Flex Tape Squad-UNITE!!



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Let's make a flex tape worship group. We must worship our god, Phil Swift.  


Nightmare: wait what no-


Horror: HECK YEAH! 


Nightmare: YOU BETTER NOT BOTHER ME OR MY SENPAI.


Horror: Pfft, when have we ever done that!?


Nightmare: ...


Horror: ...


Nightmare: ...


Horror: Okay point taken.


Horror: Besides, we need a secret dark room to worship Phil. 


Nightmare: Basement, go. Now. Leave us alone.


Susie: yes, please f*cking leave. 


Horror: ...


Horror: rude.


Horror: KILLER!! DUST!! 


Error: OW MY NON-EXISTENT EARS-


Killer: ya yeet Whats up.


Dust: Yeet it a DEAD MEME.


Killer: ...


Killer: T-then what's another meme??


Dust: Um...Hit or Miss, Fortnite dances, Caillou, the Wii music-


Killer: wait did you say Caillou?


Dust: yup.


Killer: ...


Killer: Isn't that a kids show?


Dust: YUP.


Horror: GUYS STOP TALKING!!


Horror: WE NEED TO MAKE A WORSHIP GROUP DOWNSTAIRS!!


Nightmare: AND YA BETTER HURRY UP CAUSE IM GETTING A HEADACHE AND IF I DO IM THROWING YOU ALL INTO UNDERLUST.


Horror: oh no-


Nightmare: FOREVER.


Horror: OH NO. 


Horror: YEAH, WE NEED TO GO DOWNSTAIRS LIKE NOW.


*Killer, Dust, and Horror teleport downstairs*


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Yes let's make a flex tape group worship Phil swift JUST DO IT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!!!!


Dust: Isn't that a dead meme too...?


Killer: Y'KNOW WHAT!?


Killer: WHAT ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHATS DEAD


Killer: AND WHATS ALIVE?!


Dust: ...


Dust: JESUS-


Dust: bby calm the f*ck down.


Killer: ...ok...


Horror: Does...anyone know how to worship Phil Swift??


Killer: Uh....


Dust: Um, make a...


Dust: what's it called? 


Dust: That thing in Coco.


Killer: YOU WATCHED COCO?!


Dust: U-UH-


Dust: N-NO?!


Killer: oh...


Horror: Let's be real dude we've all watched Coco.


Dust: what


Horror: We were with you.


Horror: At the theatres.


Dust: ...


Dust: F*CK-


Killer: WAit-


Killer: Were you talking about the thing with the candles and the picture of the person and with food and-


Horror: YEAH YEAH.


Horror: NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT-


Horror: AND NOBODY CARES.


Killer: ...


Killer: WELL THAT WAS F*CKING RUDE.


Dust: dude that was actually kind of mean.


Horror: sorry-


Horror: anyways, 


Horror: What if we just right a star and a circle on the ground?


Killer: That's how you summon SATAN.


Horror: ...


Horror: What if, instead of RED PAINT...


Horror: WE USE FLEW TAPE??


Killer: ...


Dust: i think you are mental and need mental help.


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Can i join flex tape squad?


Killer: Uh, sure. 


Killer: but right now it's kind of...


Horror: *taping a Satan-summoning circle*


Dust: *screaming at Horror*


Killer: ...


Killer: I AM SO CONFUSED-

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