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Those are my neighbours dogs and they ran all the way to my house omg-
the title is stupid and doesn't mean anything carry on-


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I dare everyone to switch clothes with someone for the next 2 dares


Killer: i CALL DUST!!


Error: woah, no way.


Error: Your outfits are almost the EXACT SAME.


Dust: exactly.


Nightmare: No, we all draw names out of a hat.


Nightmare except for me-


Killer: Who's being unfair now?


Nightmare: I'm stuck in these clothes, they are literally part of me. It's impossible for me to take them off.


Cross: Well....


Nightmare: hushssuhsushsushs


Horror: Uh huh.


Horror: Then how do you fu-


Nightmare: gODDAMMIT OKAY I WILL PARTICIPATE


Nightmare: But whoever gets me will be covered in slime.


Lust: I'm sure Cross is already used to that.


Horror: hAH-


*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*


Lust & Horror: *tentacle slap marks*


Susie: Okay, I got the names...


Susie: Do we even have any hats?


Dust: We could just use a bowl


Susie: oh yee


Lust: *picks out one* Uhh... I got Susie....


Susie: Honestly, my clothes aren't that different from yours.


Lust: Yeah you're right...


Susie: Does that mean I wear Lust's??


Nightmare: No, pick someone else.


Nightmare: I want as much suffering as possible.


Susie: *groans* Fiiiine....


Susie: *picks Dust*


Killer: nOOOOO-


Susie: uhhh.... okay????


Dust: I mean, none of us have bad clothing choices besides Lust


Lust: i hEARD THAT-


Killer: *glaring at Susie as Dust picks a name*


Dust: Oh, I got Cross


Cross: noooo i wanted to pick mYSELF.


Dust: *looks at Cross*


Dust: oh no.


Dust: i AM GOING TO BE ROASTING IN THAT!


Cross: *laughs* Yes, yes you are


Nightmare: sufferrrrrrrr


Dust: *flops on the couch*


Cross: *picks a name* Oh, Killer!


Killer: When you wear my clothes,


Killer: DON'T TOUCH MY KNIVES.


Error: you have...


Error: Knives in your clothes??????


Killer: Yeah?


Killer: you don't?-


Killer: *picks a name* oH GOD.


Nightmare: Who'd you get??


Killer: youu.....


Nightmare: Oh okay.


Killer: The only people left are Horror, Error and Lust.


Nightmare: oH GOD PLEASE DON'T LET ME PICK LUST-


Lust: I AM RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!!?


Nightmare: *picks one* Oh. Error.


Error: ffFFFF-


Error: I'M GONNA GET SLIME ALL OVER MY CLOTHES!!


Nightmare: ahaha... I warned y'all...


Nightmare: nOW SUFFER.


Error: I HOPE YOU STRANGLE IN MY SCARF!


Nightmare: I HOPE YOU PICK LUST!!


Error: wha-


Error: oHHH NOOO...


Lust: It's not that bad my gosh!


Error: *prays to every god and pulls out a name*


Error: ...


Horror: who is it-


Error: OH THANK GOD IT'S HORROR!!


Horror: okayyy???


Horror: Ah! That means I get to wear Lust's clothes!


Nightmare: Yeah, the one person who doesn't actually mind gets his.


Lust: Do you wanna switch with him?


Nightmare: nothankyougoodbye-


Lust = Susie's Clothes


Susie = Dust's Clothes


Dust = Cross's Clothes


Cross = Killer's Clothes


Killer = Nightmare's Clothes


Nightmare = Error's Clothes


Error = Horror's Clothes


Horror = Lust's Clothes


~A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TIME SKIP~


Nightmare: I hate.


Nightmare: Your stupid.


Nightmare: sCARF.


Error: Are you being strangled????


Nightmare: tf no?


Error: damn-


Killer: We all know you started wearing it cos you wanted to look like In-


Error: STFU YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE LOOKING BUM.


Killer: Garbage?????????????


Killer: naw Right now I look like an octopus.


Nightmare: wait wh-


Nightmare: OH YOU B*TCH


Cross: *grabs Nightmare's arm* Calm down!


Nightmare: *looks Cross up and down* You look weird.


Cross: exCAHUSE ME-


Killer: he looks fine.


Dust: Yeah, especially compared to Horror.


Horror: Pfft I look fabulous~


Lust: hehe, you pull it off better than me!


Error: But you don't pull it of-


Lust: YES I DO I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.


Susie: I think there's sand in your sweater...


Dust: Oh...


Dust: hahHAHA-


Dust: Actually, that's dead monster dust.


Susie: -


Susie: Yeah ok sounds ligit-


Lust: I feel... normal? Like I'm comfortable and stuff.


Nightmare: Ohh pfft, boring.


Cross: How are you doing in those clothes, Dust.


Dust: Hot, but actually not that hot.


Cross: Exactly. You're okay.


Killer: What about you?


Cross: I feel.... under dressed and naked.


Horror: Yeah, doesn't Nightmare want to see that-


Nightmare: *throws Horror out the window*


Error: Well, it's been a while since that happened-


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Here is a roast for Nightmare *Telling him ((Nightmare)) in person*: You have a really low opinion of others. You look like you considers them equals.


Horror: *shrinks down* I call not me-


Lust: Oh don't be such a baby!


Horror: I've been thrown out of windows to much lately


Horror: I think I'll just stick to being dirty and making people cringe-


Dust: Since I have a brain, not me.


Killer: I will!!


Dust: *grabs Killer* Nope.


Killer: f*Ck YoU-


Susie: uHHh, what about Erro-


Error: i WiLl SpItE yOu


Cross: Obviously, not me.


Lust: Wow, all of you are pathetic.


Error: Since when did you become the big talker?


Lust: SINCE NOW!!-


Horror: Nightmare's going to throw you out a window tho-


Lust: No he wont!


Lust: he uh, doesn't like to touch me-


Dust: *srnk* Confidence in the trash...


Lust: Oh whatever! *walks to Nightmare*


Nightmare: *reading and not paying attention*


Lust: Hey, Nightmare, you have a pretty low opinion of others...


Nightmare: *looks up* Yeah, especially of you. What do you want?


Lust: Well, you look like you consider them to be equals.


Nightmare: What?? Why would I-


Nightmare: oH YOU B*TCH.


Lust: What are you gonna do Nightmare? Throw me out a window?


Nightmare: ew no-


Lust: hAH-


Nightmare: I'm throwing Horror out a window.


Lust: wait-


Horror: wAIT- *flung out the window*


Lust: craAAAAAPpPPPppppPPpPPPpPPpPPpPPpPPpppPPpPPpPppPPpPpppPpPpPppPpPPPp


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Hey lust,....you know what I relized, your the only one in this book I talk to so, I'm gonna try talking to others. Who do you suggest?


Lust: Um, not Nightmare. He's edgy...


Nightmare: i will strangle Horror-


Lust: Error is boring and stupid...


Error: i AM NOT STUPID-


Lust: Killer is childish...


Killer: -


Killer: Eh, pretty true.


Dust: Hehe, painfully true


Lust: Dust thinks he's wayyy more mature than he actually is-


Dust: Heh- wait what


Lust: The only people I'd recommend are Susie, Horror and I.


Lust: Although Horror is a little dirty and Susie kind of just stands in a corner....


Lust: So I'm the best solution!


Nightmare: *rolls his eye* But, you're too egotistic.


Lust: f-


Susie: Basically, no one's perfect, so talk to whoever you want!


Lust: except for drug dealers, rapists, murderers-


Killer: Woah, hey, what's wrong with murderers!


Lust: E-everything?????


Dust: rude.


Horror: Wow Lust, that was a low blow...


Lust: What???


Lust: ?????


Lust: oh right you kill people i forgot-


Cross: That's kind of... something hard to forget?


Lust: *shrugs* idk man my brain just doesn't work-


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Dare; Staring contest. Winner gets a one-time-Dare-pass, (Basically they can get out of a dare of their choice)


Nightmare: Oh hell yeah!! *cracks knuckles*


Everyone: shooottt.....


Cross: u-um, you know you don't need your hands... right?


Nightmare: You never know... *smiles*


Cross: *shrinks down*


Nightmare: Aw, I'd never hurt you-


Cross: You're going to hurt someone?!


Nightmare: possibly...


Cross: -


Cross: fair enough.


Error: Wow, that hurt man.


Cross: Suck it up! *sticks out tongue*


Killer: You guys call me immature?


Dust: yes???


Nightmare: Let's just get on with the challenge!!


Error: Can i forfeit?


Nightmare: Did you see the prize? One get-out-of-dare-free card!


Error: sh*t i aCTUALLY WANT THAT.


Dust: *pushes Killer over* that IS MINE.


Killer: FKSDSKFSD RUDE-


~A GLORIOUS TIME SKIP~


*Only Nightmare and Error left in the competition*


Dust: i can't believe i lost to Killer...


Killer: Hey, in it to win it.


Dust: Well you aren't winning it now, huh?


Killer: You aren't either!


Nightmare: sHUT UP!!!


Lust: we-


Lust: We didn't even start??


Nightmare: shushshushshush-


Horror: ...?


Susie: THREE!!


Cross: TWO!!


Everyone: ONE!!


Nightmare: *stares*


Error: *stares deeper*


Nightmare: *stares even deeper*


Error: *stares the deepest*


Nightmare: *thinking* d-dammit, I can't beat him like this!


Nightmare: *thinking* I didn't I want to do this... but I must use my sECRET WEAPON


Nightmare: *begins to GLARE!*


Cross: *only one who notices, but keeps quiet*


Error: *thinking* what- what is this power??? I-I can't-


Error: *falls off his chair*


Everyone: *cheers*


Nightmare: Looks like I'm the winner!


Nightmare: FOOLS-


Sorry for the REALLY late update! I've completely given up trying to maintain a schedule, so just expect a chapter 1-4 days after it was published. Sorry I suck....

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