Those are my neighbours dogs and they ran all the way to my house omg-
the title is stupid and doesn't mean anything carry on-
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I dare everyone to switch clothes with someone for the next 2 dares
Killer: i CALL DUST!!
Error: woah, no way.
Error: Your outfits are almost the EXACT SAME.
Dust: exactly.
Nightmare: No, we all draw names out of a hat.
Nightmare except for me-
Killer: Who's being unfair now?
Nightmare: I'm stuck in these clothes, they are literally part of me. It's impossible for me to take them off.
Cross: Well....
Nightmare: hushssuhsushsushs
Horror: Uh huh.
Horror: Then how do you fu-
Nightmare: gODDAMMIT OKAY I WILL PARTICIPATE
Nightmare: But whoever gets me will be covered in slime.
Lust: I'm sure Cross is already used to that.
Horror: hAH-
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
Lust & Horror: *tentacle slap marks*
Susie: Okay, I got the names...
Susie: Do we even have any hats?
Dust: We could just use a bowl
Susie: oh yee
Lust: *picks out one* Uhh... I got Susie....
Susie: Honestly, my clothes aren't that different from yours.
Lust: Yeah you're right...
Susie: Does that mean I wear Lust's??
Nightmare: No, pick someone else.
Nightmare: I want as much suffering as possible.
Susie: *groans* Fiiiine....
Susie: *picks Dust*
Killer: nOOOOO-
Susie: uhhh.... okay????
Dust: I mean, none of us have bad clothing choices besides Lust
Lust: i hEARD THAT-
Killer: *glaring at Susie as Dust picks a name*
Dust: Oh, I got Cross
Cross: noooo i wanted to pick mYSELF.
Dust: *looks at Cross*
Dust: oh no.
Dust: i AM GOING TO BE ROASTING IN THAT!
Cross: *laughs* Yes, yes you are
Nightmare: sufferrrrrrrr
Dust: *flops on the couch*
Cross: *picks a name* Oh, Killer!
Killer: When you wear my clothes,
Killer: DON'T TOUCH MY KNIVES.
Error: you have...
Error: Knives in your clothes??????
Killer: Yeah?
Killer: you don't?-
Killer: *picks a name* oH GOD.
Nightmare: Who'd you get??
Killer: youu.....
Nightmare: Oh okay.
Killer: The only people left are Horror, Error and Lust.
Nightmare: oH GOD PLEASE DON'T LET ME PICK LUST-
Lust: I AM RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!!?
Nightmare: *picks one* Oh. Error.
Error: ffFFFF-
Error: I'M GONNA GET SLIME ALL OVER MY CLOTHES!!
Nightmare: ahaha... I warned y'all...
Nightmare: nOW SUFFER.
Error: I HOPE YOU STRANGLE IN MY SCARF!
Nightmare: I HOPE YOU PICK LUST!!
Error: wha-
Error: oHHH NOOO...
Lust: It's not that bad my gosh!
Error: *prays to every god and pulls out a name*
Error: ...
Horror: who is it-
Error: OH THANK GOD IT'S HORROR!!
Horror: okayyy???
Horror: Ah! That means I get to wear Lust's clothes!
Nightmare: Yeah, the one person who doesn't actually mind gets his.
Lust: Do you wanna switch with him?
Nightmare: nothankyougoodbye-
Lust = Susie's Clothes
Susie = Dust's Clothes
Dust = Cross's Clothes
Cross = Killer's Clothes
Killer = Nightmare's Clothes
Nightmare = Error's Clothes
Error = Horror's Clothes
Horror = Lust's Clothes
~A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TIME SKIP~
Nightmare: I hate.
Nightmare: Your stupid.
Nightmare: sCARF.
Error: Are you being strangled????
Nightmare: tf no?
Error: damn-
Killer: We all know you started wearing it cos you wanted to look like In-
Error: STFU YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE LOOKING BUM.
Killer: Garbage?????????????
Killer: naw Right now I look like an octopus.
Nightmare: wait wh-
Nightmare: OH YOU B*TCH
Cross: *grabs Nightmare's arm* Calm down!
Nightmare: *looks Cross up and down* You look weird.
Cross: exCAHUSE ME-
Killer: he looks fine.
Dust: Yeah, especially compared to Horror.
Horror: Pfft I look fabulous~
Lust: hehe, you pull it off better than me!
Error: But you don't pull it of-
Lust: YES I DO I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
Susie: I think there's sand in your sweater...
Dust: Oh...
Dust: hahHAHA-
Dust: Actually, that's dead monster dust.
Susie: -
Susie: Yeah ok sounds ligit-
Lust: I feel... normal? Like I'm comfortable and stuff.
Nightmare: Ohh pfft, boring.
Cross: How are you doing in those clothes, Dust.
Dust: Hot, but actually not that hot.
Cross: Exactly. You're okay.
Killer: What about you?
Cross: I feel.... under dressed and naked.
Horror: Yeah, doesn't Nightmare want to see that-
Nightmare: *throws Horror out the window*
Error: Well, it's been a while since that happened-
The_Ninjago_Fangirl
Here is a roast for Nightmare *Telling him ((Nightmare)) in person*: You have a really low opinion of others. You look like you considers them equals.
Horror: *shrinks down* I call not me-
Lust: Oh don't be such a baby!
Horror: I've been thrown out of windows to much lately
Horror: I think I'll just stick to being dirty and making people cringe-
Dust: Since I have a brain, not me.
Killer: I will!!
Dust: *grabs Killer* Nope.
Killer: f*Ck YoU-
Susie: uHHh, what about Erro-
Error: i WiLl SpItE yOu
Cross: Obviously, not me.
Lust: Wow, all of you are pathetic.
Error: Since when did you become the big talker?
Lust: SINCE NOW!!-
Horror: Nightmare's going to throw you out a window tho-
Lust: No he wont!
Lust: he uh, doesn't like to touch me-
Dust: *srnk* Confidence in the trash...
Lust: Oh whatever! *walks to Nightmare*
Nightmare: *reading and not paying attention*
Lust: Hey, Nightmare, you have a pretty low opinion of others...
Nightmare: *looks up* Yeah, especially of you. What do you want?
Lust: Well, you look like you consider them to be equals.
Nightmare: What?? Why would I-
Nightmare: oH YOU B*TCH.
Lust: What are you gonna do Nightmare? Throw me out a window?
Nightmare: ew no-
Lust: hAH-
Nightmare: I'm throwing Horror out a window.
Lust: wait-
Horror: wAIT- *flung out the window*
Lust: craAAAAAPpPPPppppPPpPPPpPPpPPpPPpPPpppPPpPPpPppPPpPpppPpPpPppPpPPPp
emeade
Hey lust,....you know what I relized, your the only one in this book I talk to so, I'm gonna try talking to others. Who do you suggest?
Lust: Um, not Nightmare. He's edgy...
Nightmare: i will strangle Horror-
Lust: Error is boring and stupid...
Error: i AM NOT STUPID-
Lust: Killer is childish...
Killer: -
Killer: Eh, pretty true.
Dust: Hehe, painfully true
Lust: Dust thinks he's wayyy more mature than he actually is-
Dust: Heh- wait what
Lust: The only people I'd recommend are Susie, Horror and I.
Lust: Although Horror is a little dirty and Susie kind of just stands in a corner....
Lust: So I'm the best solution!
Nightmare: *rolls his eye* But, you're too egotistic.
Lust: f-
Susie: Basically, no one's perfect, so talk to whoever you want!
Lust: except for drug dealers, rapists, murderers-
Killer: Woah, hey, what's wrong with murderers!
Lust: E-everything?????
Dust: rude.
Horror: Wow Lust, that was a low blow...
Lust: What???
Lust: ?????
Lust: oh right you kill people i forgot-
Cross: That's kind of... something hard to forget?
Lust: *shrugs* idk man my brain just doesn't work-
PaleOceanEyes
Dare; Staring contest. Winner gets a one-time-Dare-pass, (Basically they can get out of a dare of their choice)
Nightmare: Oh hell yeah!! *cracks knuckles*
Everyone: shooottt.....
Cross: u-um, you know you don't need your hands... right?
Nightmare: You never know... *smiles*
Cross: *shrinks down*
Nightmare: Aw, I'd never hurt you-
Cross: You're going to hurt someone?!
Nightmare: possibly...
Cross: -
Cross: fair enough.
Error: Wow, that hurt man.
Cross: Suck it up! *sticks out tongue*
Killer: You guys call me immature?
Dust: yes???
Nightmare: Let's just get on with the challenge!!
Error: Can i forfeit?
Nightmare: Did you see the prize? One get-out-of-dare-free card!
Error: sh*t i aCTUALLY WANT THAT.
Dust: *pushes Killer over* that IS MINE.
Killer: FKSDSKFSD RUDE-
~A GLORIOUS TIME SKIP~
*Only Nightmare and Error left in the competition*
Dust: i can't believe i lost to Killer...
Killer: Hey, in it to win it.
Dust: Well you aren't winning it now, huh?
Killer: You aren't either!
Nightmare: sHUT UP!!!
Lust: we-
Lust: We didn't even start??
Nightmare: shushshushshush-
Horror: ...?
Susie: THREE!!
Cross: TWO!!
Everyone: ONE!!
Nightmare: *stares*
Error: *stares deeper*
Nightmare: *stares even deeper*
Error: *stares the deepest*
Nightmare: *thinking* d-dammit, I can't beat him like this!
Nightmare: *thinking* I didn't I want to do this... but I must use my sECRET WEAPON
Nightmare: *begins to GLARE!*
Cross: *only one who notices, but keeps quiet*
Error: *thinking* what- what is this power??? I-I can't-
Error: *falls off his chair*
Everyone: *cheers*
Nightmare: Looks like I'm the winner!
Nightmare: FOOLS-
Sorry for the REALLY late update! I've completely given up trying to maintain a schedule, so just expect a chapter 1-4 days after it was published. Sorry I suck....