Error hates life more than before now



_nagitokomaeda_


You sacrifice the boat by covering it in tape and throwing it at error


Killer: ...


Killer: well the tape part makes sense.


Horror: Hmm...but whose stash should we use?


Dust: Why don't we just buy more??


Horror: AND WASTE MONEY ON AMAZING TAPE?


Dust: ...uh...


Dust: yeah???


Horror: good idea. 


Killer: Okay...Horror you get the tape. 


Horror: AND LEAVE YOU TWO TO MAKE OUT?!


Dust: we would neve-


Horror: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT BULLSH*T.


Horror: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 


Killer: Okay-


Killer: FINE!


*A few hours of buying tape crazily, taping the car crazily, and figuring out how to carry the car crazily*


Killer: HoW dO wE f*CKiNg cArRy tHIs 


Horror: I-I don't know!! 


Dust: wait guys-


Horror: SHUT UP, WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT!


Dust: GUYS


Killer: we were listening all along why didn't you say anything?


Dust: ...


Dust: you son of a-


Dust: *cOUgh*


Dust: ANYWAYS-


Dust: If we are magical skeletons, and we can teleport and stuff...


Horror: UH, I KNOW THIS!!


Dust: (not before you didn't-)


Dust: And we can make bones, and little kids float...


Killer: I mean, usually I just stab them with a knife but uh...I can


Dust: ...


Dust: Can't we magically carry the boat????


Killer: ....


Horror: ....


Dust: ...right??


Horror: .....


Killer: yesIknewthat*coughcoughcough*


Killer: *magically carries the boat*


Horror: wait...


Horror: How is this supposed to fit through the door??


Horror: Isn't it still locked too....


Dust: *facepalms so f*cking hard-*


Dust: WE WENT OVER THIS!!


Dust: TELEPORT IT UPSTAIRS!!


Dust: THEN MAGICALLY THROW IT AT ERROR!!


Horror: ooOOOOHHH!


Killer: Bby YOU'RE SO SMART!!


Dust: no I'm not you're just an idiot-


Oreo_Playz


What why error???


Killer: I don't know!!


Dust: Ask _nagitokomaeda_!


_nagitokomaeda_


Oreo_Playz idk


Dust: Well, crap. 


Dust: I guess there's no reason.


*from upstairs*


Error: Ugh, what's so good about Drag Race anyways??


*Killer, Dust, and Horror appear with the boat floating magically*


Horror: SURPRISE MOTHER F*CKER!!


Error: the f*c-


Killer: *throws the boat at Error*


Error: *teleports away from it*


Error: WHY THE F*CK-


Error: DID YOU TRY TO KILL ME?!


Nightmare: Eh, no killing people in the castle. 


Nightmare: Do it, in like...some other place I don't know.


Cross: or don't do it all thankyouverymuch


Killer: what...


Killer: HOW DID YOU DODGE THAT?!


Dust: because-


Dust: WE ARE MAGICAL SKELETONS!!


Horror: goddammit...


Nightmare: AND DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO LEAVE US ALONE WITH THAT STUPID FLEX TAPE?!


Nightmare: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO UNDERLUST!!


*teleports them all to UnderLust*


Susie: what...


Susie: What is  UnderLust anyways?


Nightmare: You know Lust?


Susie: ew yeah


Nightmare: IT'S WHERE HE'S FROM


Susie: OH----


Nightmare: AND EVERYONE IS LIKE HIM (except for Mettaton but that doesn't matter-)


Susie: OH. MY GOD.


Susie: NO WONDER EVERYONE IS AFRAID.

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