Susie: WOW, I'm bored.

MegaLOVEania: Yeah, me too.

Susie: WAIT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

MegaLOVEania: UHH NOBODY! *le fresh poof*

Susie: wait...

Susie: Where did it go?

Nightmare: Where did what go?

Susie: ...

Susie: Nothing...

MegaLOVEania: This is the stupidest short ever

Susie: AHH!! 

Nightmare: WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU?!

MegaLOVEania: NOBODY! I SAID THAT! *another le fresh poof*

Nightmare: Holy crap

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Lust: hush hush HUSH

Horror: THE F*CK?!

Lust: blush blush BLUSH

Horror: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!

Lust: You are now my big fat CRUSH!!

Horror: *unholy screeching*

Lust: I'm single as I can be!

Horror: yEAh thErEs A rEAsOn fOr thAt

Lust: You're single-perfect for me!

Horror: Actually, OXYGEN is MY partner

Lust: I'll give you a bunch of reasons why I think you should date me!

Horror: NO.

Horror: *throws Lust out of a window*

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Error: *sips coffee*

Error: It's a beautiful day outside...

Nightmare: Why tf are you paying attention to outside-

Nightmare: WHEN WE HAVE A TELEVISION?!

Error: ...

Error: True.

Killer: Kids these days jesus

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Cross: Hey Susie!!

Susie: what

Cross: I like your perfume! 

Susie: WHAT THE HECK?!

Cross: What is it? The Stench Of Death?

Susie: ...

Susie: yes

Nightmare: STOP FLIRTING WITH SUSIE!! 

Nightmare: *protectively grabs Cross*

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Dust: I'm hungry

Killer: HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD!

Dust: ...

 Dust: Daddy~

Killer: yes

Nightmare: STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER

Nightmare: *throws both of them out windows*

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Susie: You guys break a lot of windows.

Nightmare: Yup.

Susie: Doesn't it cost...

Susie: A lot of money?!

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: *throws Susie out a window*

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Error: Guys, I can't find Ink anywhere in the multiverse.

Horror: Really? Sucks to be you.

Killer: Are you upset cause you can't get laid tonight?

Error: OMG SHUT UP!!

Nightmare: I saw him at McDanolds yesterday.

Error: Oh ok thanks.

Error: wait why were YOU at McDanolds?!

Nightmare: WELL I WAS HUNGRY CAUSE SOMEONE

Nightmare: *glares at Susie*

Nightmare: ATE ALL THE FOOD!!

Horror: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ANY FOR US?!?!

Nightmare: Cause I'm broke.

Killer: We all are.

Horror: Just steal it!

Killer: You can't steal food dingus! They need to make it first!

Horror: UGH that's STUPID.

Error: YOU ARE STUPID! 

Error: ALL OF YOU!!

Error: *grumbles and storms out of the castle*

Susie: HEY guys, wanna play Uno?

Nightmare: NO.

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MegaLOVEania: I am so lonely right now omg

MegaLOVEania: Is this whats writers-block feels like?!

Susie: OMG IT'S YOU AGAIN!!

MegaLOVEania: AAAHHH!!! *le fresh poof away*

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Yeah, I copied the layout of RSWTBS...

I'm sorry...

Random Shit With The Bad Sanses is a great book by FullOnTrash, everyone should read it! 

(It's better than this-way better. Don't worry)