The Bad guy Sans's was in the living room board as fuck. Cross and Dust was visiting while thire boy friends where out.

Dust's fiance is Blueberry

Cross's husband(/wife) is Dream

Nightmares boyfriend is Killer

Horrors boyfriend is Lust

Errors husband(/wife) is Ink

Nightmare, killer, Lust, Horror and the kids all live in Nightmares mansion in Dreamtale. Dust and Cross used to live here until they moved in with their boyfriends. Error live here for less than a week befor he decided that he preferred to do his evil business alone.

Now all the bad Sans's(including error) are retired and living the rest of their lives with the ones they love.... That doesn't mean that they're nice or good or non murderous. It just means they're not looking for trouble any more. It tends to come to them.

But boredom is their worst enemy now.

Nightmare likes to stay in his non corrupt form, it attracts too much attention for obvious reasons.

Lust decides to break the silence with a question. "Soo... What's everyone's phobias?" he smirks

Dust looks up form his phone. "That's an odd question."

Lust shrugs "well we're all obviously bored so what's the harm in sharing?"

Nightmare puts down his book and takes a sip from his glass of alcohol in his hand. "Well then who's going to answer first?"

Everyone looks at Nightmare awaiting him to speak first....

Nightmare sighs "fine. I suppose my phobia would have to be Asthenophobia: the fear of weekness."

Horror chuckles "ya that sounds right." his voice is like sand paper.

Lust looks at Horror. "I think Horrors phobia is Phobophobia: the fear of fear."

Horror stands up and yells. "What no! I don't have any phobia!"

Lusts laughs "your just proving my point!"

Horror pouts "well its not like you can blame me. If you grew up in Horrortale then not meany would really scare you. Horrortale has the worst spiders, the worst snakes, the darkest shadows, and well you get the point. Not many things scare me but when I do get scared IjuatstartfreakingoutandmyhandsstartshakingandIdon'tknowwhatI'msupposedtodo."

Nightmare rolls his eyes(?) "and what about you Lust?" he asks

Lust looks over at Nightmare and smiles "I have Virginitiphobia: the fear of rape!" he winks.

Everyone gets a little concerned.

Horror looks at Lust and shrugs "well I guess that does make sense considering where your from. Not sure why your smilin' so much though."

Lust shrugs to "I'm not afraid to admit it and your right it does make sense for me. Another thing that makes sense is that the whowl Multiverse thinks I'm just like everyone else in my au! BUT ANYWAY! KILLER WHAT'S YOUR PHOBIA!? (please change th' subject💧)"

Killer thinks for a moment. "Hmmm... I'm not sure. I mean of course I get scared but nothing really jumps out when you ask."

A spider dangles on a thread right next to Killer.

Killer notices it and screeches as he jumps ten feet into the air. He jumps behind the couch he was sitting on and hisses at the spider.

Everyone laughs.

Dust laughs "and arachnophobia goes to Killer!"

Killer wines at everyone. "Shut up! I like bunnies! There soft and cuddly! There is nothing soft and cuddly about spiders!"

Horror creeps up next to Killer "accept the spiders with hairy legs, they're pretty soft."

Killer yells at Horror "SHAT UP!"

Nightmare chuckles "what about you two?" He looks at Dust and Cross.

Cross answers first "Coulrophobia, I just hate clowns o-okay." anime sweat drop.
(Ya ya ya I know about the cows now! Thank you for informing me! But just picture in your head... Cow clowns... Run)

Dust just shrugged. "Depends... What kind of phobia are we talking about again?"

Lust explained "well phobias are more than just a fear. Phobias is a strong enough fear that it has an influence on your personality. Nightmare for example; because Nightmares phobia is the fear of weakness he always acts like the big tough guy in the crowd and rarely shows weakness. However, people with phobias don't always act that way, especially when they're around people they trust. Nightmare isn't afraid to show weakness around us because he trusts us. And that's how I know that he does actually care about us."

Nightmare starts yelling at Lust "what!? No! I don't care 'bout you people!" 💢💢

Horror teases Nightmare "aww! I knew you liked us!"

Nightmare yells "NO I DON'T!!"💢💢

Killer pouted playfully "oh so you don't like me??"

Nightmare pouted to "well... your alright... I guess."

Cross snuck up to Nightmare. "Awww! Senpai you do care!"❤

Nightmare summoned a tentacle and grabbed Cross by his neck.

Cross gasped "eek!"

Nightmare yelled at him "SHUT UP! I THOUGHT YOU STOPED CALLING ME THAT WHEN YOU STARTED DATING MY BROTHER!"

Lust teased and pointed at Cross "Brother Fucker!"

Nightmare glared at Lust and tightened his grip on Cross's neck.

Killer chuckled at Nightmare. "Okay okay, maybe let go of Cross before you accidentally break his neck..."

Cross tried getting out of Nightmares grasp. "Akk!"

Nightmare let go of Cross and sat back down. 💢💢

Lust continued "as I was saying. Its also no secret that Error has Haphephobia: the fear of being touched, even though when ever we see Error he's being all cuddly with Inky.

Horror looks at Lust with one eyebrow up. "Inky?"

Lust smirks "Inky pinky, *gasp!* kinky Inky! I bet 10 g that's what Error calls Ink when they're alone!"

Horror chuckles "I'm willing to take you on with that bet. What makes you think Ink is Kinky?"

Lust smirks "I  c a n  j u s t  t e l l ~~"

Lust adds "by the way so is Killer."

Killer blushed and yelled "what?!"

Lust chuckles "well~ you are the one who's dating the octopus monster~"

Nightmare blushes more and yelles "I'M NOT AN OCTOPUS!" 💢

Lust smiles  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° "I can think of many ways in which tentacles would be useful~"

Nightmare blushes like mad.

Killer laughs "Lust, you made him flustered!" he smiles

Horror started wondering "what do you think the star Sans's phobias are?"

Lust smiled "good question. Dust what do you think Blue's phobia is?"

Dust though for a moment "hmm. Cleithrophobia: the fear of being trapped. Not to be confused with claustrophobia: the fear of tight spaces.

Nightmare though for a moment "hmm... What would Dreams phobia be? He's afraid of thunder and lightning but not enough for it to be his phobia. Cross? What do you think?"

Cross also puzzles for a moment. "Hmm... He doesn't like the dark but it's definitely not his phobia."

Horror says with a straight face "maybe he's afraid of losing everything he loves again because the first time his brother who he trusted the most killed his friends and everyone he knew then tried to kill him, now he has friends and a family that he would happily die for if it saved their lives or maybe he's just scared of letting everyone down because its his job to be the living embodiment of positive emotions so it's his job to always be happy and smiling especially when all he wants to do is cry until he can't cry anymore..."

Everyone says nothing and stairs at Horror (●__●)

Horror shrugs "or maybe he's just afraid of thunder and lightning." 🌸

Cross and Nightmare shared a look then both said "sure lets go with Astraphobia."

Lust thinks "what would Inks phobia be?"

Dust thinks "hmm. I hear Ink is kinda afraid of the anivoid so... Oudenophobia: the fear of nothingness."

Everyone agreed that that makes sense for Ink.

Later...

Error and Ink was at home, Gradient was at school and PJ lives with Fresh now. Ink look scooted closer to Error and he looked at Ink with a confused look. Ink gave him 'the  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° look.' Error blushed as Ink crawled on top of him.

Error chuckles "kinky Inky.~"

They hear a voice outside their window.

Lust yells "A HA! Horror pay up!"

Horror grumbled "dammit." he gave Lust ten g.

Error and Ink blushes.

Error yells "G-G-GET OUT!"

Ink tells Error to calm down a little "don't crash Error. LUST, HORROR IF YOU DON'T GET OUT I WILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASS'S!!!"

Lust laughs "okay horror lets go! Have fun you two!~" he teleports him and Horror away.

Hot danm! word count 1387
(Did I just say hot danm???)
Lust is one of my favorite Sans's because he is hilarious, don't you think?