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Hey lust! Long time no talk! Anything note worthy?

Lust: Me and Horror got engaged.

Horror: *spits out milk* wh-WHAT?!

Lust: Heheh, just kidding!

Horror: *is a blushing mess* o-okay... you b-better be...

Susie: Horror, don't you want to be engaged?

Horror: WHAT?! N-NO I'M NOT R-READY!!

Lust: *laughing* I know, buddy, I was just kidding lol

Horror: *slumps in his seat, embarrassed*

Lust: Aw! *one-arm hugs Horror*

Lust: But to honesty answer your question, the only thing interesting is I wore a meat dress, and me and Horror started dating!

Horror: *physically chokes* wHAT?!

Lust: O-oh! Silly me, I'm so forgetful!

Lust: Um, do y-you want to date me?

Horror: *blushes even more* um... *mumbles something*

Lust: What was that?

Error: He said yes you dingus-

Lust: Yay! *hugs Horror*

Horror: eEP!!

Killer: So now the long-awaited question...

Cross: Finished your game of Uno?

Killer: yes and i won.

Dust: *screams* nO YOU DIDN'T-

Killer: ANWAYS.

Killer: *looks at Horror and Lust and smirks*

Killer: Who's top and bottom?

Horror: fsfksfkskfsk- *throws his plate at Killer*

Killer: *breaks the plate with his skull* rAWr!

Susie: Are-

Susie: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Killer: wtf no-

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Horror, you act more like you came from Underlust than Lust does. WhY-

 Horror: Eh, I guess when Lust was hanging around me before, it kind of rubbed off.

Lust: Suuuuure. You're just forever dirty minded. 

Horror: *sticks out his tongue* Well, you're the one who understands what I'm saying!

Lust: *sticks out his tongue as well* I come from UnderLust, I have am excuse!

Horror: Hehe, true. Guess I'm a sinner. 

Horror: ...

Horror: i still think it's your fault-

Lust: wHY?!

Horror: Cos I can. 

Lust: Gosh, everyone blames everything on me. 

Error: That's cos you're easy to blame. 

Lust: Oh, what would you know?!

Error: hehehe....

Error: You'd be surprised...

Lust: ...

Lust: *backs away slowly*

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I dare Nightmare to stay in his least favorite au for 5 minutes or how ever long the others want

Nightmare: *groans loudly and dramatically*

Horror: WHY ON EARTH WOULD WE WANT 5 MINUTES?!

Killer: I vote 5 hours.

Nightmare: NO. 

Nightmare: 5 minutes is THE MOST you're getting.

Cross: 5 minutes?! That's so loooong!!!!

Error: Pfft, not long enough.

Nightmare: SHUT UP.

Nightmare: *opens a portal* I might just stay longer to get away from you morons.

Dust: Wow, morons huh? That's new-

Nightmare: *leaves and closes portal*

Everyone: ...

Cross: i MISS HIM SO MUCH-

Everyone: *groans*

*IN THE AU NIGHTMARE HATES THE MOST*

Nightmare: *looks around* ...

Nightmare: H-he doesn't s-seem to be here r-right now..

Shattered!Dream: Hey... brother.

Nightmare: *flinches*

Shattered!Dream: I thought you said you would never visit me...

Shattered!Dream: You are really bad at keeping promises, huh? I would know...

Nightmare: That isn't your call Dream, you have no say in that. *checks phone*

Shattered!Dream: I suppose it isn't, but it's not exactly yours either...

Shattered!Dream: How are your little friends doing hm? 

Nightmare: That is... none of your concern

Shattered!Dream: *one tentacle slides around Nightmare* Aw c'mon Nightmare... I'm curious...

Nightmare: *pushes tentacle away* I don't care. Leave me alone. 

Shattered!Dream: *laughs* You're the one who visited brother.

Nightmare: You are NOT my brother!

Shattered!Dream: *smiles wider* Don't resist it Nightmare, you know this will happen to your sweet little Dream. No matter how much you deny it-

Nightmare: SHUT UP!!

Shattered!Dream: *enjoying this* Hehe, you still do care for that brat don't you?! That's okay- you get to see him turn into something even better!

Nightmare: No... you are wrong. I will never let that happen to anybody! Nobody has to suffer!!

Shattered!Dream: I think you've forgotten... you aren't the good guy in this story. OR IN ANY STOR-

Nightmare: *timer rings* YES! *opens portal*

Shattered!Dream: NO- *tries to grab Nightmare*

Nightmare: *closes portal just in time*

Cross: oMG NIGHTMARE!!! *tackles Nightmare in a hug*

Nightmare: *trying not to cry (not because of Cross)*

Cross: I missed you so... much...

Nightmare: *pats Cross's head and looks away*

Cross: H-hey... are you okay?

Nightmare: yeah... let's not do that again, huh?

Killer: Too much for you to handle eh?

Dust: *trying to signal for Killer to shut up*

Nightmare: *glares at Killer, but doesn't do anything*

Horror: ...-

Horror: hOW COME HE GETS A FREE THROWN-OUT-THE-WINDOW PASS?!

Lust: shut. up.

Nightmare: *sighs and laughs a little*

Dust: Woah-

Dust: Is Nightmare actually laughing?!

Nightmare: *stops, but is smiling a little*

Nightmare: You guys are stupid.

Error: And you are an impostor. What did you do with the real Nightmare?!

Nightmare: *shakes his head* Hehe, never mind. 

_nagitokomaeda_

Do any of you want to join my baguette cult?

Error: *glitches out ask, so that they can't see the cult*

Error: we are NOT doing that again!!

Susie: Doing what again?! 

Susie: Also, I've never actually had a baguette...

Lust: wHAT?!

Horror: fgsgfsgfgsf-

Horror: WE NEED TO GET THIS LADY A LIFE OF BAGUETTES Y'ALL!!

Killer: exACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!

Dust: it's too early for this...

Cross: It's like... 3:00PM-

Dust: iT'S TOO LATE FOR THIS THEN, HAPPY?!

Cross: -

Cross: suuuuuure????

Horror: wait-

Horror: Where do we get baguettes???

Lust: ...

Killer: ...

Killer: French...Tale??

Horror: That's not a thing-

Lust: Yes it is. 

Horror: wha-

Horror: REALLY?!

Lust: yup. 

Horror: ...

Horror: That creator is stoopid. 

Killer: Well it's good that they are, cos we need some baguettes!!

Killer: *opens a portal and steals a basket of baguettes*

French! Sans: c'est quoi ce bordel- (what the f*ck-)

Killer: *closes portal and yeets the basket at Susie*

Susie: *gets hit by the basket, but it somehow lands perfectly in her hands*

Dust: How-

Dust: What-

Susie: *takes a bite of the baguette*

Susie: ...

Lust: wELL?!

Horror: IS IT GOOD?!?!?

Susie: I... guess??

Susie: It tastes like bread. 

Horror: Fair enough. I don't actually like it that much. 

Lust: Yeah, me neither. Its cool bread though. 

Killer: ...

Killer: Wait those are called baguettes-

Cross: Y'know what's better though?

Cross: CROISSANTS!!

Killer: Don't you mean... 

Killer: CROSS-ANTS!?

Nightmare: *snorts*

Cross: nOO NIGHTMARE-

Snivy_Rose

And after all of that can somebody get Dream to hug Nightmare?

Dream: *pops up randomly*

Dream: U-uh...

Dream: Okay?? *hugs Nightmare*

Nightmare: *flinches, and is about to push away*

Nightmare: *rememberes Shattered!Dream*

Nightmare: *hugs back*

Killer: oMG YOU'RE ACTUALLY HUGGING HIM?!?!??!?!?!

Error: i swear to god this isn't nightmare- (it is)

Nightmare: *glares at everyone, even as Dream poofs away*

Error: *throws a cushion at Nightmare*

Nightmare: *catches it mid-air* WTF YOU THINK YOU TRYING TO DO???

Error: Oh huh. Maybe it is Nightmare after all.

Hey Top (Cross) you should go find your bottom (Nightmare) Use protection *insert Lenny face here* Btw I also dare Cross to do some 'sin' time with Nightmare if you know what I mean.

Cross: *blushes insanely*

Nightmare: That sounds pretty good right now~

Cross: B-but we need protection!! We ran ou-

Horror: *showers them with 'protection'*

Cross: *blushes even more*

Nightmare: *scoops up a few with his tentacles and picks up Cross bridal-style*

Dust: *wolf whistles*

Nightmare: *glares at Dust, then teleports to his room with Cross*

Lust: My god, you all are disgusting. 

Horror: That's why you love me isn't it?~

Lust: *playfully punches Horror's shoulder* You bonehead!!

Susie: *hears a banging noise*

Susie: HEY! YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE YOUR DOOR!!

Cross: SORRY!! *shuts the door*

Error: ...

Error: oh god i wanna die-

Killer: Don't be so dramatic, geez!

Error: *glares at Killer* You're one to talk. 

Horror: Aren't you Error? You've done it with In-

Error: *glitches and lifts Horror up with his strings, then drops him*

Horror: oOF

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*Throws random sanses in through different windows* HAVE FUN BITCHES!

*WARNING*

Error: what THE FUC-

*INCOMING AU SANS*

*WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER*

*AS WELL AS THIS ONE*

Killer: Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

Horror: I don't kn-

Dust: LOOK OUT!!!

Sci (From an earlier version of Classic Sans) : *flying threw the window* aAAAHHHHh!!! *lands on top of Killer*

Killer: Oww...

Outer (From Outer!Tale... duh) : *is launched through the sky and lands on top of Killer as well*

Killer: oW-

Dance (From Dance!Tale) : *lands on Killer as well*

Killer: *groans*

Geno (From After!Tale) : *is thrown but teleports just in time, before landing on Killer*

Geno: *huffs* You're welcome. 

Bird (From Bird!Tale) : *flies in through the broken window* Heyya, looks like we're staying here for a few minutes

Killer: *groans even louder and pushes the three off*

Dance: *flips off and smiles at the group*

Outer: *gets off and helps Sci up*

Sci: Th-thanks...

Outer: Hey.. *looks at Killer* You want some help?

Killer: NO. *slowly gets up* 

Geno: *glares at everyone* 

Bird: So, is it just the five of us with you guys?

Lust: Five? I only see-

Fresh: Whatz wiggidy up brah? *appears behind Error, touching his shoulder*

Error: AAH- *crashes*

Fresh: Aw man, I was looking for some fun with my broski up in here. 

Dust: Wait... bro?

Geno: *rolls his eyes* Yeah, Fresh and I are his brothers. Did he not tell you that?

Dust: *glares at the rebooting Error* No... he didn't...

Geno: Guess we'd have to have a little chat with him, huh? *glares at Error as well*

...

Bird: *fake coughs*

Bird: So uh, what are we supposed to do?

Lust: You don't know?

Sci: No... should we?

Lust: *shrugs* I guess not. 

Killer: *smirks* Wanna play Uno?

Dust: Why? So you can finally beat someone?

Killer: What?! NO!!

Outer: *sighs* Guess we'll be here for a while.

I dare susie to blast despacito on a stereo in full volume

Dance: Oh! I know that song, one of my favourites actually!

Bird: *laughs* I bet you say that about every song!

Susie: *lifts the stereo above her head and...*

Dance: *about to dance, but stops, confused*

Fresh: Wow man, that ain't friggidy fresh cool!

Killer: *trying hard not to laugh, but giggles anyways*

Susie: What the heck??? *drops stereo*

Stereo: *switches channel but doesn't break... somehow...

Sci: hoW DID THAT NOT BREAK?!?!?

Horror: *laughing so hard*

Killer: *laughing as well*

Lust: *not laughing, but smiling*

Dance: I can't uh... dance to this...

Bird: Why doesn't anyone TURN IT OFF?!

Outer: *goes to turn it off*

Susie: *kicks it as hard as she can*

Stereo: *stops playing*

Bird: That's... not what I meant...

Stereo: *switches channels magically... I don't know-*

SUB TO PEWDIEPIE-

Sci: *flinches* Th-that's not very clean!

Dance: But it's gotta sick beat!! *starts dancing*

Horror: Actually, it's not that bad. *tapping his foot to the rhythm* 

Killer: *dancing a little with Dust*

Bird: I like this, honestly*

Susie: *dancing as well, but not as well as Dance*

Sci: *uncomfortable by the swearing*

Error: *finally reboots* Wh-what... what is that music?

Fresh: Ya like it my home slice bread slice?

Error: *glares at Fresh*

Error: It's... not that bad I guess...

Stereo: *decides to burst into flames*

Error: ...

Killer: ...I don't think it likes you Error

Error: *rolls his eyes* Whatever. Where did Geno go?

Geno: I'm here. *standing in the corner*

Error: pfft loser-

The_Ninjago_Fangirl

Heyy Killer and Dust who won the Uno game?

Killer: I DID, OBVIOUSLY!!

DUST: OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!! I WON!!

Outer: Uhh... what's happening?

Error: They played some stupid Uno game and keep fighting over who won.

Geno: tsk, how immature. 

Sci: Well, what happened? Why can't you decide who won?

Dust: Because SOMEONE 'accidentally' showed me his cards, and picked up new ones. Then, when I made him pick up two, he checked the card he was about to pick up, then picked up the two cards underneath it! 

Killer: THAT'S NOT TRUE!! I dropped my stupid cards and I didn't check the pile! 

Bird: But uh, why does that affect who won? 

Dust: Because-

Dust: uh...

Killer: oh shoot...

Bird: What? 

Dust: It... doesn't?

Sci: That makes no sense. Who won the real game?

Killer: Actually, I got so mad I stood up, so did Dust. Then we both stormed out and...

Geno: *facepalm* You didn't even finish the game?!

Dust: *looks away*

Killer: *shrugs* Sorry?

Error: Oh my god. *sits back on the couch and watches TV* 

Dance: Hey yo, is there any place for us to sleep?

Horror: Yeah just uh, go upstairs and look for an empty room. 

Lust: But do NOT go in the one with the black door handle!

Sci: Why?

Susie: That's where Nightmare and Cross's room is. 

Horror: *laughs* And we don't want to disturb them...

Outer: ...why?

Geno: *understands...somehow-* Ohh god...

Error: Welcome to my humble home.

~THE NEXT MORNING~

Nightmare: *walks downstairs* Hey, someone make me some cof-

Nightmare: *sees their guests* WHO THE F*CK ARE THEY?!

Error: They're stuck with us for another 'chapter'. 

Cross: Nighty? What's going-

Cross: aAH!! *summons his knife*

Outer: *falls off the couch*

Susie: Woah chill, they're basically harmless.

Nightmare: *glares at everyone*

Geno: *glares back*

Nightmare: *glares even harder*

Geno: *falls over* ...

Geno: woahh-

SORRY THAT I DIDN'T POST YESTERDAY!! I was literally 5 words away uGH-