F*CKING FLEX TAPE-



(This tape thing is going crazy but I love it so much)


Horror: Hmmm....


Susie: What'cha thinking about?


Horror: Flex tape.


Susie: ...


Susie: The hell is that?


Dust: WHAT.


Dust: THE.


Dust: FUCK.


Dust: KILLER! THIS B*TCH DOESN'T KNOW WHAT FLEX TAPE IS!


Susie: Did you just call me a-


Killer: WHAT?!


Killer: *runs*


Killer: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!?!?


Susie: NO.


Dust: yes.


Susie: Wha-HEY!


Killer: *teleports a boat in the castle*


Nightmare: WHAT THE F*CK?!


Killer: TO PROVE THE STRENGTH OF FLEX TAPE-


Susie: I DON'T CARE HOW STRONG IT IS!


Killer: *chops the boat in half* 


Susie: WHY THE F*CK-


Killer: -I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!


Susie: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?!??!??!?!


Dust: Be patient idiot.


Susie: EXCUSE ME


Dust: WE CAN REPAIR THIS BOAT WITH JUST FLEX TAPE!!


Nightmare: or-


Nightmare you can shut up.


Dust: But we need to repair the boa-


Nightmare: YOU WILL SHUT UP.


Nightmare: OR YOU WILL SPEND A WEEK IN UNDERLUST.


Dust: ...


Dust: I'm gonna go die in my room now.


Killer: can I come?


Dust: ...why?


Killer: so I can die with you.


Susie: What are we gonna do with the boat though?


Error: *teleports it away*


Error: THOSE TWO ARE SO STUPID.


Cross: what were they talking about?


Nightmare: Something called, uh...Flex Tape?


Horror: *from far away* ~~~~~~~~~


Error: ...


Error: Did Horror say something?


Horror: *runs into the room*


Horror: DID SOMEONE SAY FLEX TAPE-

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