I DIDN'T STEAL THIS IDEA WHAT-



Groupchat: Bad Guy Team


Nightmare = NegativityKing1


Cross = FluffyOreo


Killer = StabbymcStab


Dust = MurderMe


Error = GlitchyBoi


Horror = ImmaEatYou


Lust = IHeartU


Susie = PurpleDino


                                            10:30AM


NegativityKing1: I made this chat so we can talk about strategy.


IHeartU: Why am I in this???


ImmaEatYou: Because I added you.


IHeartU: wHY?!


ImmaEatYou: idk


FluffyOreo: We're having lunch soon, any suggestions?


ImmaEatYou: HUMAN FLESH.


FluffyOreo: nO


StabbymcStab: Grilled DEAD PEOPLE.


FluffyOreo: You wouldn't even eat that, no!


MurderMe: flex tape.


FluffyOreo: NO. 


GlitchyBoi: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH TV!!


IHeartU: Grilled cheese?


FluffyOreo: fiiiine


                                          11:30AM


FluffyOreo: Lunch is ready!


                                           12:00PM


FluffyOreo: Guys where the heck are you


FluffyOreo: Lunch is ready, I'll eat it all if you don't show up


                                           1:00PM


FluffyOreo: nightmare I'm lost in the castle help


NegativityKing1: Where are you?


FluffyOreo: IDK a random bedroom.


MurderMe: why are you in a bedroom??


FluffyOreo: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS!!


StabbymcStab: We're in the kitchen.


StabbymcStab: We already ate btw


FluffyOreo: YOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME?!


PurpleDino: Nope


PurpleDino: But we did save some for you


ImmaEatYou: We did??


GlitchyBoi: Yeah it was on the counter


ImmaEatYou: ohhh....


ImmaEatYou: I kind of... ate that...


FluffyOreo: i hate you all.


NegatvityKing1: Even me?!


FluffyOreo: yOU DIDN'T WAIT FOR ME EITHER!!


NegativityKing1: Yes I did. I didn't eat mine yet, so you can have mine.


FluffyOreo: Aw thanks!!


ImmaEatYou: dsmghbwjqegkcxjgyujzmio


GlitchyBoi: uhh... what??


NegativityKing1: He ate my food, so I threw him out a window.


MurderMe: you have a problem dude


NegativityKing1: mE?! nooo.


                                    3:00PM


StabbymcStab: Where did Error go?


MurderMe: to his room i think


StabbymcStab: Oh ok


                                3:30PM


 StabbymcStab: Guys, we can change the chat name and our own names!!


NegativityKing1: No you can't. Don't you dare.


*StabbymcStab changed NegativityKing1 to HentaiOctoPussy*


HentaiOctoPussy: WHAT THE HELL CHANGE IT BACK!


StabbymcStab: ehheh nope


HentaiOctoPussy: CROSS HELP


FluffyOreo: I don't know, the name fits...


IHeartU: You mean he's bottom?


PurpleDino: Never would have guessed.


MurderMe: i'll change it nightmare


HentaiOctoPussy: THANK YOU.


*MurderMe changed HentaiOctoPussy to OctopusXOreo*


OctopusXOreo: NO I HATE YOU.


FluffyOreo: I like it!!


OctopusXOreo: I DON'T SOMEONE CHANGE IT TO IT'S RIGHT NAME!!


ImmaEatYou: eheheheheheh


OctopusXOreo: DON'T YOU DARE HORROR


*ImmaEatYou changed OctopusXOreo to Bottom*


Bottom: This is stupid, it doesn't even make sense


MurderMe: oh no


*ImmaEatYou changed FluffyOreo to Top*


Bottom: MY GOD


Top: nuuuu


IHeartU: lol 


GlitchyBoi: CAN YOU TALK TO EACH OTHER INSTEAD!?


PurpleDino: Are you crazy Error?? This is 2019 nobody TALKS anymore!


GlitchyBoi: I'm trying to nap


Bottom: I'M TRYING TO GET A NORMAL NAME!


StabbymcStab: Bottom is a normal name!


*Bottom changed StabbymcStab to F*ckYou*


F*ckYou: F*ck you


MurderMe: language 


F*ckYou: Tell that to BOTTOM


Bottom: STAHP


Top: Actually I don't really mind these names


Bottom: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!


ImmaEatYou: The top, duh


*Bottom changed ImmaEatYou to F*ckYouToo*


F*ckYouToo: heyyyyy


Bottom: This chat was a waste of time. I'm throwing MOST of you out windows later today.


Top: hehe


*Bottom Deleted Bad Guy Team*


Sorry if this is confusing or bad, I saw it on a hilarious book and thought I'd try it! 


I-it was a lot funnier in my head I swear-

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