That's a confusing title aint it.
JusticeSawyer1
(Hello newbie! :) )
Make Cross cry, I need to see more Crossmare hehe
Horror: Oh, I know the PERFECT thing!
~LATER~
Horror: Hey, Cross, I have a gift for you!!
Cross: Huh? *sticks his head out from the kitchen*
Horror: C'mon over here and open it!
Cross: ...okay? *teleports there and opens the gift, confused*
*Inside the gift is a cow plush*
Cross: hOLY SH*T F*CK GODDAMN MOTHEROFHOLYJESUSMOTHERF*CKINGCHRISTMAYGODCOMPELLYOUF*CKSH*TMOTHERF*KER-
Cross: *falls over and starts to cry*
Horror: *takes box and cow plush and runs away*
Nightmare: *teleports over* WHO MADE MY WAIFU SWEARRrr...
Nightmare: *sees Cross crying*
Cross: *sniff* c-cow...
Nightmare: *kneels down and picks up Cross with his arms, and cradles him*
Nightmare: Shh....shh...it's okay. It's alright. There are no cows and there is nobody who wants to hurt you.
Cross: *hugs Nightmare and burries his face against Nightmare's chest*
Nightmare: *pets Cross and kisses his forehead*
Everyone: AWWWW~
Horror: *drops the cow plush because he's awing*
Nightmare: *glares at Horror, then picks him up and throws him out the window*
Dust: *sighs* At least it's not Killer...
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Rip dust
Dust: I'm not f*cking dEAD YET!!
Dust: *slowly stands up*
Dust: *grabs his bed frame and stumbles to the door*
Dust: *accidentally pushes door handle and falls as the door opens*
Error: *spits out coffee* wHAT THE F-
Dust: *faceplants x2*
123123german
F*ckin dust can't walk he's disoriented
Dust: Yeah, I guess people get disoriented...
Dust: wHEN THEY GET F*CKING CRUSHED BY TWO FAT A*S SKELETONS AND KNOCKED OUT A BRICK!
Horror: *teleports back* yO YO YO-
Dust: sHADAFACKAP OR I'LL B*TCH-BRICK-SLAP YOU!
Horror: bOI YOU CAN'T EVEN GET UP I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY.
Dust: WATCH ME! *attempts to get up quickly but trips over his own feet*
Horror: tsk tsk tsk.
Horror: pathetic.
Dust: Hey, bud.
Dust: What's 5 x 10?
Horror: ...
Horror: SH*T MY ONLY WEAKNESS.
Dust: that's not your only on-
Horror: YOU GAVE ME A QUESTION NOW GIVE ME 5 YEARS TO SOLVE IT GODDAMMIT!
_nagitokomaeda_
Have any of you played sally face?
Error: *raises hand* Yeah, I have. I'm at the part where Sally Face 'dies' from the electrical chair.
Everyone else: Nope.
Susie: Who'd want to be named Sally FACE anyways?
Error: That's not his real name.
Error: A bully calls him that, and he kind of lives up to it I guess.
Error: Haven't played it in a while.
Susie: Yeah, but why do they call him that?
Error: Cos he wears a mask over his face.
Susie: Why?
Error: IDK, I think he got attacked by dogs or somethin.
Susie: Why??
Error: Uh... cos they...wanted....to?
Susie: WHY???
Error: PLAY IT YOURSELF YOU BUM-
Susie: AT LEAST I GOT A BUM YOU SKELE-LOSER!
Susie: *sticks her tongue out a sashay's away*
Error: ...
Error: stupid doctor how dare he f*cking die-
123123german
horror and killer thinks everything is real they are insane
Horror: Well, Killer is DEFINITELY insane. Always has been, actually.
Horror: He's uh, asleep right now.
Horror: And to be fair, I don't think Santa's real.
Horror: It's the Easter Bunny that is you walnut.
123123german
nightmares diagnosis just needs to be nice
Nightmare: NO F*CK YOU.
Cross: *pats Nightmare's back*
Cross: *whispers* Yeah, but that ain't never gonna happen.
crosses diagnosis it's nothing he looks like a cow and afraid of cows
Cross: *inhale* NO.
Cross: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A COW.
Cross: I AM AN OREO!!
Nightmare: YEAH.
Cross: ALSO, COWS ARE SCARY.
Cross: they deserve my fear.
Nightmare: Aw no, they don't deserve your fear.
Nightmare: I DO.
Cross: ...I UH-
Cross: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE GRATEFUL OR INSULTED--
Nightmare: be grateful you're the only person I love.
Susie: aND HE'S THE ONLY PERSON THAT LOVES YOU.
Nightmare: OH SHUT UP.
errors diagnosis just needs love and so on
Error: okay, RUDE.
Error: I HAVE LOVE.
Susie: unlike Nightmare.
Error: Ink loves me, Blue loves me,
Horror: A classical love triangle.
Error: nOT IN THAT WAY!
Error: Outertale Sans likes me.
Error: Therefore, I DO HAVE PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME.
Error: I HAVE LOVE.
Susie: i kNOW YOU'RE MADE OF LOVE-
Error: that song was stolen from Steven Universe.
Susie: You disgust me.
Snivy_Rose
((I don't regret anything)) I dare Error to slap Dust. =)
Error: gladly.
Error: *walks over to Dust, who's just lying on the ground, and b*tch slaps him so hard he rolls over*
Dust: oW WHAT THE F*CK?!
Dust: AREN'T I ALREADY IN ENOUGH PAIN?!
Error: Y'know...
Error: I don't really regret anything either.
Dust: I am going to get you back.
Error: How are you going to do that when you're on the floor?
Dust: ...
Dust: TOMORROW.