Me playing DDLC for the first time be like

Me:*Watches Youtubers play Doki Doki Literature Club and decides to get it for myself*
Me:It seems really adorable including Sayori and the other characters.
Me:Oh sheesh that took a dark turn..
*When Sayori's death happens and Sayo-nara starts playing*
Me:*Jumps almost falling out of my chair and puts hands on my chest*
Me:I was so wrong about this game
*Act 2 comes around and Yuri starts acting different*
Me:Oh please don't do i- and she did it, Monika this is your fault!! stupid, rude Monika.
*Act 3 comes*
Me:Ok you know what I'm getting bored and plus you deserve because you made the girls die!! *deletes Monika*
*Act 4 comes and Sayori is now self aware*
Me:No Sayori!!,why Monika, why?!?!
Me:*sighs and re gets DDLC, only to get the same ending over and over again*
Me:*Starts writing poetry because of DDLC, giving up on trying to save the girls from Monika*

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