NOPE!

You were thrown into the back seat of the car and penguin slid in next to you.


"Am I being kidnaped?" You asked comely.


"Only if you scream darling. Right now where on a date." He said with a creepy smile.


"Oh ok." A minute passed before you suddenly kick the door wide open with your annoying but affective heels and started to scream your head off. Penguin grabbed you and quickly shut the door.


"So date over can I go home now?" He growled and glared at you.


"Pull that trick again I'll make sure you never scream again." He turned back around to look ahead.


"You women are all the same. You ask for attention until actually shown some." He grumbled.


"Sorry? I did NOT. Ask for this kind of attention. I never go out! I was dragged out to that club against my will! My kind of night is sitting at home eating Nutella wile watching supernatural! Or Doctor Who!" You covered your face with your hands.


"Sweet heart please shut up. Your looks can only get you so far with my patience. Your annoying voice is eating away at it."


"MY annoying voice? Look who's talking! Your voice sounds like my broken can opener at home and at least I don't have a beak for a nose!" You regretted what you said almost immediately. If this guy had been a cartoon his face would of been red and smoke would be poring out of his ears.


"Beak for a- OH THATS IT! Pull over!" The car jerked to a stop.


"Wow your patience is thin. I really thought I would have to try harder than this. Well it was nice meeting you but I have a Tv to get back to." You started to pull at the door handle to find it still locked. You looked at him confused.


"Charles out!" Penguin said. The driver opened his door and stepped out.


"Charles? You don't need to go Charles. Charles come back. Where ya goin? Why not take me with you Charles? Hello Charles!" You said as he closed the door leaving you two alone.


"Crap on a cracker." You sighed out. You looked over at the round ugly man. Who just kept staring at you. He was covered in darkness except for the reflection from his monical as it shined from the street light. You laughed nervously.


"Hehe. So um w-why did you send Charles away?"


"I'll leave it to your imagination." He said in a REALLY creepy voice.


"Nope nope nope nope let me out! You started to bang on the door. Penguin grabbes you and forced you against the seat so he was on top.


"Heck no! Get off you ugly old man!!" Suddenly you both heard a thump. You looked up to see someone smashed up against the window.


"Charles?" You asked confused. He slid down the window exposing two piercing white eyes. Penguin shot up and started to panic.


"Oh why are you here?!" He yelled as he pulled at the door handle. You looked back toward the eyes to see that they were gone. Suddenly penguins door flew open and he was jerked out of the car. You could here yelling and what sounded like bones braking then nothing. You slowly slid out of the car and looked around.


"Hello?"


"He's gone. Your safe now." Came a low voice. You practically jumped out of your skin as you turned around.


"Oh my- you almost gave me a heart attack." You said with your hand over your heart. You straitened up and fully faced him with your hands now on your hips. You took a deep breath.


"Your kind of late don't ya think Batman?!"

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