Screams and Jokes

The flight was.... interesting. Monty went on and on about all the different stores you two would be visiting and, while you did nod your head like you were listening, your mind was somewhere else. How crazy had your life become. Just a couple of weeks ago you were a no body who just liked to stay home  researching and writing articles for the newspaper. While also watching your favorite tv shows and pigging out with out worrying about how you looked. You were also in charge of a dull blog but that had all changed. The past four blogs had been interesting and fun to write. It all started on that crazy night you met the man in the black cape. You lifted your head from your hand that you were resting on, as you came to a realization. All this stuff started to happen after you met Batman. But meeting Bruce and meeting Batman in the same week had to be just a coincidence.... right?


"Darling?" Your mind snapped back to reality. Monty was looking down at you with a small smile.


"Now where were you?" He chuckled.


"Oh I'm sorry. I should of been listening."


"No no it's fine. I was just ranting about nothing special. Just our trip to Italy in a limo jet. Nothing special at all." Monty shrugged dramatically and his voice got higher. You giggled and punched his shoulder.


"Alright Alright I'm sorry." Monty smiled then pushed your hair behind your ear.


"You have a beautiful smile. This man better know how lucky he is." He removed his hand from your hair and gave you a warm smile. You felt your face get hot.


"If only I had met you under other circumstances I would of whisked you away." He sighed loudly. Was it hot in here because it was defiantly getting hotter. Monty took a sip of his drink like nothing special was said. You look away and smiled to yourself.


"Thanks Monty." You whispered.


Suddenly the jet shook as it descended. Your hand shot over and grabbed onto Montys arm. He laid his on top of yours.


"Haha it's alright dear we are just landing..... your putting dents in my arm." You quickly let go and put your hands in your lap. Monty covered his arm and chuckled.


"Oh I'm sorry if I hurt you."


"No no dear it's quit alright. Have you never flown before?"


"No not really. I mean I tried to once when I was a child..... but humans can't fly..... I learned that the hard way."


"Oh arn't humans silly?" Monty laughed.


"Humans wanted to fly so bad they ended up doing so by creating machines to do it for them. They are just so interesting."


"You talk like your not one." You joke. But Monty stiffens. You glance back at him.


"You are human right?" Silence filled the cab.


"Monty?"


"I should of told you."


"Told me what?" You asked getting nervous. Monty would not look at you but starred down at his hands.


"I..."


"What is it?"


"I.... I'm an ALIEN!!" He quickly spun around with his arms up like a bear.


"AHHH!" You screamed. Monty burst out laughing holding onto his stomach. When you finally calmed your heart beat you punched Monty in the shoulder.


"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just hahahaha you should of seen your face."


"Why would you do that?!"


"You are just so fun to mess with darling!"


"You can't joke about those kinds of things! Especially now that aliens and monsters walk among us. They arn't just fairy tails." You laughed.


"Your right I'm not an alien..... I'm a monster."


"Alright Mr. Jokes. That's enough out of you."


"Hahah oh vary well. Enough with the jokes then. Now we shop!" The jet landed jostling you and Monty.


"Now is when the fun begins!"

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