthed 'HELP' but she shrugged and took a picture. They ended up getting kicked out of the hospital because of Hawks and Miruko. They went to Hawks and Dabi's  apartment.


"I saw a news report of Dabi dancing on a chair somewhere." Ryuko sat on the couch. Dabi sighed. He had forgotten about that.


"I swear I'm going to hell for that. I did that on impulse and I wish I never did."


Hawks was quiet. "Don't we have a family dinner with the Todoroki's today?"


"Damnit"


"Family dinner?" Miruko asked


"Dabi is Touya Todoroki, remember?" Hawks rolled his eyes


"How about we do something fun before you go?"


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So they went to the trampoline park and stuff and they completely forgot about the dinner. SO they sprinted all the way there and the whole family was staring at them because their clothes were wrinkled and they were tired as fuck and the whole time Shoto and Natsou were making lenny faces and raising their eyebrows until Dabi showed them a video of them at the trampoline park.


 I would write more but I HAVE A MAJOR DILEMMA








So I need more ideas for this story because my last braincell has died on me. I'm thinking of ending this book and making a oneshot book where people can tell me ideas for the ship and I'll write them but it'll all be based on this book.


OR


I can keep writing but it'll be random oneshots about HotWings because I have a few ideas but they aren't plot ones, just random canon stuff I know they would do. 








I'm going to write a wedding/proposal chapter(s) whether you pick the first idea or the second 'cause I love writing those!


Thanks in advance


:3

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