EVERYONE PLEASE FOLLOW @Snivy_Rose I FORGOT TO ADD HER DARE FOR THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS EEE!! I'M SO SORRY AND PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I FEEL HORRIBLE AND ALWAYS WILL!!!

Snivy_Rose

Hey horror I dare you to give nightmare a present and inside of it is someone's head.

Horror: Hehe, gladly.

Horror: *kills random human and chops off their head*

Horror: One head-dog coming up!! *puts the head in a box and goes back to castle*

Nightmare: Ugh, the castle feels so cold now. 

Horror: HEY NIGHTMARE, HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

Nightmare: *flinches* Wh-what?! New Years was like, 5 days ago! 

Horror: Yeah, well, the author forgot to add this ask and she's very sorry. 

Nightmare: Um, okay? 

Nightmare: *opens present*

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: *grabs Horror by the neck with his tentacles* 

Nightmare: I WILL GIVE YOU 5 SECONDS TO RUN, AND IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF THE CASTLE IN TIME, THIS HEAD WILL BE YOURS. 

Horror: *gulps* H-HEHE! OKAY N-NIGHTMARE!!

Nightmare: *drops Horror who bolts out of the castle*

Nightmare: *throws head into a portal*

~IN THE STAR SANSES HOUSE~

Dream: *humming* We...are the Star Sanses, and we'll always save the da-

Dream: *gets hit in the head...with the head*

Dream: o-OW!! 

emeade

*run in and eat tacos* thanks blue! I prefer spegeti tacos but thanks

Blue: You're welcome!

Blue: Sorry to say...but have no idea what spaghetti tacos are...

Blue: But, if you like it, I'm sure it's delicious!

emeade

.................whatever anyway thanks blueberry ....'even tho I want to kill another version of you'

Blue: -._-.

Blue: Well, violence isn't always the answer! Maybe you should try to talk with...me? 

Blue: I'm sure that ...uh, I want to be friends with you! 

Dream: That's really confusing....

emeade

ink your nice most inks I know would say something along the lines of 'you knew what would happen you devil thing that doesn't diserve there title*

Ink: Do you know what would happen? 

Ink: Also, that's really mean. 

Blue: Yeah, Ink! Be nicer!

Ink: Wait, but it's not me...

Ink: It's uh...me????

Dream: I am so confused.

Ink: I AM HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS. 

_nagitokomaeda_

Nightmare wear a bikini lol

Nightmare: Wh-WHY?!

Cross: Yess, do it!! 

Nightmare: *grumbles* F-fine...BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE ME BUT CROSS!!

Susie: That's not how it works, buddy. 

Nightmare: ugh, i hate this stupid dare. *goes into his room to change*

Cross: *trying to to jump* yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

~LATER~

Nightmare: *walks out, crossing arms* It's cold out here...

Nightmare: *wearing a black bikini that is slowly being covered by his goop*

Cross: *blushes and thinks* o-oh god, he's cuter than I th-thought...

Susie: Eh, not bad. Bikini's aren't really your style, bud. 

Nightmare: OH REALLY NO CRAP! *blushing*

Error: I don't care. 

Killer: Hey, Dust, you wear a bikini! 

Dust: What?! NO.

Horror: Hey, Nightmare. 

Nightmare: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Horror: Uh, I think Cross is dead. 

Cross: *lying on the ground blushing* 

Nightmare: U-UH! I'M G-GOING TO G-GET DR-DRESSED!!!

Nightmare: *runs into his bedroom*

Cross: *gets up* O-omg...my dream came true

Error: That was absolutely useless.

Cross: YOU'RE USELESS!!

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~RANDOM PUNS, BECAUSE IT'S PUN TO DO!~

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Killer: *teleports to Cross* Hey, you making lunch? 

Cross: Yeah, I'm making chicken soup. 

Killer: Just now? 

Cross: Uh...yes? 

Killer: You were soup-posed to make lunch an hour ago!! 

Cross: I WILL DUMP THIS BOILING WATER ON YOU, UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE HORROR. 

Horror: *from the couch* HEY RUDE-

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Killer: Instead of soup, can I have eggs?

Cross: Don't you like soup? 

Killer: Yeah, but eggs are really egg-cellent!

Cross: *sigh* Fine. I'll make you eggs. How do you want them? 

Killer: C'mon Cross! How do monsters like their eggs? 

Cross: ...scrambel-

Killer: Terri-fried! 

Cross: I AM NOT MAKING YOUR EGGS.

Killer: Aw, don't be egg-ravating Cross! 

Cross: GET OUT! *throws a spatula at Killer* 

Killer: eEP! *flees*

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Cross: *getting dressed*

Killer: hEY CROSS!! 

Cross: *falls over* OOF WHAT THE HECK?!

Killer: What kind of shorts do clouds wear? 

Cross: NONE?!

Killer: Thunder-wear! 

Cross: OMG I DON'T CARE!! *slams door*

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Cross: Okay, everyone, who took my chocolate? 

Killer: *Was the one who took the chocolate*

Killer: Cross, I know!

Cross: ...who? 

Killer: What do you call a detective alligator? 

Cross: Killer we are trying  to figure out who took my chocolat-

Killer: AN INVESTI-GATOR

Cross: *facepalm* Just...give me my chocolate. 

Killer: *throws chocolate and runs*

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669 words I'm so proud-