BATMAN [02]

SWIMMING POOLS.

"
bro eren get the fuck out." i mumbled under the covers, knowing it was eren who kept jumping up and down on my bed to get me to wake up. "we're going to a pool party, we're going to a pool party!" eren chanted like a little kid and accidentally stepped on my foot. "ow nigga! i don't give a fuck get out!" i shouted still under the covers feeling eren's jumping come to a stop, making me sigh out of relief.

"thank you- mmcht bruh!" i stopped mid sentence when eren fell on top of me. "getcho big ass off me i can't breathe bruh." i said but it was muffled since i was under the covers. i can hear eren wheezing and giggling. "mom!" i yelled. i had a devilish grin on my face when eren abruptly stopped laughing. "okay my fault." eren quickly said and finally got off me.

"finally damn. what time is this pool party anyways?" i sat up and grabbed my phone , seeing messages from connie making me smile and ofc the groupchat. "uhh in like 3 hours." eren said , brushing some loose strands of hair behind his ear. "nahh you zesty as hell!" i snickered and eren looked at me mad confused.

"but get out so i can get ready or im telling my mom to call Carla." i smirked, eren rolled his eyes and stomped out my room. "close the door dickhead!" i shouted. eren came right back, he mugged me then slammed the door closed. annoying ass.

constance 😩

wake up big head

take that beanie off we gon
really see who head bigger 😊.

okaay you got it 😐

wyd tho ? you eat yet ?

no i ain't eat yet i just woke up

ft me ma

no. i just said i just woke up 😒

idgaf what you said 😂

ft me rn

okay bruh 🙄

i pressed the face time button and connie answered on the first ring. he had his phone set up on something but he was laying down on his stomach with no shirt on. "im bout to come pick you up so get ready." connie mumbled tiredly. his morning voice was raspy but he still sounded the same. "aren't you going to sleep?" i snickered watching connie struggle to keep his eyes open.

"mmcht i am finna come and get you." connie sluggishly said and i playfully rolled my eyes and made my way towards my bathroom anyways.

i heard a door open and quick foot steps, then there was cute giggling. i placed my phone down so i could brush my teeth and i took a quick glance and there was a toddler in the camera smiling, dimples on both cheeks being visible and brown freckles scattered across their cheeks. "you are so cute," i exclaimed, the toddler stared at the phone confused so i quickly finished brushing my teeth and grabbed the phone to show my face.

connie on the other hand thought i was talking about him so he slowly opened his eyes to see his sister giggling with his phone in her hand. "realmente amara." connie said, staring at the back of his sister's head until she turned around and looked at connie with a big smile.
(really amara)

"baba! mira , mira! bonita." connie's sister, amara, exclaimed while holding up the phone close to connie's face so he could see me. "correct me if i'm wrong but did she just call me pretty in spanish ?" i asked and watched as connie took hold of the phone.

"yeah." connie lightly chuckled. "oh- tell her i said thank you very much and so is she," connie nodded and placed the phone back down so i could see him, he picked his sister up and sat her on his stomach.
(look , look! pretty.)

"chica bonita dijo gracias." the spanish words rolled off connie's tongue smoothly. i watched as his sister clapped her hands and giggle. she then waved at the camera and i waved back, she get off connie and his bed, and she made her way out of his room.

"we've been friends for 5 weeks and you never told me you speak spanish ?!" i asked and connie tucked his lips in and slowly nodded. "you supposed to be my stinka. my stinkabutt , my stinkalink , my day on- okaay i get it." connie interrupted me and i started giggling hysterically.

"you never asked and i also thought cam told you." connie said, finally deciding to get up and start his day. "if i would've known you spoke spanish- i don't know but that's actually sex- i mean cool as fuck." connie glanced at the camera and i quickly turned my camera off. "nahh you not slick." connie started snickering and i rolled my eyes and picked out my fit for today.

"but anyways i'll pick you up in 20 minutes so hurry up. plus we have like 2 hours left to get ready for this so called pool party." connie said and i checked the time. 7:30. "who starts a party at 9.." i mumbled and quickly changed and slid some sandals on. "alright, bye constance" i said and connie hummed. i hung up and started to finish getting ready.

Tatti - correct my spanish if it's wrong 🙏🏾

BATMAN.

"the front really do fool you." riley snorted and i turned around and mugged her. "to be honest. but i mean yo shit playin' peak a boo in da front!" tiffany hyped me up and i playfully rolled my eyes. i carefully placed one of cam's hoodies over my head as a cover up.

"finally ready. it's already 10 sum." riley scoffed and stood up, doing that lil seizure stretch. "that makes us 30 minutes late riles. it's not even bad." mikasa said , earning agreeable nods from me and tiffany.

"you're right mommy." riley grinned and mikasa stiffened. "ugh gay love, you can't hate it." tiffany fake sniffled and wiped an imaginary tear away. "are you dick suckers ready yet." ymir asked and barged into my room eating my leftover hot fries. "first of all, you a dick sucker too the way you be riding on historia's so much." everyone in the room busted out in ou's and ah's except for ymir.

"really y/n, you too ?!" ymir said , hurt and betrayal in her tone. i just stared at her and started cackling until she flipped me off and went downstairs, me, riley, mikasa, and tiffany following shortly after.

we headed to armin's g wagon to see there were only few seats left and armin refused to let some of us sit in the trunk because it'll make him, "look suspicious".

"you're definitely just saying that because we're black." riley said and made connie slide over with her hip, she let mikasa get in first then she hopped on her lap like a little kid. tiffany got on jean's lap and i mentally rolled my eyes hard because of course out of all times, i have to sit on connie's lap.

i climbed up into the high car and sat down on his lap, gently closing the door. i sat down on connie's lap and felt my ass squish against...something but it definitely wasn't a gun. i turned to look at connie with a shocked ass face, his eyes hung low as he looked at me.

"please tell me that third le- i mean that isn't yo ding-a-ling!" i quietly whisper shouted and connie mugged me. "mmcht first of all, you not slick, again. second of all, ding-a-ling ? really y/n ? and third of all, just don't move and we won't have major problem." connie flashed me a quick smile and went on his phone.

"okay- before you pull off, armin. can we please say a prayer because there is no way in hell a white man like you should be cutting up roads like you in gta." tiffany said, already doing that little chest cross thing. "mmcht just sit back and shut up." armin said, rolling his large eyes while changing the stick to drive before he pulled out of my driveway.

"personally me , i wouldn't let him talk to me like that. but that's just me." riley threw her hands in the air and tucked her lips in.

"riley. shut the fuck up." eren snorted in the front passenger seat. "eren shut up. you prolly still got duddastains in yo drawls." riley scoffed and everyone busted out laughing and gave him weird glances while eren was looking at riley like he was plotting to do something. "not to butt in but riles didn't you use to like eren's dad ?" tiffany said, trying not to laugh while riley slowly turned her head, then her eyes.

riley squinted her eyes a little, "...who told you that ?" riley asked. "Carla." everyone said in unison and riley let out a faint "oh". "yeah oh okay, oh, oh, okay." eren scoffed.

"can you turn up the song please. im tired of hearing you niggas bicker." cam said, magically appearing in the back where the trunk is. "right." ymir said, appearing next to him. "nahhhh armin you set us niggas up." tiffany said and i hummed in agreement.

armin ignored us and turned up the song on full blast since nobody wanted to hear riley terribly sing No Role Modelz.

Tatti - haven't been to the pool in a minute 🙁