My computer was taken away through the holiday weekend cos my family wanted me to spend time with my cousins...

SORRY!! 

but I mean I'm just one day off, so plz don't get TOO mad...

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Well ..... yes I can time travel but I meant like 'I'm me *comma* in the future' sorry and I really don't diserve apoligizes from anyone

Lust: Well, that's pretty cool! Sorry for misunderstanding, heh. I do that a lot...Paps loves it. 

L!Paps: I DO NOT! 

L!Paps: ANYWAYS, 

L!Paps: We should really get home. We spent the entire night in here and I need to get at LEAST an hour of sleep before heading off to look for humans! 

Lust: Aw, bro, just tell Undyne you had someone over!

L!Paps: We all know...that wouldn't happen. 

Lust: Just you wait bro, I have a feeling the guy who's been sending you letters might just-

L!Paps: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT! 

Lust: Heheh, whoops. 

L!Paps: OMG SANS! *storms off*

Lust: heh...

Lust: But on the last note, 

Lust: You..really need to shut up. 

Lust: Any friend of uh...mine? Deserves an apology. So shut up, and deal with it. 

Lust: I know you're a good person. I can just feel it.

Lust: Hehe...I'm really...

Lust: *falls asleep*

~!!!!!!!!CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!!!!!!~

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You guys should burn down the Christmas tree and everything on it after Christmas also you should go to dreams house if he does Christmas and burn down his Christmas tree

Nightmare: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA...

Nightmare: aaaafter we set up the tree...

Horror: *comes in the castle holding a tree* I'VE GOT ONE!! 

Susie: HEY! I wanted to cut down one! 

Horror: TOO BAD, I DID!

Susie: UGH.

*Everyone starts to decorate it, except Cross bakes gingerbread men*

Horror: *tries to put a head on the tree*

Error: *grabs head with strings* NO. NOT THIS YEAR! *throws head out the window*

Horror: aw. 

Nightmare: *using tentacles to hang the ornaments higher.*

Dust: Hey, look at this one! It's so cool! 

Killer: Can I see?? *takes ornament and drops it*

Dust: Killer why

Killer: Oops! I'll hang another one inste-

Dust: NO! H-HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE COOKIES WITH CROSS! 

Cross: NO WAY HE'LL BURN THE KITCHEN DOWN!! 

Killer: rude

Dust: uuuhhh... *gets an idea*

Dust: How about you hang up mistletoe? 

Killer: AH YES! *runs*

Error: NO MORE THAN 5

Killer: TOO LATE!

Susie: oh god.

Nightmare: FINALLY, we're done! 

Cross: *skips out* The cookies are in the oven!

Nightmare: *holds Cross up so he can put on the star*

Error: REALLY??

Nightmare: OH SHUT UP! DO YOU WANT COOKIES OR NOT?!

*Later, when the cookies are done*

Cross: OKAY! Everyone keep a close eye on Horror. 

Horror: whyyyyyy

Cross: you know why.

Horror: Ugh, fine. 

*Everyone starts to decorate cookies* 

Cross: Hey look! It's me and Nightmare! *poorly decorated Cross and Nightmare cookie*

Nightmare: Aw, that's sweet! *okay decorated Cross and Nightmare cookie* We both did the same thing! 

Cross: I love you! 

Nightmare: I love you to-

Error: NOBODY CARES! *really bad Ink and Error cookie* 

Dust: All of you are pathetic... *Decent Dust and Killer cookie* OH hey, Kills, we have the same too!

Killer: *good Dust and Killer cookie* Aw hey, that's cool!

Horror: *REALLY BAD Horror and dead-person cookie* Why did everyone do their partners?? 

Nightmare: BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOVES US. 

Nightmare: UNLIKE YOU. 

Horror: *le offeneded gasp* HOW RUDE! 

Susie: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FOCUS!! *REALLY GOOD Lancer and Noelle cookie*

Cross: ...woah-

Killer: that is GOOD! 

Error: hey, she's the only one who DIDN'T make herself. 

Susie: COS ALL OF YOU ARE SELFISH NOW SHUT UP AND MAKE DINNER OR SOMETHIN

Error: ehhh...I think it's time for me to leave for Ink's. 

Nightmare: Wait, will Dream be there? 

Error: uhh...yes? 

Nightmare: BURN HIS TREE. 

Error: WHAT?! NO! 

Nightmare: He has a different one then Ink's right? 

Error: ...yes? 

Nightmare: THEN BURN IT. 

Error: NO! 

Error: DO IT YOURSELF! 

Susie: why me...

Nightmare: fine, but first we have to burn our-

Killer: ALREADY DID IT! *standing in front of the burning tree* 

Cross: ALL OF YOU ARE CRAZY!! 

Nightmare: even me-

Cross: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!

Error: omg I hate you all. *opens a portal and leaves* 

Nightmare: OKAY! 

Nightmare: EVERYOEN EXCEPT HORROR AND KILLER, HELP CROSS WITH DINNER!

Susie: Augh, really? 

Nightmare: YES! 

Killer: Can I come burn Dream's tree???

Nightmare: well, destroying things IS your specialty, so you and Horror are coming with me. 

Killer: YES I GET TO GET MY REVENGE. 

Horror: Can I steal his food too?

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare When we're done?? Sure??????

Cross: Stay safe Senpai! 

Nightmare: I will Waifu! *leaves with Horror and Killer* 

*AT DREAMS HOUSE* 

Dream: Okay! I have my cookies and my Secret Santa present... aw Blue's gonna love it! Am I missing anything else? *looks around*

Nightmare: YOU'RE MISSING THE FIRE!!

Dream: W-WHAT?! 

Killer: *sets his tree on fire* SUCK IT B*TCH *puts up middle finger*

Dream: AHH OMG MY TREE! KILLER!! WHAT THE...WHAT THE HECK!?

Horror: *peaks head from kitchen* yo Dream, do you have any RAW MEAT? 

Dream: WHY ARE YOU HERE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 

Nightmare: *laughing maniacally* 

Dream: *takes out bow and arrows* GET. OUT. NOW!

Killer: oh god not again *runs out portal Nightmare made*

Horror: *runs out of kitchen with raw chicken and hamburgers* REEEEE-

Nightmare: *puts up middle finger* Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! 

Dream: GOSH DARN IT NIGHTMARE! 

Nightmare: *runs in portal and closes it* 

Cross: Are you okay? 

Nightmare: HAHA, NEVER BETTER! 

*Later that night, after dinner. Nothing really happened so...*

Cross: YES! TIME FOR SECRET SANTA!

Killer: Why don't we all just get everyone a gift? 

Dust: Cos we're all broke. Including you.

Killer: ESPECIALLY me Bby. 

Nightmare: let'sjustopengifts

Nightmare: *hands Susie a gift* 

Susie: *opens gift and sees 10 boxes of chalk* AW HELL YEAH! 

Nightmare: Heh, you're welcome. 

Susie: I'm so happy I stayed here instead of Noelle's. 

Susie: Not as if I don't love her, just that it's SUPER awkward and her dad is kind of weird... 

Susie: ANYWAYS! *hands Killer a gift*

Killer: Aw sweet! *opens it and gets a roll of Flex Tape*

Susie: Yeah...I don't really know you, so uh I just assumed-

Killer: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH!! *hugs Susie* 

Susie: OKAY OKAY THANK YOU GET OFF NOW. 

Killer: *gets off and smiles, then gives Cross a gift*

Cross: Huh, oh thanks Killer...*opens it and sees TONS of chocolate bars* 

Cross: *gasps* YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 

Killer: Yeah, since US!Chara ate all of yours...

Cross: EEEE!! This is the BEST! 

Cross: Oh, it's my turn. *gives Dust a gift* 

Dust: Hm? *gets a Grillby gift card with 50 dollars on it*

Cross: So, it's for your uh...'Grillby's'. (even though he's dead and everything's just moldy but you know-)

Dust: AYY THANKS! THIS IS GREAT! 

Killer: And he call's me dumb. 

Dust: Oh shut up, let me dream. *gives Horror a gift*

Horror: Huh? *opens gift and gets raw meat and a drag race wig* 

Horror: OH MY GOD!! *puts on wig and eats meat*

Dust: ...I mean you could have saved that for later but okay...

Horror: THANKS A LOT BRO! 

Dust: You're welcome! 

Horror: *hands Nightmare a gift*

Nightmare: *sighs* Okay, what's this...*opens gift and gets 3 large books*

Nightmare: Oh hey! This is actually what I wanted!

Horror: Are you...gonna say thanks? 

Nightmare: ....*whispers* thanks

Horror: What?

Nightmare: NOTHING-

Killer: OKAYEVERYONEGOTOBEDANDWAITFORSANTABYE *runs to his bedroom*

Cross: ...what? 

Dust: He said to go to bed and wait for Santa.

Susie: He still believes in that??

Nightmare: Well, we've been pretending to be Santa and putting presents so uh...yes?

Susie: ...

Susie: You are horrible people. 

Dust: Oh, shut up and help me put presents in his stocking. 

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