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I think you sacrifice the boat by covering it in flex tape and throwing it at whom ever hates flex tape

Nightmare: Well, I can't hate something I don't care about.

Cross: Nobody ever told me what Flex Tape was...

Error: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK.

Susie: I still don't understand how Flex Tape is better than normal tape??

Nightmare: Actually, yeah, why put it on a boat too? Tape isn't waterproof!

Error: Flex Tape is.

Nightmare: really?

Error: Yeah, I poured holy water on it but it just rolled off. 

Nightmare: DAMN THAT WAS MY  NEXT IDEA-

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Nightmare is just a hater. We should sacrifice him.

Nightmare: WHAT??

Nightmare: THAT IS SO-

Nightmare: THAT'S JUST-

Nightmare: UGHH!!!!

Cross: *pats Nightmare's back* Calm down, lol. 

Nightmare: NO. 

Nightmare: Y'KNOW WHAT?

Nightmare: ONLY F*CKING HATERS WOULD SACRIFICE RANDOM PEOPLE!

Nightmare: ONLY HATERS WOULD...

Nightmare: would...

Cross: N-nightmare?

Nightmare: *breathes heavily* I NEED A F*CKING BREAK.

Nightmare: *opens a portal to some random AU and walks away*

Cross: welp...

Oreo_Playz

Whos the youngest and oldest?

Error: Hmm...Well I'm 20. 

Cross: Nightmare is too! I'm 17.

Susie: I'm...18...

Cross: What about Horror, Dust, and Killer? 

Error: Horror is 17, Dust, is 18 I think...

Error: Oh! And Killer's 16.

Susie: So, in order it's you, Nightmare, me, Dust, Cross, Horror, and Killer.

Error: wait, I'm FOUR years older than Killer!

Cross: Well, uh, that explains...his personality?

Susie: He's childish and stupid, we all know that.

Cross: That's not what I meant! (Totally what he meant)

Poor poor horror Killer and dust Rest in Peace, oh make horror the sacrifice to lust

Horror, Killer & Dust: *falls into UnderLust*

Horror: O-ow! 

Killer: Ugh...stupid...Nightmare...

Horror: *looks around*

Horror: OH GOD HE WASN'T JOKING.

Dust: Hey! We're not dead yet!!

Killer: Yeah, don't let us Rest In Peace now!

Horror: I'm going to f*cking die if we run into Lust.

Killer: He wont kill you though... he'll just...uh...kiss you?

Horror: EXACTLY. I'LL KILL MYSELF.

Dust: What if we sacrifice you so we could escape?

Horror: It was the sacrifices that made this thing happen in the first place!!

Dust: Ah, true.  

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OH JEEZUS F*CKING CHRIST NOT UNDERLUST!! Rip killer horror and dusty boi

Dust: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT??

Dust: WE AREN'T DEAD!

Horror: yet

Dust: DUDE-SHUT UP! 

Killer: oh my god.

Dust: What?

Killer: I SEE SOMEONE COMING!!

Horror: F-F*CK!

Horror, Killer & Dust: *jumps into bushes*

Lust: *walks by humming Megalovania* 

Horror: *whispers* Woah... is a Sans actually walking instead of teleporting?

Dust: *whispers* Maybe he's stupid like you and forgot he's a magic skeleton. 

Horror: I didn't forget I  could teleport! I just forgot I could teleport other things!

Lust: IS THAT HORROR I HEAR~ 

Horror: OH SH*T!

Horror: *jumps from the bushes and runs*

Lust: I'M COMING FOR YOU!! *chases*

Dust: *facepalms* 

Dust: And he says he doesn't forget to teleport...

Killer: JUST AS YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IT, TOO!

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1 amen to give them bleach

Dust: Uh, amen to Horror? I'm not gonna die just yet! 

Killer: It's cause all of that L.O.V.E inside you, determination. 

Dust: AWW! I have love inside me?

Killer: That's not what I-

Dust: SHUSH AND DON'T BE MEAN.

Killer: ...

Killer: anyways-

Killer: If Dust isn't dying, then I don't want to either! I want to stay with him!

Killer: But amen to Horror for sure.

~IN THE CASTLE~

Error: Nope. They can die for all I care. 

Susie: But, giving them bleach would kill them.

Error: ...

Error: Well, they can suffer. 

Susie: Amen to them. They can be annoying.

Cross: SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA KILL THEM?!

Susie: yup.

Cross: ...ok...

Cross: Well, I mean, I don't want them to suffer but I don't want them to die. 

Error: You can open portals too, you know.

Cross: I know. 

Cross: Amen.

Susie: EXACTLY-

~LATER IN NEGATALE~

Nightmare: Ugh...

Nightmare: I sent them there to suffer, not to die. 

Nightmare: They can last a week, and if they don't, then they aren't strong enough to be on my team. 

Nightmare: BESIDES, they have their phones so they can text me or something. 

Nightmare: At least, if they remember.