Killer: But...if I go away...would they be happier?

~~FLASHBACK~~

Cross: OKAY! After what I have learned in my first week, all you eat IS JUNK FOOD.

Horror: NOT ME!

Cross: You eat raw meat. 

Horror: YEAH! SEE!

Cross: *sigh* that IS junk food.

Nightmare: HEY I didn't hire you and get you a soul just so you could boss us around!

Cross: No, you hired me because you thought I was cool.

Nightmare: wha...*blushes and looks away*

Cross: ANYWAYS! I've been taking Cooking lessons with Blue

Nightmare: YOU'VE BEEN TALKING WITH THE TRAITORS?

Cross: ...no? WHATEVER! YOU GUYS NEED TO EAT OTHER FOOD!

Dust: What's wrong with Grillby's?

Cross: You're Grillby is dead-you're just eating whatever is left over in the place.

Dust: OHHH yeah right. Carry on.

Cross: I am going to make you a meal-and i wiLL FORCE IT DOWN YOUR THROATS.

Killer: ...I don't like him. Can't we kill him already?

Nightmare: Shush. He's trying to help we should listen.

Horror: OOH SOMEONE GOT A CRUUUUUSH~

Nightmare: *strangles Horror* SHADDUP!!

Cross: HEY HEY LET HIM GO HE CAN'T EAT WITHOUT HIS THROAT. 

Nightmare: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Cross: OMG LET HIM GOO!!

Horror: *choking*

Killer & Dust: This is fun~

{A FEW MINUTES LATER}

Cross: OKAY- now that Horror is fine-

Horror: Actually I'm having trouble breathing a littl-

Cross: FINE. HE IS FINE. Go watch a movie or something while I prepare your meal.

Dust: You called us over...to tell us about your meal...when you aren't ready...?

Cross: ...GO! SCAT!

*The group runs away to the TV*

{A FEW HOURS LATER}

Horror: UGH I AM STARVING! I'm going to go eat somebody...

Cross: NO. I AM ALMOST FINISHED SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN!

{A FEW MORE HOURS}

Killer: I AM HUNGRY FEED ME.

Dust: I am so hungry I might actually eat Cross's food-IF IT'S READY IN TIME!

Nightmare: *stomach growls*

Cross: AAAAAND-DONE!

Horror: FINALLY! *runs to the table and sits down*

*A beautiful plate of meats, like steak and pork and mashed potatoes and vegetables and-

wait what?*

Cross: OMG HORROR YOU ATE ALL OF THE MEAT!

Horror: NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

The rest of the group: OH MY GOD WE WERE HUNGRY

Horror: Suckers, im not

Cross: UGH THAT TOOK ME FOREVER!

Cross: Guess I'll have to make it again...

Nightmare: NO. SCREW IT. I'M ORDERING PIZZA.

Cross: NUUU UR NON EXISTENCE STOMACHS!!

Killer: Order extra pepperoni!

Horror: Order extra human meat =)

Nightmare: NU-UH YOU AINT GETTIN NONE

Cross: well uh Horror...did you think it was good?

Horror: idk i ate it too quickly so-

Cross: WHYYYYYYYY

Nightmare: I am SO annoyed with everyone...

Cross: Even me?

Nightmare: uhm...maybe. idk

Horror & Killer: OOOOO HE GOTTA CRUSH!!

Nightmare: omg SHUDDUP

Killer: Wait...where did Dust go?

Everyone: ...

Dust: HEY GUYS WHILE YOU WERE WAITING FOR THE FOOD I GOT FAAAAAST FOOD!

Horror: Oh. You're kinda...not fast...

Dust: NAH MAN I WAS JUST GETTING A LOT OF FOOD!

Killer: YOU GET CHINESE?!

Dust: YUP

Nightmare: YOU GOT CUBAN?!

Dust: INDEED

Cross: YOU GOT MEXICAN?!

Dust: YA KNOW IT

Horror: YOU GET A LIVE HUMAN FOR US TO FEAST ON?!

Everyone: ...

Dust: You need help Horror

Horror: I know :')

~~FLASHBACK END~~

Killer: Did I make...do I even help with anything?