Baby Bat Reader X batfamily No Jason NO.(funny moment)





requested by Neko_Neko_Nee 




putting Y/N in Jason's lap Jason looked up at Dick confused "BUT WHY THE HELL ME?" he asked angrily and Dick answered him "you don't do anything. i have to go to the police station. Tim is in the Academy all day Damian is in the school Bruce is in the company and Alfred won't be able to take care of her he as a lot of things to do." he said and he put on his Jacket then left the manor. looking down at the one year and a half baby. Y/N was playing with his hands and then she looked up at him "..Dada?" she said softly and he then had an idea...an evil idea..




so what he did? he got into his Motocycle and he sat down Y/N in front of him. he put a helmet on her and e wore his helmet too the funny thing that he wore the baby holder that makes the baby stuck on the person's chest and he went for a ride. an awesome ride. "this is how to kick a bad person's ass." he said and he stuck the knife into the criminal's ass "see y/n?" he said and Y/N laughed after that they went to the bar and the bartender spoke "what can i get for you and the baby?" Jason sat down and he spoke "one bottle of beer and apple Juice for the baby." he said and the bartender spoke "what the apple Juice in a glass?" he asked and Jason pulled out a baby bottle "fill this thing up." 




when the bartender was done Y/N held the baby bottle and drunk it softly enjoying the apple juice. when they were done he drove back to the manor it was about 9 PM walking in Y/N was still in the baby holder that was stuck on Jason's chest. she smiled at everyone and Jason took off his red helmet while Y/N had her hair stood up from the helmet "..where in the world were you two?" asked Bruce angrily and Jason spoke "i look Y/N to the park so what?" he said and Y/N was smiling "why you were wearing your red hood helmet and you took your guns and your Ak_47 with you?" he asked and Jason rolled his eyes "we went and we kicked some criminal's asses so what?!!!" he said and from all the sudden Y/N spoke "we kicked ass!!FUCK YEAH!!!!" she said and everyone went quiet staring at what the 1 year and a half baby said 




*an awkward night cockroach sounds*


then Y/n spoke quietly "i mean.....Gaga?..."


"Jason!!!look at what have you done!!you made her Curse!!!!!" 




shouted Dick while Barbara was laughing her ass off Jason then got angry "YOU KNOW WHAT?!!!!DON'T SPEAK TO ME OR TO MY BABY ANYMORE!!!!" he said and walked upstairs with Y/N still stuck on his chest then they heard a door's room being slammed loudly 












the end

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