bruces POV

we made it to mount justice where robin (dick) was already with the team and by the looks on there faces they already know what happend. oh god lord... "AAWWWWW HES SO CUTEEEE" ma'gann sqweels.. and artamis did the same. scratched all the girls sqwelld. magann ran over to us and tried to take me from clark, and he just handed me over laughing! FUCK YOU KENT! i thought trying to give him a angry look, magann took me over to the team and litterly treating me like a baby. i know im a ladys boy but this is just nuts! "icky el e!" (dick help me!) i try to say reaching for my adopted son. he chuckles and takes me from the crazy women. "guys um we have a mission so we need to get going." i look at him as if to say what the hell is wrong with you dick? he then takes a diaper bad and a baby slping... oh God no.... but alas im put into and rob turns to see everyone holing in laughter an says "anyone who laughs will want to sleep with one eye open. or dont sleep at all" then turns and going on the jet. "magann set up the mind link" dick says and apparntly im apart of it. witch they dont know you.

mind link convvesation.

Robin: superboy ill leave bruce with you.

superboy: WHAT? oh come on! i dont want to take care of him!

bruce:wow im deeply hurt... not! i will make your life a living hell kent!

robin:......

superboy:......

everyone else:......um okay then..

bruce: thats right fear me! i do have my adult mind and i will make you fear me! because im batman!!!

back to the story

ha ha ha the look on there faces are pure shock! i look at dick and giggle and rip is mask off by mistake.. oh shit im so dead. they all look at him shooked and he looks at me in anger. "DAD!!! YOUR DEAD WHEN YOUR BACK TO NORMAL!!" He yells, wow that hurs dick i didnt mean to. before i know it im crying my eyes out, dick trys to calm me down but just hand me to superboy when we land and runs off with the team. "well kid it me and you now" he says trying to cheer me up. then it hits me.. i pissed myself. i look at him and before i know it im already in a fresh diaper and a footed sleeper. and to make things worse he puts a dummy in my mouth. i try to fight it but after a bit i fall asleep on superboy.