Batman family X kid reader Funny moments







The picture tho 






The first funny moment 




Y/N was sitting down in the backseat between Damian and Jason while Tim was next to Jason and Dick was on the front seat with Bruce. on there way Dick turned the radio on and Fergalicious by Fergie and it was the Rap part gasping Dick was trying to turn it off but Y/N started to sing the rap 






"All the time I turn around, brothas gather 


'round Always looking at me up and down, looking my uhhhh  


I just wanna say it now, I ain't trying to 'round up 


Drama little mama, I don't wanna take your man     


  And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited  


  And I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it  


  But I'm trying to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele  
Cause they say she delicious 


an awkward silence.


the only 3 years old Y/N sang the full rap without a mistake and Bruce stopped the car and he turned around staring at Y/N "....Who taught you that,Y/N?" he asked Y/N who was hugging her plush "i heard it couple of times.." she said and he then spoke "don't sing this song again.." he said and he started driving "and Dick we will speak about that." he continued driving 






The second Funny moment 




Everyone in the kitchen was fighting sense Alfred was on a holiday and they couldn't cook for Y/N who was sitting down on her tall chair looking at them confused then it all went Wrong when Jason swore 




Jason: FUCK 




Dick: ASSHOLES




Tim: DICKHEAD




Damian: BASTARDS




Y/N:.....bitch?




Everyone gasped loudly when they saw Bruce behind Y/n with unhappy face emotions 




guess everyone will get their ass kicked for making the 3 years old kid swear..






The third Funny moment 




Bruce was in his Batman uniform but without the mask and gloves. he was taking a small nap on his chair when he felt weight on his lap he opened his eyes seeing Y/N on his lap with a children story book "oh you wanna hear a story Y/N?" asked Bruce tiredly sense he came from  a long patrol then he opened the children book then he read it 




"Boom Boom Screams help me Boom Crash Screams Punch Yell screams again Boom Falling from a high place screams being saved i love you kisses and everyone died the end." 




Y/N looked up at Bruce and he looked down at her "...." "Master Bruce...i guess that wasn't a good way to tell a child a story.." Said Alfred and Bruce sighed angrily and he spoke "But Alfred i just came from a Patrol.." 




on the other hand Y/N held the book and threw it in a trash can.






The last funny Moment 




Y/N: Hey Jay?


Jason: what?


Y/N: knock Knock 


Jason: who is there?


Y/N: Single 


Jason: single who?


Y/N: single You.




3 minutes later Jason was found on the ground with bags of ice on his body because of the burn he got 






An Extra one




Y/n was eating Damian's food who he made specially for her and she was enjoying it then Tim took a bite from Y/n who didn't mind it then Tim spoke "ew your food is trash." he said and Y/N looked up at him "No,your opinion is though." she said and Tim's jaw dropped while Dick and Jason were laughing their asses off. Damian placed a small pick on Y/N's head












which one is your favorite?

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